| Bad in the sack
Posted: 10/19/2009 5:42:39 AM | [/are all too familiar with "starfish" sex.]
What is "starfish" sex"????? | |
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| Bad in the sack
Posted: 10/19/2009 5:49:52 AM |
What is "starfish" sex"?????
She just lies there, spread-eagled, no movement. It's bad.
OP, best sex I ever had was where her hunger for me, and she showed it, was as compelling as mine for her. | |
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| Bad in the sack
Posted: 10/19/2009 7:50:17 AM | No the worst sex is them not touching you and you making them climax through oral. Then using I was drunk as an excuse.
But yeah in a stable relationship communication is key. And woman, get a toy, learn what helps you climax, you might not be able to achieve orgasm just through intercourse, your partner needs to help stimulate, eat out, anything to make the romp worthwhile. Just going through the motions isn't even good sex. Its not a job, its a mutual enjoyment. When it becomes a job, I quit or fire them and pull out the good toys.  | |
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| Bad in the sack
Posted: 10/19/2009 6:23:17 PM | | hitting the wrong hole in doggy! seriously, I haven't been the same since and all my future partners can blame that one for me not doing anal anymore. | |
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Posted: 10/19/2009 6:40:40 PM | | The diffrence between a bad lay and a great one is the bad one the girl just lays there like a corpse the great won the girl talks to you dirty and says things like **** me! Im cumminng! and just moans and that what makes a man fall in love! Trust me I own a strip club in south fla and trust me I know!!!!!!1 | |
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Posted: 10/19/2009 6:51:25 PM | What a lovely and cogent post.
A great lover will get your drink and little snack without being asked cos he wants to be your...er...lover! Then he'll snuggle up to you, kiss the nape of your neck, and wait to hear what YOU want to do now, and later. | |
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| Bad in the sack
Posted: 10/20/2009 2:28:01 PM |
Is it possible to be truly bad?
Sure - and many women are. If you want to be good in the sack, be enthusiastic, imaginative, ask for what you want and enjoy what you are doing. Learn to kiss well. | |
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Posted: 10/20/2009 2:32:50 PM | and then again there are many men that think they are the best, and they use the clit like a constant ringer, the type that in your mind you wish they cum a lil faster cause they think they are just working it like a good gigalo, oh darn it just finish already. Or the drunk ones whom you can taste the alcohol through their skin. Or the ones that cum as soon as they are inside. Or the ones that are clueless where the clit is and fumble right through the labia. Yeah, those that pride themselves in being all that, but cant really live up to their own reputation.  | |
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| Bad in the sack
Posted: 10/20/2009 6:15:17 PM | A woman who is worred about being bad in bed can do a few little things to compensate...
With that in mind, I thought I'd make a list....
1... Always praise your man for being the greatest lover you've ever had. He will believe you because it would explain why you're so bad in bed. This will give him an Ego boost which will help him ignore how bad you are in bed.
2... Put on a porno movie. Have sex with him while he watches. The porn will help him enjoy his encounter with you. Remember, your man's happiness is YOUR happiness. you can always have an orgasm by yourself (as long as you don't wake him)
3... Keep beer in the fridge. His favourite brand of course. This will make up for your failures in the bedroom....
4... Wear kinky lingerie in bed... Ideally he will be distracted and not notice your sexual deficiencies...
5... Buy your guy a 42" or large plasma Tv... He will not notice that you are bad in bed.
I hope these few tips will be of help to women who are failures in bed.
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| Bad in the sack
Posted: 10/20/2009 6:34:33 PM | For me, what sucks is:
A lousy kisser. Lousy meaning, tight lipped, constant tongue, and not able to read or follow you, at all. Kissing makes me WET. Period. To me, it is important. Properly kissed, even in menopause, no lube necessary (at least not for a good while!)
You might be bad in the sack if:
You cannot control your orgasm..........cum in 5-10 minutes, like it your way only, don't like variety, cannot use your hands or do not care to. Can't go for round 2. THAT sucks, to me. Not of course if you have to
get up in 5 hrs for work, or something, I am considerate! LOL | |
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| Bad in the sack
Posted: 10/20/2009 7:27:13 PM | A comedian i heard once, pretty much summed it all up:
-Ladies, you don't have to be good in bed, you just have to be there...
-I can partially agree, however i would rather concurr
"there are two types of women in the world, some are good in bed
-and the other women who are great!"
You don't get any points laying there waiting to get yours, jump in and lets make this a collective participation sport.
spontaneous naughty actions or ideas or thoughts (at any place or time is always an excellent idea) | |
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| Bad in the sack
Posted: 10/21/2009 4:49:27 AM |
jump in and lets make this a collective participation sport.
