| why do men post for serious/ltr only?
Posted: 10/31/2009 7:03:01 AM | Pete -
My personal fav was the "meditate during sex" portion of the PSA!
Is that like 'zoning' out? Or is that like making those funny noises...."ahhh hmmmmm...."?
LMAO!! Train your guy! Should be more like train him like a cat - you can't! Ever tried to train a cat??? Fruitless expedition!! | |
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| why do men post for serious/ltr only?
Posted: 10/31/2009 7:19:32 AM | LOL, "meditate durning sex" "Holy MOLY" that one cracked me up too Laura.
BTW, great to see you posting once again!
I'm with Pete, I know why nurse is single, sounds like a woman scorned, that can't let things go and MOVE ON. Let go, open your mind and heart and I think you will be amazed that some men actually DO have a brain and heart.
Also not ALL women are honest about what they are looking for. JMO
Wolfie, we just haven't met the right guy YET, that's all. | |
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Posted: 10/31/2009 7:31:59 AM | OMG you guys make me laugh!!
Maybe she really meant MEDIATE during sex......a third party would be there to keep the peace and make sure they agree on what they are doing!!
Ok, so I have a warped sense of humor!! (giggles!!) | |
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| why do men post for serious/ltr only?
Posted: 10/31/2009 9:28:58 AM | | does the nurse really mediate durning sex or just fall asleep on her back and try to make it look and sound good? been on top of that a few times with ex-wife. | |
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| Women On Top. why do men post for serious/ltr only?
Posted: 10/31/2009 2:09:27 PM | Deb, that is why you are still where you are. You have to make a LTR happen, it does not happen by accident. When the profile says LTR it means if (AND ONLY IF) you play your cards right it can happen.
YOU HAVE TO HOOK HIM BEFORE YOU CAN COOK HIM. (A little buddhist philosophy for you to live by). Perhaps some day you will be enlightened enough and peace light and bliss will flow your way also. | |
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| why do men post for serious/ltr only?
Posted: 10/31/2009 2:13:19 PM | | You laugh Nancy, but you might be better off studying the kama sutra and you will find more success. This is a highly researched method to achieve happiness. | |
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| why do men post for serious/ltr only?
Posted: 10/31/2009 3:16:32 PM |
I think I have been alone in South Florida for too long. A friend asked me to try this site so lets see what happens. I live a low key lifestyle and would prefer to meet someone at taco bell then at a fancy place. I were blue jeans (when not wearing white) so if you want fashion then go elsewhere. And I need a spiritual connection with someone (do you meditate), so one nite stands are definitely out. I like the outdoors - can we cut the grass for fun
I haven't been kicked outta here in a while........But WTF, This woman giving out relationship advice? With the profile above?....Seems like her "Advice" certainly isn't working for her........But then probably just another "average" woman that's 75lbs overweight and her "meditating" during sex is just her way of saying she had to catch her breath from the strain of getting undressed......
Now that's mean............ | |
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| why do men post for serious/ltr only?
Posted: 10/31/2009 5:54:34 PM |
Meant as a wakeup call. Men are sexual creatures first. If you don't want to have sex, you probably should not be talking to them. Your job is to get them excited and then show that you have more to give so that you can hold on to them. Sometimes you may have to take up some form of exercise to keep in shape - this shows that you are someone good for the long run worth holding on to. LTR means nothing to a man - its happiness now and happiness later that moves them. Play the game right and you can screw them as well as they screwing you. That is what a relationship is about - satisfying both needs. Sorry if that bursts your bubble.
MY JOB is not to get them excited. LTR does mean something to some men. AND I don't try to SCREW them as they SCREW me.
That's not what a RELATIONSHIP is about, that's what sex is to a hooker.
Where is the HEART and the LOVE in all this?
You laugh Nancy, but you might be better off studying the kama sutra and you will find more success. This is a highly researched method to achieve happiness.
Sexual positions for more success of what... the way you describe it, it all about use before you get used, meditate durning sex.....
I see YOUR method has helped you HOOK and COOK a meaningful relationship. I prefer sexual positions as a form of expressing my feelings towards a man I am in a relationship with. And I prefer to be AWAKE! Not to Cook or Screw him.
Thanks for the advice, but no thanks. | |
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Posted: 11/1/2009 1:25:56 AM |  @ Blue! Some profiles/people just beg for and deserve a good spanking!
That meditating during sex part... was also funny...
I think anyone who knows me even the slightest bit could imagine the reaction a woman would get who even had the thought of training me cross her mind!
