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| What kind of guy do you want to marry?
Posted: 11/3/2009 11:04:08 PM | um, Grandma BooBoo...
if my eyes don't deceive me, I perceive the gentleman below you might just have proposed... (if he didn't, you might want to seriously consider doing it to him )... :)
*walks away singing under her breath "can you feel the love tonight"... | |
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| What kind of guy do you want to marry?
Posted: 11/3/2009 11:09:01 PM | Now now now Ms.Beamlover
I have to ask.. Is MOONBEAM a contraction? You know.. like where DON'T is a contraction of DO NOT
So is MoonBeam a contraction that added MOONSHINE to JIM BEAM?
Ok.. whether you're drinkin or smokin.. I must say..
"It's enough to make this WIDE EYED WANDERER....."
Not all preceptions turn into reality Ms-whose-main-pic-looks-like-ValerieBertinelli moonbeam.. Deceive.. Perceive.. YOU will get the first invitaion to our "JOINING" ceremony if it were to occur. Now it wont be marriage.. cause I have heard this helen reddy ROAR.. Ok.. wait.. she is NOT a helenreddy roar-er by a long shot.. My mind was on a cosign.. or maybe on a tangent..
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| What kind of guy do you want to marry?
Posted: 11/3/2009 11:35:57 PM | ms beamlover? lol. you're the one doing the contraction.
it's MOONbeamlover. aka a lover of moonbeams (something that has been beyond spectacular the past few nights; especially on the water; lit the entire lake on white lit fire- they're magical and I adore them)...
Don't smoke; don't drink much either; and I also never said the proposal had to be for marriage. there are a lot of proposals that would be equally acceptable to roaring Helen Reddys or NOT helenreddy roarers... :)
I'm thinking though you were maybe hoping you guys could row together for a while at the very least... from your extremely well designed counter to her great boo list :)
(I will keep an eye out for that joining witness invite) :)
ps (that pic was taken two nights ago and the full moon ironically WAS big time glowing in the window i was looking towards; also ironically I grew up being called her double by everyone; though haven't heard it for ages) | |
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| What kind of guy do you want to marry?
Posted: 11/3/2009 11:42:31 PM | Obviously someone I click with and have a deep connection with. Ideally we share the same views on important issues and have some things in common. Other things:
-Honest- can't stress this enough, too many compulsive liars out there.
-Respectful
-Compassionate
-Sincere
-Intelligence
-Sense of humor- SO important to have a guy who can make me laugh! | |
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| What kind of guy do you want to marry?
Posted: 11/4/2009 2:49:26 AM |
Most guys just settle for whatever comes their way..........whichever women says "yes".
Pathetic.
I agree.
If women only knew ...... | |
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| What kind of guy do you want to marry?
Posted: 11/4/2009 3:39:02 AM | I read through this thread to see if there was any woman that said that they were looking for a guy like me to give me hope that there are women that like guys like me but no cigar, oh well  | |
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| What kind of guy do you want to marry?
Posted: 11/4/2009 4:09:48 AM |
um, Grandma BooBoo...
if my eyes don't deceive me, I perceive the gentleman below you might just have proposed... (if he didn't, you might want to seriously consider doing it to him )... :) LOL! He's definitely a "Keeper" Moonbeam, no doubt about it! LOL! but we're just in intellectual lust. | |
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| What kind of guy do you want to marry?
Posted: 11/4/2009 8:59:44 AM |
Give him a good whiff test and if he passes he's mine.
I think I should go shower. If only I had known it would be this easy.
OT
Who wants to marry these days anyway?? What with the whole, why buy the cow thing..
PLUS... we all know there is always 1 better and just a click away! | |
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| What kind of guy do you want to marry?
Posted: 11/4/2009 10:01:36 AM | Drat.. It's worst than the "friendzone"
Now I've been put in the "intellectualist" zone..
Looks like I need to go on the AlbertEinsteinJennyCraig diet and go lose some IQ points along with my life of common sense memories now.
I HATE when that happens.. Intellectual lust zone.
Why cant you women see the inner neanderthal ME and want me for my hardbody sex-U-up skills? Why are you constantly seeing that I have an above average mind surrounded by a wealth of well-thought-out common sense information and ignoring my sexiness..
Wait.. I'm channeling RightSaid Fred here
I'm too sexy for my mind
too sexy for my mind,
Or something like that | |
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| What kind of guy do you want to marry?
Posted: 11/4/2009 10:58:59 AM | Not necessarily in this order.
1.Kind
2. Fun to be with
3. Having done enough personal growth to know himself and what he wants out of life and a relationship
4. Can look afterhimself financially
5. Is happy with himself and the world around him
6. Is willing to work at being in a relationship.
7. Sees lovemaking as a celebration of the love between two people - not his right because he wants it.
8.Gentle
9. Likes women
10. Likes to cook and is tidy
11. Has similar values to mine
12. Is well educated
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| What kind of guy do you want to marry?
