| Do older women fancy quite younger men?
Posted: 11/6/2009 3:05:37 AM | Oh lord, not this one. I don’t want a younger man full stop. It’s bad enough that men age better than women, but to compound the problem by dating a younger one? No thanks. Who wants someone with LESS sags and bags than you do who can point and laugh in derision that you look like his freaking granny or something? Nah, not for this vain old duck.
I want some old fart with droopy eyelids, jowls like handbags, a saggy hairy arse, copious nasal hair, a ginormous belly, sleep apnoea, spider veins all over his legs, swollen ankles, audible laboured breathing and a heart condition. By comparison I’d look like a freaking goddess! | |
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| Do older women fancy quite younger men?
Posted: 11/6/2009 5:54:57 PM | Some do and some don't
Some women are immature for their age ~ and a younger man works
Some women are very mature and would feel like they are babysitting.
Some women just want a good romp and feel their efforts better served looking among the young instead of a hard search to find someone her age that can deliver the package.
They are out there ~ but the older we all get ~ the few there are that can preform at high levels. But they have this same problem with younger men as well it's just not as pronounced.
Rare is the time I find an even match ~ it's hard ~ but great when you are so lucky.
But in the end ~ she's looking for a total package. A man that can deliver and hang ~ a man that can allow her to be herself. A man that knows when to quit talking. A man that knows what not to say. A man that can make her laugh. A man that makes her feel secure and safe.
If she can find all that in a younger man ~ she will take it.
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| Do older women fancy quite younger men?
Posted: 11/6/2009 7:39:10 PM | | OK.... I'm out on a limb now with a word that hasn't been used much in this discussion....GIVING love ! I think that older women know more about that intangible concept of being able to love in a giving way, which ironically comes back to you double ! If you think ..."I want that pretty thing, don't care what it costs..", you are being ignorant of the love process which involves a lot of giving and the takings come in right on target. Basically this is what makes a relationship between an older woman and a younger man not the subject of snide remarks anymore. We are becoming sexually sophisticated , in line with the rest of the world... especially the Latin countries . | |
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| Do older women fancy quite younger men?
Posted: 11/6/2009 11:34:02 PM | | Stop the press! I was in the supermarket and he came dashing up to me and put a stong arm around my waist and guided me to the fruit juice section and said "This is what you need!" and it was a bottle of Pomegranite juice. Then he, poof, disappeared into... er, I don't know where. BUT the point is he was an older man as opposed to an almost virgin young one! I want him back! He moved me, he did. Could he have been an angel. He was Soooo good looking. And now all I've got is Pomegranite juice. | |
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| Do older women fancy quite younger men?
Posted: 11/7/2009 3:19:19 AM | Ahhhh PetalPi
"Tis better to have pomegranited and lost than never to have pomegranited at all"....
Older guys understand this.... | |
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| Do older women fancy quite younger men?
Posted: 11/7/2009 3:35:54 AM | HMM If I was you..............................
I would have thrown the Pomegrante juice bottle at his head
knocked him down and jumped the bugger whilst I had the chance
you just can't let them slip away into the Confectionery Isle | |
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| Do older women fancy quite younger men?
Posted: 11/7/2009 3:43:30 AM | | Beginning to think older women are dangerous while we're talking about knocking em down.Had one today nearly run me over in her motorized scooter today.Lucky for her i couldn't catch her otherwise i would of deflated her tyres.Would of fixed her little red scooter up. | |
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| Do older women fancy quite younger men?
Posted: 11/7/2009 3:49:32 AM |
And now all I've got is Pomegranite juice.
be vewy vewy grapeful because Persephone ended up in Hades (hell)and all she ate were a few pomegrate seeds. Are you sure this man was horny and not horned?? | |
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| Do older women fancy quite younger men?
Posted: 11/7/2009 4:39:17 AM | stonehenge was pommy granite wasn't it..... boom boom...
and widely used as a weapon in those times too....
DUCKKKKK..... incoming fruit shaped boulders..... | |
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| Do older women fancy quite younger men?
Posted: 11/7/2009 5:32:34 AM | Spontaneous exposure to pomigranite in the fruits and vegetable isle could well have created stonehenge. I got a rise out of the story.
If I were you, I'd try it again. ~ I had the same thing happen in Dairy Products last week! I was having a tough decision with some hard Mexican cheese and this young brown Goddess from out of nowhere appear and took my hand and filled my head with wild thoughts ~ and poof! , she was gone. but the cheese was excellent!
I've never seen anything so beautiful before. ~ I think I need a cigarette.
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| Do older women fancy quite younger men?
Posted: 11/7/2009 2:33:59 PM |
I want some old fart with droopy eyelids, jowls like handbags, a saggy hairy arse, copious nasal hair, a ginormous belly, sleep apnoea, spider veins all over his legs, swollen ankles, audible laboured breathing and a heart condition. By comparison I’d look like a freaking goddess!
You rang??
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| Do older women fancy quite younger men?
Posted: 11/7/2009 7:08:04 PM | ^^^^^pmsl.
Went out last night..and yes not just for a litre of milk...got back at 6am. Went dancing and met this 26 year old who was cute, intelligent and FFS shorter than me...how can that be? Even I am shorter than myself. Anyhows this perfectly formed, very pretty man/boy sidled up and told me he was 'fun sized'. That was it, laughing my head off at his cheekiness I had great fun dancing with him. tis the second time I have met him and yet and yet and yet....nope sorry sweetie, fun to flirt, definately fun to dance with, interesting to talk to (most unusual) but NOOOOOOOOOOO WAY....Whilst I could do without the snoring, spider veins and heamarroids (can't spell that cos I don't own any and it is not on my shopping list and haven't a clue which aisle to look for it...could be next to the grapes), grizzly beard etc.....I want a proper play mate with expired warrenty and nearer to his use by date than his made by.
Rule of thumb used to be.......different measurements depending on the situation...now rule of thumb is precise and reasonably accurate...within the same decade and still breathing even if only capable of doing it lightly.
Har har last night I was a potential Cougar....today, I ache, me pelt is patchy, my teeth are gappy and my brain is full of mange and fleas....anyone want to cart me orf to luncheon or shoot me. Growing old disgracefully is not easy. | |
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| Do older women fancy quite younger men?
Posted: 11/8/2009 7:58:17 AM | | Recently broke up with my 26 year old now ex-girlfriend. We dated for six and a bit months. I can safely say she was envied by all her (similar age 25+) friends Haha... | |
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