But if any of you need a visual I will supply one: The last woman that tried to train me like a dog got her ass humped, her leg bit and then I pooped in her floor on my way out the door!
Funny thing was, it took me 3 months to get rid of her... | |
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| why do men post for serious/ltr only?
Posted: 11/1/2009 6:30:49 AM | Who says men cannot be trained? It took many years, but I did learn to put the seat back down.
But seriously, a relationship is all about compromises, not training. Both partners need to adapt to each others wants/needs if they expect a LTR to happen. I believe the proper word is respect... If you do not respect your partner, you really do not care what he/she thinks or wants.... | |
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Posted: 11/1/2009 7:28:38 AM | If you do not respect your partner, you really do not care what he/she thinks or wants.... And "training them like a dog" has absolutely NOTHING to do with respect.
What I find funny is that that had a man come on here and made that comment about a woman he would have been reported 55 times and had his account deleted AND there would have been 250 post slamming the guy for having made such statement.
But let a woman say that and you quickly learn that only the greatest of women will stand up and say something and there are very, very, very few great women.
To those of you who had the integrity and fortitude, you get my  to the rest of you.... well your true colors have been displayed yet again! | |
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Posted: 11/1/2009 8:56:07 AM | When someone targets me for no reason I have to stand up. I don't take kindly to someone giving me "sex lessons" or telling me to hook and cook a man. We all get into relationships that last or don't last. That doesn't make us a bad person or someone that hasn't a clue how to hold onto a man. It only means that for reasons only known to those two people, it just didn't work!
People come into our lives for a reason and I will never regret those that I dated. I try on a daily basis to only control that which I can and accept that which I cannot. Training a man or using him for your needs only is a recipe for disaster. It should be about mutual respect and compromise.
I hope someday the nurse wakes up from her dilusional thoughts, stops hitting the drug supply at work and finds that giving love and accepting it in return can be the most wonderful feeling in the world........Deb | |
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Posted: 11/1/2009 1:30:15 PM | Nancy,
Perhaps you should read the Kama Sutra. Its is common misunderstanding that this is about positions. That is a minor part. Its main subject is the same as this forum - how to build and maintain a LTR.
There seem to be a lot of superficial and uneducated people here. Knowledge is power so consider checking it out of the library. It might help you. Namaste. | |
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| why do men post for serious/ltr only?
Posted: 11/1/2009 2:30:12 PM |
There seem to be a lot of superficial and uneducated people here. Knowledge is power
From one who has the first line on her profile that reads:
think I have been alone in South Florida for too long
Please explain how your powerful knowledge of LTR's has resulted in the above statement?
As far as Superficial and uneducated people as you say, actually neither apply in this case, what does apply is that most of us are living in reality, on this planet AND on a freakin' free dating site AND understand why not only are we single but why people like you will remain single. Types like you are the reason I rarely will date women from our tribe (with the exception of the ones that have dogs named Snickers) I won't go into the stereotype, but I grew up within it.....lol....
You are right on one thing, Knowledge IS power, especially the knowledge to know when someone's waaaaay out there beyond the stratosphere of reality...Although you are entitled to your opinions and we do respect it, however wacked it is.
Most people on here are looking for a LTR. I am, Froggy is, Nancy is and not knowing Deb let's just assume she is too because she said so...lol....But to throw in your spewl about hook and cook and the other nonsense you mentioned just reduces the chance of finding someone stupid enough to go along with it by oh, I'm guessing 99.92%
Well, unless you're not really the "Average" 75lbs overweight and have a schitload of money. ( Enough money, Froggy might even put up with it )
We also understand the chances of anything becoming of being on Dating web site are slim to zilch...Knowledge is Power.... | |
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Posted: 11/1/2009 2:58:52 PM | OMG!!! i am soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo excited.......
the FUNNY PAGES are back!!
i can't tell you how happy it makes me to see spaceyblonde and blue kayak here today.......... along with my old pals, nancy and froggy............ i've sooooo missed the sunday funnies and so i just wanted to say WELCOME BACK and THANKS for the laughs.......now if we can get halliecat, wannadance, danosan, and SRQ leslie back on board we'd be all set.
bocadeb, YOU GO GIRL!!! and nurse kama sutra.... my question to YOU is if you know so much about LTR and how to sustain them, how did you END up HERE with us anyway???
to everyone else who participated in this query.......... thanks for your imput and your interesting thoughts on the topic. and froggy, thanks for the compliments......... you know i love ya!! 
happy fishin y'all  and think pleasant thoughts..... Wolfie  | |
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| why do men post for serious/ltr only?
