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| Shaving or trimming your privates at our age?
Posted: 11/4/2009 2:13:58 PM | I do mine with a chain saw...no, wait...the chain saw's what I use to slice my biscuits.
What's that Bowie knife in the bathroom medicine cabinet? maybe That's what I use.
Cindy O | |
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| Shaving or trimming your privates at our age?
Posted: 11/4/2009 2:18:12 PM | If the 'ole wein is as big as mine, hairs become insignificant... when the king wein grows to infinity, all else stagnant, mathematically, you are golden  | |
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| Shaving or trimming your privates at our age?
Posted: 11/4/2009 2:37:47 PM | I would like a nice middle aged piece to give my bush a trim..........and most certainly an older lady would be great too, it would be difficult trying to keep a stiffy down tho.
i have an apple tree in mine. | |
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| Shaving or trimming your privates at our age?
Posted: 11/4/2009 2:50:06 PM | Message 2 ... A 51-year old gentleman writes ...
I have started shaving and thought it really is a source of rectal discomfort ... Now tell us again dear ... what are you doing with yourself to get "rectal discomfort" while shaving around your ummmm ... "Johnson"?
I'm still waiting for "leglover" to come back in here and tell us about the "rectal discomfort of shaving around his "Johnson". I'll be doggone if I can figure that out!!!! | |
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| Shaving or trimming your privates at our age?
Posted: 11/4/2009 2:53:01 PM | One can get creative... I was mystified by Nirvana's tune; "Heart Shaped Box" until I read... er... saw one in a magazine... Or was it on line?...
Topiary is close; but maybe a new term should be coined... "Pubiary"?...
I've heard guys say that judicious pruning of the surrounding foilage gives the centerpiece a more, ah... commanding appearance... Something about objects in the mirror appearing larger...
But whatever your gender or personal preference... When wielding sharp objects in proximity of sensitive areas...
Just be careful down there.... | |
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| Shaving or trimming your privates at our age?
Posted: 11/4/2009 3:05:57 PM | LawVixen:
I shave mine with a John Deere electric saw...
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think John Deere only makes tractors. Is it really THAT big of a job? | |
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| Shaving or trimming your privates at our age?
Posted: 11/4/2009 4:02:59 PM |
I'm not sure one should be so concerned about "shaky" hands as much as just being able to see "IT" in order to shave IT!!!! So many people our age have such big bellies that I'd think the danger is more in not knowing what the hell you're shaving!!!
Whoa...that totally grossed me out. The day I can't see it is the day I will no longer want to use it!
Shaving leaves stubble, I prefer waxing.
I like my man to be well-groomed too.  | |
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| Shaving or trimming your privates at our age?
Posted: 11/4/2009 4:54:32 PM | When I was young, my wife thought it would be fun for us to shave down there. Having never done that, it became one of the most miserable experiences I'd had up to that time,,,
being summer
being shaved too close
being stupid enough to do it
being modest enough to wear underwear
all contributed to my misery,,,
 
Now during the summer, I trim it down to an inch or so to keep it from getting too hot,,,
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| Shaving or trimming your privates at our age?
Posted: 11/4/2009 4:54:58 PM |
One can get creative... I was mystified by Nirvana's tune; "Heart Shaped Box" until I read... er... saw one in a magazine... Or was it on line?...
...Hmmm, I'll keep that in mind...Might make a nice little surpise for Valentine's Day....beats chocolates.
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| Shaving or trimming your privates at our age?
Posted: 11/4/2009 5:34:13 PM | Hmm and with it being fall and heading into winter we are still concerned with trimming the "hedges".
Thought fall was more for raking up the leaves ..I guess it this situation that might be quite painful.
Perhaps that is the posterior pain source for the one poster who trimmed the back of the bush instead of the front ?
Either way ya look at it ( no pun intended but what the heck it works..lol) It all depends on whether you like to camp in the woods or picnic in the park.
It's your choice
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| Shaving or trimming your privates at our age?
Posted: 11/4/2009 5:57:58 PM |
I'm still waiting for "leglover" to come back in here and tell us about the "rectal discomfort of shaving around his "Johnson". I'll be doggone if I can figure that out!!!!
Maybe he left the razor laying on the toilet seat?  | |
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| Shaving or trimming your privates at our age?
Posted: 11/4/2009 6:03:27 PM | | Well its my oppinion that at our age, middle age, we need to shave and trim more than when we were young. Maybe a little judicious shaving for style and a bit of trimming for neatness. WE keep all the rest of ou hair nea and trimmed? Why not "that"hair? | |
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| Shaving or trimming your privates at our age?
Posted: 11/4/2009 6:14:58 PM | Actually at our age the nose and ears will begin to need more attention than the "bush".
I could care less how much he has down there ... I can get around anything when it comes to going after what I want.
One thing I don't like is stubble ... whether it's facial or pubic ... it leaves a rash on my face. | |
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| Shaving or trimming your privates at our age?
Posted: 11/4/2009 6:37:36 PM | One thing I don't like is stubble ... whether it's facial or pubic ... it leaves a rash on my face
...I've never experienced so many visuals from one thread in a long, long time...
For some reason I can't get my head out of the southern region of the anatomy.
...maeflowers | |
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| Shaving or trimming your privates at our age?
Posted: 11/4/2009 6:42:26 PM | I saw a salon the other day.. "Karate Kid'
wax on.. wax off.. I just wont shave before bed and provide the stubble dear.
Do you want 80 grit, 100 grit, 220 grit or would you prefer my imitation of a CAT
Hell.. I could lose my sight tomorrow and wouldnt need an arrow, a sign.. marcopolo directions.. or any other indications of where the "sweet spot" is..
I mean.. I hit the "sweet spot" so regularly.. I could win the world series (ok.. a baseball bat metaphor for all of you who dont know what the sweet spot means)
I mean.. sing it to me now.. YOU know the tune
"Nothin could be finer
then a smooth & waxed vag______
In the EEEEEEEEEEEEVENING"
Or something like that..
Damn.. I should eat dinner before my first glass of wine.
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| Shaving or trimming your privates at our age?
Posted: 11/4/2009 6:49:53 PM | | I used to use the weedwacker, it had one of those curved shafts that mowed right around the huge beer gut, but it was one of thos multi function ones and i left the chainsaw attachment on one day after trimming trees and so i've changed and now use the electric hedge trimmers, but those leave some of that awful stubble no one likes | |
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