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Posted: 11/3/2009 10:52:48 AM | This one I made up one day:
I can't tell if I'm having a "blond moment" or a "senior moment", or if the two are colliding at the same moment. | |
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Posted: 11/3/2009 11:07:08 AM | It ain't the parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand.
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Posted: 11/6/2009 8:51:10 PM | Here is a perfect quote for a bad date...
I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it. 
--Groucho Marx | |
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Posted: 11/6/2009 9:59:47 PM | | Another one from Groucho, to a woman he didn't much care for: "Oh, it's you! Sorry, I didn't recognize you standing up." | |
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Posted: 11/6/2009 10:10:14 PM | The aim of psychoanalysis is to relieve people of their neurotic unhappiness so that they can be normally unhappy.
-- Sigmund Freud | |
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Posted: 11/7/2009 1:04:52 PM | ^ I've been known to use that motto as well, Boomer!
One I use with my students when they are playing with things that they shouldn't be (ie: flipping their pencil around) ...
"It's a TOOL, not a TOY."  | |
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Posted: 11/7/2009 1:14:26 PM |
It's a TOOL, not a TOY.
LOL, but what's wrong with playing with tools?............... | |
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Posted: 11/15/2009 7:21:04 PM | | Woman: "I've seen you somewhere before" Steve Martin: "I've been somewhere before"-Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid | |
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Posted: 11/16/2009 12:38:24 AM | "We never touch people so lightly that we do not leave a trace."
ALSO.....
"The stronger the breeze.the stronger the trees."
I forgot where I heard these..but they did leave an impression on me. | |
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Posted: 11/16/2009 8:37:16 AM | | "Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. " George Carlin | |
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Posted: 11/16/2009 10:50:48 AM | Same school library as original post, different day ...
the libriarian is wearing a new shirt ...
white, and on the front it says:
"Libriarian ...
the original Google."
First word looked like the colorful " Google " logo. | |
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Posted: 11/16/2009 11:01:42 AM | Maybe Yes, that is cute.
When I was a kid and asked my parents a question about something, their standard answer was, "Go look it up in the encyclopedia or the dictionary." Now we just say . "Google it."
Where did all of the encyclopedia door-to-door salesmen end up? | |
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Posted: 11/16/2009 1:40:20 PM | I don't know Boomer, but I suspect a lot of the door-to-door salesmen (encyclopedias, Fuller Brush man, etc.) became FATHERS. That was really back in the day when "opportunity knocked"!
Yes, it's interesting explaining to children "the old fashioned-way" of doing research... going to a library, using a card catalog, and the Dewey decimal system.
It's kind of hard for some to imagine! | |
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Posted: 11/16/2009 3:08:08 PM |
That was really back in the day when "opportunity knocked"!
That must be where the expression "Knocked-up" came from...
Maybe yes...
(sorry, had to do it.)  Good one, Bob. | |
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Posted: 11/16/2009 4:26:09 PM | Maybe not Bob. Not if the bob employed was only a hairstyle.
The historical experience of socialist countries has sadly demonstrated that collectivism does not do away with alienation but rather increases it, adding to it a lack of basic necessities and economic inefficiency. --Pope John Paul II | |
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