Posted: 11/1/2009 3:17:18 PM |
Who says men cannot be trained? It took many years, but I did learn to put the seat back down.
Doug, if you want to retain your "Man Card" don't ever admit that in public again in your lifetime.....If I see it again I will personally file a complaint with the Man Card Board of Directors.......  | |
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| why do men post for serious/ltr only?
Posted: 11/1/2009 3:17:41 PM | [ quote ]But let a woman say that and you quickly learn that only the greatest of women will stand up and say something and there are very, very, very few great women.
To those of you who had the integrity and fortitude, you get my to the rest of you.... well your true colors have been displayed yet again!
so very true about the man being exiled...
but as for me.. it didn't seem to be my fight
seemed to me that nurse has a vendetta out for Boca .
and Boca took care of the situation and set the nurse straight
since then seems quite a few have addressed nurse and set her straight..
so I am guessing " My true colors " have been displayed also..
I am not one who gets involved too much.Unless provoked or feel a great need.
Creamy | |
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Posted: 11/1/2009 6:36:04 PM | WolfieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeWomannnnnnn!!!  (that's a Hi, not a Bye)
More then willing to agree with you - love these Sunday funnies!!!
Blender Boi........Always pleasant to read your posts!
I vote we get the pond rocking again too, but as it is now - think the water is just fine without any 'chemicals' being added.
Truly believe the nurse needs a nurse - or one of those doc's who specializes in one of the most upper portions of the body.
P.S. B-Deb - you are my new super hero (sorry Super Nanny)!! | |
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Posted: 11/1/2009 6:51:09 PM | Hear! Hear!!
I concur!!
LTR is something that comes over time - not overnight. IMO it's a goal - if no obstacles block the path - something to reach for. | |
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| why do men post for serious/ltr only?
Posted: 11/1/2009 6:57:47 PM |
and Boca took care of the situation and set the nurse straight
since then seems quite a few have addressed nurse and set her straight..
so I am guessing " My true colors " have been displayed also..
I am not one who gets involved too much.Unless provoked or feel a great need.
Creamy when you post you leave yourself open for someone to respond. This is a forum, people RESPOND to what others write. Especially when you, as Bruce has said are "waaaaay out there beyond the stratosphere of reality"
Also she did respond to me by NAME....see post #32, so I responded again.
Way to go Deb<img src=http://www.plentyoffish.com/smiles/icon_201.gif border=0>
P.S. B-Deb - you are my new super hero (sorry Super Nanny)!!
..... .sorry to WHO? ??? Who the he11 is Super Nanny? Laura dear if you were refering to mua.... that would be SUPER HERO NANCY.
Crap....I hope Tess Tickles isn't going senile on us. | |
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Posted: 11/1/2009 7:38:20 PM | Thanks "Just Nancy"
and yes I do know people respond and it is a forum and I interject my opinions also just in this case I had to reply to as you said" Bruce's comment" but let me assure you I am far from knowing about reality . not always a responder to some things and know when to stop responding as well .
ya'll have a good night and enjoy the forums
Creamy | |
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Posted: 11/1/2009 11:11:25 PM | Although you are entitled to your opinions and we do respect it, however wacked it is. Speak for yourself Blue... I have no respect for anyones opinion who believes another human being needs to be trained like a dog!
Creamy, spoken like a true American... why get involved in anything that's not aimed directly at us... I mean no reason to stand up for abused animals, abused women and children or anything else thats wrong in society right?
And Blue... I agree with you, no matter what we list on our profiles it will be wrong. If we put dating then we're just looking to get laid and if we put LTR then we want to skip dating and becoming friends and move in tomorrow. | |
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| why do men post for serious/ltr only?
Posted: 11/2/2009 2:02:23 AM | Its important to use your common sense when dating. The silent majority agree with me - you need a plan to be successful, and knowledge can help you in that plan. When someone makes a personal attack on you its probably because they cannot accept the truth, and that is very sad. As far as my profile goes, you should look to your inner self to guide you - not try to use someone else as a scapegoat.
Many profiles overstate who they are - my objective is just the opposite. I want to impress later. And men, by their nature want to save you from something. Show that you are vunerable in your profile and all sorts of shining knights will come forward. These are the same hopeful shinning knights that were beaten to a pulp by many of the others here that are like atillaess the hun in person.
And if you want to be successful you may have to change yourself - change yourself to be like you want to be. Dream the dream, then run the marathon, and be the dream that you just dreamed of. Remember no pain no gain. Namaste all. | |
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