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| WOULD YOU DATE AN ALIEN?
Posted: 10/2/2009 5:03:11 PM | "My only condition would be that she (it?) be a carbon based life form and have at least a rudimentary understanding of our mating rituals. I hate having to start from scratch. You'ld think that would be a boon, but then you have to get them to let go of pre-conceived notions of humans, explain everything from the git -go, and by the time you've covered everything up to third base, I'm just too damn tired to slide into home. "
Shoot!.....we aliens were counting on you for the orientation. | |
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| WOULD YOU DATE AN ALIEN?
Posted: 10/2/2009 5:03:33 PM | Winston Churchill is at a Diplomatic Party. He ask the Man standing next to him where he was from. The Gentlemen promptly says "I'm an American, with a German, French, and Irish blood line. " Winston puffs his Cigar or a moment looks the chap right in the eye and says " Dam sporting of your Mother I would say."
All this talk about aliens made me think of that old joke. | |
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Posted: 10/2/2009 5:03:41 PM | >the SoldierByte
>I'm ready to RUN away and BECOME an alien..!!!
""Uhmmmm, you are ALIEN enough to me! They don't have such as you where I came from!""
See now, I think he's normal.
Actually, when I thinK "Alien" I think of Sigourney Weaver. Now, that alien was one tough mother.  
First rule of Nature: NEVER MESS WITH THE MOMMY. | |
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Posted: 10/2/2009 5:42:00 PM | WOULD YOU DATE AN ALIEN?
I did! She was from California!
Oh, sorry, just joking.
Sure, as long as she is legal! After all, I have an ENGLISH Bulldog! And I have a real hard time with his accent!
BUT, I won't buy a foreign-made motorcycle, truck, or guitar. How's that for being a hippocrite?
Seriously, I am a true conservative American redneck, but we all came here, in past generati0ns, from somewhere else. Dating an alien, or a non-citizen of the US, would not be a problem for me, as long as there were not other major differences, as in values, religion, customs that either of us could not deal with.
I guess I can date one, if the rest of the country can elect one for president! (....oooppps, sorry, there I go again.....dang!) | |
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Posted: 10/2/2009 5:59:42 PM |
^ ^ ^ I bet you got the last one right!
Dang, Miss DD, too bad our profiles disagree on everything else!
....ooops, that's chatting, sorry, mods...uh, back to topic...
I guess I would have to say that the word "alien" could refer to the differences in personalities and philosophies, as well as geographical origins, therefore, I can say what I just said.
Howzat? | |
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Posted: 10/2/2009 6:03:15 PM | Datz fine, and don't you worry, Big Brother is probably not watching.
We are small fish
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Posted: 10/2/2009 6:11:49 PM | ooohh, they watch the over 45 forum VERY closely, They want to get rid of our "generation". I've been booted before, for less, so...
yes, I guess I would date an alien. | |
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Posted: 10/2/2009 6:50:41 PM | So let's see..............you'd be talking about someone like myself having moved over to the States and you're asking if anyone would date me?
Is it me or is this one of the strangest questions ever posted???
I can't get my head around this question. | |
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Posted: 10/2/2009 7:05:29 PM |
I can't get my head around this question.
At times when that happens to me...I feel lucky! | |
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Posted: 10/2/2009 7:06:05 PM |
I could be wrong but this sounds like an extremely racist question.
Gee, I don't see it as racist at all! There are a lot of native-born American gals that I might choose not to date, no matter what their ethnic background.
Race and "alien" have nothing to do with each other. I am a caucasian American male. If you are a caucasian Australian female and I choose to not date you because you are from Australia, that might make me a Nationalist, but not a racist!
Even choosing to not date someone of another race does not make one a "racist", doggone it.
This "racist" thing, in my opinion, is getting out of hand, and has nothing to do with this thread! Gee, I didn't vote for the liberal candidate for president, I voted for the conservative, so I guess I must be a racist. I voted, as I date, based on values. By the way, I'm referring to voting for Reagan...seems to me his opponent was of the same race. | |
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Posted: 10/2/2009 7:44:02 PM | Well, it depends on looks.
Last night, when I was driving home, in a woody area, some strange furry creature with large ears hopped across the road.
At least 5ft tall, it winked at me and then quickly disappeared before I could get the camera out. | |
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Posted: 10/2/2009 7:53:12 PM | Here Spicy...
There are a lot of us here in the States. (Yep I’m one of them, and so far I’ve been called foreigner, alien, immigrant, terrorist even communist! )
I wonder whether folks our age consider dating people who were born abroad and talk with funny accents that are not likely to go away, or you strictly prefer the homegrown variety.