Posted: 11/4/2009 1:12:03 PM |
Why cant you women see the inner neanderthal ME and want me for my hardbody sex-U-up skills? Why are you constantly seeing that I have an above average mind surrounded by a wealth of well-thought-out common sense information and ignoring my sexiness.. LOL! that does it.....NOW I'm really in LUST, LUST!
LOL! have been wondering for years where the hell all the men were who actually appreciated being looked at as sex toys! LOL! | |
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| What kind of guy do you want to marry?
Posted: 11/4/2009 6:01:12 PM | toy store - y
True story.. Once a paramour wanted to visit one of these Pleasure-Retailers for the open minded. Now, USUALLY.. the clerks in these places have seen it all and cant be rattled. Well.. I went in first.. and started perusing the RACKS. I looked at the products too. Butt anyway.. after a few minutes, my companion entered and started her wandering around the aisles and displays. When she got close to me she called to the clerk and said very loud while pointing at me
"How much is THIS sex-toy?".. The clerk visibly blushed and said.. Lady, you're on your own. Then I said loudly.. Look.. I may be cheap.. but I'm not EASY.. in fact if the price is right.. It can be a HARD negotiation before we consumate this deal.
The clerk AND the other customers were so discombobulated. We left the store laughing our behinds off..
So BooBoo.. you want this toy? I'm self-powering.. no need for batteries. And I'm damn handy around the house too. I can fix ANYTHING you've got.. and your house too. | |
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| What kind of guy do you want to marry?
Posted: 11/4/2009 6:44:12 PM | -He doesn't have to be all that tall. Just as tall or taller than me. At 5"5 that shouldn't be too difficult to find.
- I don't care about race.
-sense of humor comes first
- intelligent, compassionate, masculine, patient, OVER HIS EX, lots a sex
-affectionate, but I'm not into putting on pda's just for the sake of show.
-knows how to dress. Doesn't have to be GQ...but c'mon. Don't make me have to tell you to iron your shirt.
-Conscious of having clean smelling breath
-Do not want an egomaniac. That word covers alot, such as selfishness, bragging, passive aggressive tactics. I can list a hundred things that go with that.
-No sulking. That will send me packing. I don't read minds, nor should I be expected to.
-Fine if you're into UFC. But don't make me watch it with you. You have buddies for that. Ditto for your golf and football. | |
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| What kind of guy do you want to marry?
Posted: 11/4/2009 6:53:02 PM |
So BooBoo.. you want this toy? I'm self-powering.. no need for batteries. And I'm damn handy around the house too. I can fix ANYTHING you've got.. and your house too. LOL! I meant OBJECT!!! SEX OBJECT!!! LOL! Toy works too though!
LOL! and the only thing I got around the house that needs "fixed".......is ME!!! LOL! | |
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| What kind of guy do you want to marry?
Posted: 11/4/2009 7:34:18 PM |
LOL! have been wondering for years where the hell all the men were who actually appreciated being looked at as sex toys! LOL!
They're off being appreciative with someone.... | |
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| What kind of guy do you want to marry?
Posted: 11/4/2009 8:30:57 PM | Awww.. comeon.. there HAS to be something up on the roof that needs "fixin" so you can check out my butt as I climb that ladder you're a'holdin for me
Or maybe a loose doorknob. I've got a knobfixintool for ya
Let's not forget those other "fixins" around the place where I can whirl you around like a midwestern Do Si Do and get your heart all a flutter..
THEN I pull out my makita and tighten that door hinge so it dont stick no mo..
MAKE me feel useful dammmit.. I NEED to feel "Like a MAN"
then I'll bring my REAL tool to help fix your sleepin quarters!
EDIT after re-reading that post
I can "fix" you.. I mean.. the problem when I put my fixin into high gear.. YOU are so spent.. you then need me to fix breakfast.. I mean.. sheeesh.. | |
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| What kind of guy do you want to marry?
Posted: 11/4/2009 8:39:09 PM | LOL! Well Sh1t!!! If you're gonna flex just for ME....then I'll break something so you can fix it!!!
YOU are so spent.. you then need me to fix breakfast.. I mean.. sheeesh.. Ok, this has just shifted gears from lust, lust....to Insane, just shoot me now cause it don't get no better than this LUST!!!! | |
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| What kind of guy do you want to marry?
Posted: 11/4/2009 8:53:46 PM | | I don't want to marry any of those clowns. They just p1ss me off and end up on my sh1t list. I'm happily single! Love, Titus | |
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