| Robot lovers - yes or no?
Posted: 10/27/2009 6:37:27 AM | Oh hell no.
Give me a regular guy who has lived life with courage and integrity. Perfection would be hideous. The beauty is in the battle. | |
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| Robot lovers - yes or no?
Posted: 10/27/2009 6:41:39 AM | Ffs....................you have just got to get outta the house MORE 
Then again......
<div class="quote">He'd look like Gerard Butler
This suddenly puts the whole thing into a different light...
I'm in... .....Im in too,Lint...........
Ive seen the Real Dolls........*spooky* | |
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| Robot lovers - yes or no?
Posted: 10/27/2009 7:06:50 AM |
He'd keep house like Martha Stewart
He'd be an expert mechanic and handyman
He'd look like Gerard Butler
He'd dance like Fred Astair
And his pickle would vibrate - several speeds
The rest is negotiable
I'm liking how this sounds!!! | |
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| Robot lovers - yes or no?
Posted: 10/27/2009 7:10:54 AM | It's like a highly sophisticated version of masturbation, a computerized pvssy or dildo. The thing is though, like any sexual fantasy based upon a certain physical image, they get old fast, like yesterday's news, at least for me that is.
How many men, for instance, forever whack off to the same image of a woman either in front of their eyes, or in their mind? One image is not nearly adequate enough to comprise the breadth of my fantasy making potential. I would run through these robots as fast as a quarters on a slot machine. My imagination is boundless. There's no way I could be monogamous to any single robot. I'd have robot affairs left and right. My wifey robot would develop a mammoth inferiority complex within a few weeks time. She'd have to go to a robot shrink.
No. I wouldn't do that to any robot. I have too much of a heart for that. | |
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| Robot lovers - yes or no?
Posted: 10/27/2009 7:17:47 AM | dude that would be frackin awesome! .... Hahahaha, sign me up... So many things I could say .. But wont. LOL
^T^ | |
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| Robot lovers - yes or no?
Posted: 10/27/2009 8:12:58 AM | | ohhh hell no, it'd probably be higher maintenance than most of the men I've dated. | |
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| Robot lovers - yes or no?
Posted: 10/27/2009 8:15:16 AM | Dommo arigoto Mr Roboto...
Dommo
(we needed that tune in here)
I think I have already had one of these robots.... seemed to malfunction once a month for about 1 week.
OT
No.
Prefer a pig. | |
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| Robot lovers - yes or no?
Posted: 10/27/2009 8:16:08 AM | So. You're wanting us to describe a "pleasure 'bot"? Could she be like 6-of-1 from "Tripping the Rift"??? Well, I guess she was more of an android instead of a robot.
No one wants a "Stepford Wife"????? | |
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| Robot lovers - yes or no?
Posted: 10/27/2009 8:42:27 AM | So in other words a very expensive version of what my hand can do for free? Think I'll pass, unless they get subsidized lol. | |
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| Robot lovers - yes or no?
Posted: 10/27/2009 9:58:14 AM |
No one wants a "Stepford Wife"?????
I think Stepford Husbands would go over rather well.
I mean, seeing as how much of a sex symbol that guy from Mad Men has become lately.  | |
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| Robot lovers - yes or no?
Posted: 10/27/2009 10:14:27 AM | I wouldn't but for the sake of the joke:
the body of Tyrese Gibson, the mind of Obama, the humor of Jim Carrey, the soul of Ghandi, the general goofiness of Owen Wilson, the voice of Stevie Wonder... hehehe | |
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| Robot lovers - yes or no?
Posted: 10/27/2009 10:18:59 AM | So, are we talking something like Robby the Robot or R2D2, because those are NOT the droids I am looking for? Now, if he is anything like Ridley Scott’s interpretation of Rick Deckard in “Blade Runner”, I am SOOOOOO onboard. I don’t know whether androids dream of electric sleep or not, but it wouldn’t matter; there wouldn’t be much sleeping going on anyway.
(Yes, I thought Deckard was a replicant and I sure wish I had a copy) | |
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| Robot lovers - yes or no?
Posted: 10/27/2009 10:24:28 AM |
Robot lovers - yes or no? lol did nobody learn anything from The Stepford Wives??
I know I did...lol.
Not interested.
Sure they'd be fun for a while, and sure we could make them as appealing as we could possibly ever hope for...but beneath all the wires and circuits, and beneath the layers of silicone and plastic tubing...I'm willing to bet that predominantly they'd all end up looking so close to former lovers we'd hardly be able to tell the difference.
And then this kinda defeats the purpose, no?
Everyone has quirks and there are often times people are so easy to dismiss people from their lives for the smallest of trivialities...but that's part of the great learning curve. If I want "perfect" it's still in the only place you'll ever find it - the Dictionary.
Some flaws can be quite endearing. Same with quirks. Those you'll never be able to program because you didn't understand but what you saw. You didn't know how it happened, or what exactly caused it...so it would be the elusive X Factor to your Stepford model. Besides, subservience gets stale after a while. A little rebelliousness and defiance can be intoxicating. Having a "Yes ma'am" or "Anything you say" nearby would get stale quicker than chewed up gum.
Nope. I'll take my chances with the vastly flawed human animal thanks all the same. | |
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| Robot lovers - yes or no?
Posted: 10/27/2009 10:43:31 AM | A. OMG no. Creepy. (See photos at Pitch's sources... eek!)
B. However, like several others, I would not in the least mind a robot housecleaner. Wouldn't want it to be too human-appearing, though; whatever's functional would be fine. | |
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| Robot lovers - yes or no?