If the aforementioned alien can speak and spell, but there are cultural differences, would that affect your relationship in the long run?
How about people with different religions, customs and traditions; wouldn’t that be a major put off?
I am not talking about illegal immigrants who are out to get a green card from you, just people who live here but they were not born in the States.
Just curious what the general sentiment is among the 45 + people.
What exactly is that you don't get? | |
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Posted: 10/2/2009 8:22:08 PM | I've thought long and hard about this, OP. I've come to the conclusion that, the only alien I would date would be: Seven of Nine (interterristrially speaking, of course).
~ds~ | |
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Posted: 10/2/2009 9:10:11 PM | Monsieur Sauvignon,
I'm not a Star Trekie, and I had to Google Seven of Nine...
Great selection of a fine carbon based life specimen like Mr Dave said, and she's a German intraterrestial too!
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Posted: 10/2/2009 9:39:15 PM | While I have dated men from other countries ... the real aliens seem to be our own citizens ... born and raised here ... but seem to be from a different planet somehow ... 
I wonder what that's all about? | |
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Posted: 10/2/2009 10:09:40 PM | So let's see..............you'd be talking about someone like myself having moved over to the States and you're asking if anyone would date me?
Is it me or is this one of the strangest questions ever posted???
I can't get my head around this question.
Oh okay, you edited it. My quote....[quoteI could be wrong but this sounds like an extremely racist question.
came from your original post. You can edit your post, but not a quote from it by someone else.
Okay, fine that is your right, but I'd like to know, seriously....what made you go back and edit your post? This could be the beginning of another really good, deep thread. please don't abandon it...follow it! I'm not criticizing you for editing...just asking, open up another topic, or stand by your thoughts. With all respect! | |
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Posted: 10/2/2009 10:25:37 PM | Yes I would be very happy to date an Alien ,specially if he is from Mars with three eyes, and a human being testicle and penis........ I don't want to be short change in that department^^^. And much better,if he doesn't know how to write English , so I won't be worried that he is spilling the beans here on the forum that I only know Missionary Position .   | |
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Posted: 10/2/2009 11:07:03 PM | you go vannili...
who cares where he's from...
as long as he has a working penis and hasn't read the kamasutra... | |
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Posted: 10/3/2009 6:06:52 AM | Hell I married one. She had a beautiful humanlike form but........I am here now.
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Posted: 10/3/2009 6:38:02 AM | Well I would have but Mork married Mindy and then he put on a wig and grew boobs and became a cross dressing nanny.................oh, another thread.
legal alien yes, illegal.............I would have to wonder about him wanting a green card and aiding and abetting..................... | |
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Posted: 10/3/2009 7:26:17 AM | Twisted Sister said
RE the list of Best and Worst lovers list, a Canadian study done a few years back determined that Newfoundlanders indulged in sex more often than people in any other Province. Of course, we Newfies have been known to tell whopping big yarns now and then.
Though an "alien" here, my on the ground, hands on research confirms that Newfoundlanders do tell great stories and are extremely busy developing alternate sources of heat. Surrounded by the ocean, obsessed with watching icebergs, we are easily inspired.
And, generally, willing to date aliens. | |
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Posted: 10/3/2009 7:44:48 AM | Well OP, my best friend is from India but would I date him? Hmmm...all my friends think I should but..hmmm...right now I won't. Not because he's Indian but because of other personal reasons. (I'm in a relationship right now that makes "Mr. Toad's Wild Ride" at Disney look like a cakewalk. )
I also dated a German for 7 years but the age and cultural differences were too much for the both of us. (He was 16 years younger...yeah, I know....I KNOW ALREADY!!!! )
I would certainly entertain the idea of dating an alien if he:
(a) Would relish in the fact of being 'daddy' to my 82 cats.
(b) Would champion my cause for shooting any person that fished for sport and tried to get away with saying 'hunting' is basic criteria for being a 'man.' pfft! Man, my ass!
(c) Would never, ever use the word 'irregardless' in any context whatsover.
(d) Would talk 'to me' instead of talking 'at me' about his culture and is willing to hear me out without contempt about my own culture. (The german dude I dated hated my country simply because BBC told him to. )
Sans | |
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Posted: 10/3/2009 7:46:30 AM |
I like Canadian women. Anyone out there want to move to Florida?
cold air is a preservative - how do you think we all manage to look so young and gorgeous?
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