| Phone etiquette
Posted: 10/17/2009 5:46:48 PM | Was going to jump in earlier, but was busy trying to have phone sex. I'm still on hold.
OT - Since the OP proposes the "Three Call Rule" as if to imply that knowledge of it is universal, then I'm wondering whether she, being likely to know it as well, has risked the return call? Doesn't the TCR lend itself to being misused by the desparate and unsavoury?
Ring Ring Ring
Hello?
Hi. It's me, Chauncey. Bye
Click
Ring Ring Ring
Hello?
Hi. It's me, Chauncey. Bye
Click
Ring Ring Ring
Hello?
Orange you glad I didn't say "Banana?"
Click
Oh Baby Time.
Of course, only an idiot would think like that.
(Bet the ladies' tongues are all hanging out their drooping jaws at the prospect!!! Anxious POF Operators are waiting for your calls.) | |
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Posted: 10/17/2009 5:56:22 PM | OMG unless you know this woman take my advice and don't expect anything...................... | |
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Posted: 10/17/2009 7:22:30 PM | OMG ,, thats it ..
I'm.... rich ,, Phone CONDOMS ! ! ! Quick someone call me before I pass out . !
my new web site .. WWW. Dail a Rubber,yalcumnow | |
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| Phone etiquette
Posted: 10/17/2009 7:54:09 PM | | Hah in my experience most guys have phone sex by themselves...you just hear heavy breathing and they get quiet and you're not even talking about anything sexual.. more then once have I experienced this, a guy whacking off when talking to me and I have no idea why...I just ignore lmao! | |
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Posted: 10/17/2009 8:14:43 PM |
When you "finish" does your phone expect you to cuddle?
it is my understanding that some phones want a cigarette... | |
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Posted: 10/17/2009 8:16:17 PM |  That really made my day, THANK YOU | |
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Posted: 10/17/2009 8:23:02 PM |
My question for both men and women on here is, how many phone conversations does one have before one can expect phone sex?
lmao oh geez! 
I don't think it's how many calls, I think it would probably go by minute usage.
Would 3 way calling be considered a threesome in phone sex fantasy land?  | |
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Posted: 10/17/2009 8:30:34 PM | | I say a 10 min maximum on the first call, then as soon as you get off, politely say "thank you" and hang up, immediatly, and move on to the next phone sex date...tonight I'm trying to break my record of 5 in one night! | |
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Posted: 10/17/2009 8:34:23 PM | bro,
i don't think there should be a number.... the problem is that someone came up with the the number 3 being the ever so standard number for phone sex, kissing, sex, etc....
I say just feel em out, if you have sex appeal and you carry a major mouth piece, there should not be a number in the equation...... | |
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Posted: 10/17/2009 9:10:50 PM | OK. We had our second phone date. I just got off. I mean got off the phone.
I tried some of your advice. I said I think I'm going into the tunnel. She said what tunnel? I'm at home so I didn't have an explanation for that, so I moved on.
Then I tried the knock knock. She said who's there. I said banana. She said banana who? I was probably suppose to hang up, but I forgot to. That didn't work either.
I got a little confused with the accent below the Mason Dixon line and how that works with the 3 date rule. She is from way further south than I am. So her accent is much more than mine. Assuming I abide by the 3 phone date 2 day rule and he has a 7 date 3 date rule so we add the 2 together and divide by 2 or do we go with my liberal rule or her more stringent rules?
It's been2 calls and it's after 12:00 my time. 11:00 her time so and we have both already agreed that neither one of us are too good at math. I have to figure this out quickly as I'm suppose to call her back. This would be call 3 and day 2.
Should I play some romantic music in the background? | |
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Posted: 10/17/2009 9:22:57 PM | Whoa.
This post seemed innocent at first then...BAM.
"I just met someone...when can I phone bone her?" LOL.
Slow down buddy. But thanks for the laugh.
Uhm...whatever you do, don't tell her that you're looking for phone sex. | |
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Posted: 10/17/2009 9:25:59 PM | I once had phone sex. I was crushed; it never called back.
PS - Thought that ponders me: Is phone sex on a pay phone the same, or do you just feel cheap and empty afterward?
vvvvv So ... how many calls are you up to now? | |
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| Phone etiquette
Posted: 10/17/2009 9:28:44 PM |
Uhm...whatever you do, don't tell her that you're looking for phone sex.
But I thought women wanted honesty. I think I should tell her straight up. | |
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Posted: 10/17/2009 9:31:14 PM | I want whatever Chance is drinking!! bahhhhhhh
Damn compact cell phones!!! ...... My cell phone is lost and I can't find it ... wait.....quick ...... someone phone me ...... it is on viberate!!  | |
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Posted: 10/17/2009 9:33:26 PM | ^^^^^ I keep getting a busy signal.
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Posted: 10/17/2009 9:36:15 PM | | LOL DBD ..... maybe that is why I can feel it vibrate! Can you call the phone company to auto turn off ........ the phone, I mean!! | |
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Posted: 10/17/2009 9:37:36 PM | bro,
ask her what she is wearing... if she gives you a whole laundry list then you have plenty of work to do...
next convo, ask her again when she is in bed. If she says shirtless and panties then I say its time to insert mouthpiece and play ball!!!!!
I got a little confused with the accent below the Mason Dixon line and how that works with the 3 date rule. She is from way further south than I am. So her accent is much more than mine. Assuming I abide by the 3 phone date 2 day rule and he has a 7 date 3 date rule so we add the 2 together and divide by 2 or do we go with my liberal rule or her more stringent rules? It's been2 calls and it's after 12:00 my time. 11:00 her time so and we have both already agreed that neither one of us are too good at math. I have to figure this out quickly as I'm suppose to call her back. This would be call 3 and day 2. Should I play some romantic music in the background? | |
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Posted: 10/17/2009 9:41:49 PM | | background music....nice touch :-) | |
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Posted: 10/17/2009 9:42:10 PM | alright this is getting hardcore.. do the rubber on the phone trick..
you know,, That pulling, squeaking, rubbery sound as pulling a rubber glove over a huge plastic dil/BOB.( they understand BOB. a woman thing , like d cell battiers,, The BIG ones . ). Then make a sharp snapping sound, like a rubber band slapping your ass, fallowed by a ouch, but the kinda of ouch that can be cured with a kiss, now your voice needs to have a muffled sound as if being heard through rubber..
now your ready for THAT call, 3# the big one.
if that doesn't work ,, start thinking " plug in the wall" every female knows " plug in the wall "
after that your SOL. damn good thing for free calling . | |
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Posted: 10/17/2009 9:51:50 PM |
Hah in my experience most guys have phone sex by themselves...you just hear heavy breathing and they get quiet and you're not even talking about anything sexual.. What ? Hello..Hello.. is that my ex talk'n ??  | |
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Posted: 10/17/2009 10:02:50 PM | | I think you should have the talk first… about whether you intend to be monophonous. | |
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Posted: 10/17/2009 10:06:49 PM | | roflmao...if I didn't know you to be such a good guy..I'd be reaming you right now ...lol..just saying ;-) | |
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Posted: 10/17/2009 10:08:47 PM | Im a little confused "Phone sex?", that went over my head.
Like on person said, "how do you mount the phone"
But I think three calls in one day with a first timer is sort of excessive. NO COMMENT | |
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