Posted: 10/27/2009 10:50:51 AM | Sure, why not, but then I've never owned so much as a dildo, so I probably wouldn't. Let's be real, I could never afford one and who the hell would want a cheaper used one!  Now if he cleaned house and did laundry....I might save up for one at that.
I don't think there would be anything wrong with this technology, as long as it was safe, I wouldn't want a sex toy to develop an anger problem. I don't think it would end the world as not everyone would want one, people would still couple up and have kids, etc., but I can certainly see why people would want one...or three. | |
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| Robot lovers - yes or no?
Posted: 10/27/2009 10:51:39 AM |
I'm talking really sophisticated robots, like the replicants in Blade Runner
Unless i am wrong i think the ones in that movie were not really robots. They were just genetically engineered humans thus why they could not just stick them in an X-ray machine to discover if someone was one or not.
I know this is meant as a light hearted post but to think about this topic means you should also think about all the other draw backs. This nation is lawsuit crazy. I am quite sure if someone tried to make something similar there would be someone out there that would sue them if the thing just farts.
Since you brought up bladrunner what about that movie from the 80's "runaway" where special police are needed when they have loose wires and start killing people, or how about one of the flaws listed in iRobot? That if a robot kills someone it is not murder, it is an industrial accident.
With 7 billion people on this planet to pick from you would be so picky that not one of them was close enough that you would have to have another person made to meet your needs, desires, and wants?
you would have to train a robot to do, act, and be the way you would want them to be which would be a lot of work and likely take years.
Would you really want a mate in life that you could just reprogram if you don't like something that they are doing?
HUMMM Control much?
having a robot as a sex slave would likely be pretty easy to put together with off the shelf parts and programs currently available but if you want conversation, thought, and accountability for their actions you are going to just need to suffer with one of those flesh covered robots called humans.
We work the same as what you are talking about. We can be programmed or rather conditioned to do the same things.
basically put... If you would be willing to go through all the time, trouble, and expence to have a fake human you could very easily take that time, use that amount of money, and build a virtual rendition of your perfect mate and then spend the vast amount of money you would have spent for a fake one to broadcast a world wide commertial to look for the one you made and end up finding a human with all the same traits.
The draw back is they would be a human so instead of it being all about MEMEME and MYMYMY that a slave would be required to only think of you it would instead be USUSUS and OUROUROUR
So is that not more along the lines of the issues that would make someone want to have a robot that mimics a human?
control and power over them is likely what would be strong enough to cause someone to dish out that much money.
one last thought ladies....
If a robot was built to mimic a human being then that means they would be programmed with "choice"
That would be a bytch to Spend all that time and money to have one built to your specifications only to have it decide it does not want you and instead wants the 21 year old blonde swimsuit model.
Would have a nice benefit, at least if you got jelious and went and shot the robot you could just call it cash for clunkers and recycle it....LMAO | |
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| Robot lovers - yes or no?
Posted: 10/27/2009 10:58:32 AM | Hell no. Look you do not even need a robot for that. There are plenty of people that are so demanding, so overwhelmingly controlling that they do that to perfectly normal people, thus they become the little robot incarnations of what that SO supposedly wanted, until one day there's a paradigm shift. The controller wants more control, and since there's nothing more to control with this robot, they start thinking of another robot. And since the current robot has been indoctrinated, the robot does not think or dares think outside of their selves, because that would deep them not perfect. So hell no.
Give me a real person that I can discover passion and love with them, not some cold robot. | |
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| Robot lovers - yes or no?
Posted: 10/27/2009 10:59:54 AM |
Downside: he/she is a robot - an amazingly lifelike robot, but still at heart - well, she/he has no heart. You get my drift.
The real downside is that any such robot would also be more capable at performing normal work than 90% of the population. I think the day is coming in my lifetime, and I don't have a clue how the economy would react. We might wind up shacking up with the robots instead of the other way around.  | |
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| Robot lovers - yes or no?
Posted: 10/27/2009 11:01:05 AM | So what you are saying is that you are looking for a body to cover over the dildo that you are using now.
Looking at some of my exe's sex toys, I think we're already there on the phallic side. | |
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| Robot lovers - yes or no?
Posted: 10/27/2009 11:01:05 AM | | Hmmm... if she doesn't eat drink or talk, they have those life like gals, called rubber dolls. | |
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| Robot lovers - yes or no?
Posted: 10/27/2009 11:01:28 AM | | If he turns out to be a robot after a while I would ebay him for quick bucks even if it is just a dollar LOL No fun keeping a dead thing | |
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| Robot lovers - yes or no?
Posted: 10/27/2009 11:06:54 AM | Op then it would be no fun same thing every day! with no challenge no drama or
issues to address it would be boring. No I would not, I like my meat not plastic or
robotic.
Plus what would we do if it ran out of batteries or it broke, yes back to the hands
and fingers. | |
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| Robot lovers - yes or no?
Posted: 10/27/2009 11:08:15 AM | | This is actually a heavy theme in the Anime/Manga Chobits. An excellent story that explores society where there are Robots like this and a young mans own discovery of "How can I love/be loved by an appliance" | |
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| Robot lovers - yes or no?
Posted: 10/27/2009 11:12:45 AM | If she'd look like Jennifer Aniston, and help me work on my Jeep?.............................
.......................... I might think about it?  | |
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| Robot lovers - yes or no?
Posted: 10/27/2009 11:43:12 AM | | Pitch, those German droids breathe and have a pulse? Cool, they just passed my dating requirements. Now if they don't have a 'headache' and are programmed not to reject anyone, I might actually get some... | |
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