If I'm going to think of sex as a sport, it's going to be a full body contact, team work all the way.
at any place or time is always an excellent idea
Seems the best sexual encounters I've ever had, started out long before we were in the sack. | |
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| Bad in the sack
Posted: 10/21/2009 8:55:39 AM | | I feel that if a woman just lays thereshe is a bad f--k. | |
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| Bad in the sack
Posted: 10/21/2009 5:38:31 PM | | All the things you listed OP are great. I don't think you're bad in bed unless you have poor chemistry with your partner. | |
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| Bad in the sack
Posted: 10/22/2009 6:35:36 AM |
If I'm going to think of sex as a sport, it's going to be a full body contact, team work all the way.
Great POV!! Now, how come it's not an Olympic event? The 2016 venue for that world competition is certainly conducive to "opening the field" (it just wasn't happenin' in Chicago, lol). And damn near everything else seems to have been included somehow.
Seems the best sexual encounters I've ever had, started out long before we were in the sack.
Olympic competitors typically devote their lives to training to be the best in their "sport". A like approach to human coupling would be a very good thing, imho. | |
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| Bad in the sack
Posted: 10/22/2009 6:51:43 AM | @ whytwater.... I love your point of view.
Where do we hold these Olympics?.... and what is the training regimen?
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| Bad in the sack
Posted: 10/22/2009 8:48:25 AM | A woman who's self-conscious (not subconscious as you said lol) about being naked or riding on top. I don't like being on top because the guy tends to lay there like a dead fish. I want the interaction. The kissing, ('  ') touching, ('  ') thrusting('  ') moaning (' ') | |
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| Bad in the sack
Posted: 10/22/2009 8:27:05 PM | What makes a lady bad in the sack?
To me, its:
- laying there like a corpse.
- body too stiff.
- doesn't know how to change or anticipate positions.
- DRY, RUBBERY SNATCH!!! 
- faking it. (YES, we can tell! Hate to break it to you fakers that think you're fooling somebody. You're not fooling anybody. The guy you're with just doesn't care. He's only concerned about getting his rocks off, not yours!) 
- bad or no blowjobs.
- cooch stretched all to hell.
- talking too dang much during.
- wanting to kiss too much. (I'd have to be Plastic Man to be able to kiss from the positions I favor.)
- wanting to talk too much after. (I've just put in a lot of work. That last thing I want to do is talk.) 
- poor hygiene. | |
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| Bad in the sack
Posted: 10/22/2009 8:34:54 PM | man that does sound like a check list and that right there makes it seem more tedious and less enjoyable....i think it more depends on ur partner and the intimacy level...i am more into foreplay-being touched and touching my partner....i never conciously think...oh i need to moan now because its what my partner wants to heatr-i just like to take things as they come and know i am enjoying myself and pleasing my partner....
as for getting on top-i am a bigger girl and i will ride all night if needs be...i don't care if i may not "look " as good as when i'm on my back-i'm in tune with my sexuality and i love being on top...get some self-esteem and just relax and enjoy it!! | |
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| Bad in the sack
Posted: 10/22/2009 9:29:09 PM | If I'm going to think of sex as a sport, it's going to be a full body contact, team work all the way.
How many on that team?
Now, how come it's not an Olympic event?
Of course the ancient Greek games may have included fornication, with any gendered partner.
Chinese Olympic officials in the 2008 games altered Led Zepplin's "Whole Lotta Love" in the closing ceremonies. Apparently Robert Plant's line "I'm gonna give you every inch of my love", was unacceptable. I'm thinkin' if there is any sex inclusion in Olympic Games, it's going have to be in a really open minded country. | |
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| Bad in the sack
Posted: 10/22/2009 9:50:54 PM | Best sex I had was doggy, with her in front of a mirror. Men are visual creatures. Nothing turns a guy off more than a women not accentuating their natural god given curves.
Worse sex I had was, teeth, smell, no movement, complete darkness, and an a shy girl who was scared to make a peep, not to mention hid under the covers like a panty. I shiver at the thought of that...background info...it was a few years back. | |
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| Bad in the sack
Posted: 10/23/2009 12:59:28 PM | ask my ex wife...LOL!
Honestly, for me there usually needs to be more than physical chemistry for me to enjoy it. But ya...being as active as your male partner in bed is a really good start. Be vocal...if you're enjoying it let us know.
If there's something...say oral you enjoy giving...then give lot's and do so convincingly.
Figure out what we like, don't assume we're all the same. | |
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| Bad in the sack
Posted: 10/23/2009 1:03:56 PM | When she kicks you in the groin, turns you around and puts her stilettos on your back until it draws blood, then tells you what a bad boy you are, yeah that's bad.
Wait, wrong thread. | |
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| Bad in the sack
Posted: 10/23/2009 3:14:14 PM |
How many on that team?
umm, just two, kinda like doubles | |
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