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Posted: 10/19/2009 7:15:20 AM | If the man intention is to have sex with me , and that's all, he doesn't need to make 3 calls to propose sex to me .. First call is fine, and it is earlier the better that he knows that I am not into sex charity,but looking for man for LTR/marriage material.. I am dead serious about this too...
I never heard a Phone Etiquette on sexual proposal on third phone call.
What I know it is rude to call after 9:00 PM. and don't call the person in his work unless it is Emergency...<img src=http://www.plentyoffish.com/smiles/icon_201.gif border=0> If you are talking about phone sex, there is the YELLOW PAGE phone book ............................... | |
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| Phone etiquette
Posted: 10/19/2009 7:20:29 AM | I have a cordless phone .. so I can have phone sex in every room of the house .. cept the basement .. but that's ok .. that's where that spin cycle takes care of being "bobless in slumberside"
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PiggyT
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Joined: 9/14/2009
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| Phone etiquette
Posted: 10/19/2009 7:30:09 AM |
Might I suggest putting your own cell phone on vibrate, stuff it down your shorts (or up your ***) and then call yourself?
But what if your phone "Is just not that into you"??? | |
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| Phone etiquette
Posted: 10/19/2009 8:23:29 AM | | What are you going to do when you find out the women you’re having phone sex with is a 65 year old fat guy sitting naked in a bean bag chair? | |
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| Phone etiquette
Posted: 10/19/2009 8:45:45 AM | one ringy dingy
two ringy dingies
snort, snort is this the party to whom i am speaking? snort, giggle, snort | |
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| Phone etiquette
Posted: 10/19/2009 4:55:50 PM | | This IS the funniest thread ever!!! Just remember to disinfect my house phone before you use it... | |
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| Phone etiquette
Posted: 10/20/2009 2:35:35 PM |
What are you going to do when you find out the women you’re having phone sex with is a 65 year old fat guy sitting naked in a bean bag chair?
phew! Thank God! I was kinda hopin fer a new bean bag chair!  | |
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| Phone etiquette
Posted: 10/20/2009 4:19:14 PM | OMG!!
Kind of wondered about people wanting to exchange phone numbers before there has been any e-mails. Ah-HA! Now I know, thank you very much.
GG - good grief - I am not giving out my phone number until I am sure of what and how they think. thanks for the education and some laughs | |
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Posted: 10/20/2009 4:25:35 PM | OMG! I'm so happy OP that I "know" you personally behind the POF scenes or else I'd believe you were being serious.
LOL! Thank Gawd I know you aren't.
So in that tone I can answer this with a wise-assism and not offend anyone, true?
Phone Sex does not occur based on number of phone CALLS.
It occurs based on length of time without sex in real life
Divided by miles between you
multiplied by estimated cost of cell phone calls across cell providers
subtract the amount of money you intend to spend when you meet in person for the first time
And then take it time 30 for number of days in a month.
The total sum is the amount of hours you should expect to spend orally talking about matters non-sex related prior to engaging in phone sex.
Bon Voyage! | |
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| Phone etiquette
Posted: 10/21/2009 3:25:13 AM | Cell phone sex = "Can ya feel me now? how bout now? .. now?"
(yes .. yes I did steal that joke )
So, I'm thinking of changing the message on my answering machine: "Hi, I can't come on the phone right now, but leave your moaning and groaning after the beep and submit 49.99 for every minute you use to my paypal acct . Thank you and come again .. if you can."
phone sex ...  | |
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