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| WER'S DA MOS FREAKY PLACE U'V EVA HAD SEX????????
Posted: 11/26/2007 11:53:51 AM | In a swimming pool, brrr... in an elevator, ding! in a plane seat (last row), on the back of a Fiat X19 and another time straddling the emergency brake w/ the roof off (ouch), in a sleeping bag on a beach, on my motorcycles  (repair stand down!!! she lays back across the tank)  | |
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etj
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Joined: 7/11/2008
Msg: 104 | |
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| WER'S DA MOS FREAKY PLACE U'V EVA HAD SEX????????
Posted: 9/3/2008 5:44:09 PM | | I lost my virginity in my High School Vice principle's bed. True story. No, it wasn't with him. On a side note....I truely hate what mainstream so called "urban music" has done to our youth... | |
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| WER'S DA MOS FREAKY PLACE U'V EVA HAD SEX????????
Posted: 9/3/2008 9:01:21 PM | | Most freaky place? My desk at my old job. I was really interested in my secretary, Janet. Prettiest woman I've ever been with. During the blizzard of '02, we were the only two to show up to work that morning. I wanted her, and found out she wanted me. Best two hours I ever spent at work. | |
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lepota
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Joined: 11/12/2006
Msg: 112 | |
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| WER'S DA MOS FREAKY PLACE U'V EVA HAD SEX????????
Posted: 9/4/2008 4:22:26 AM | Under a stairwell at the college dorm
Office chair with her parents in living room watching TV next room
Rock Climbing, talk about hitting a peak
Wrestling cage above the floor of a high school basketball game going on
Under the bleachers during football games with a cheerleader
In a tree stand during hunting season | |
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| WER'S DA MOS FREAKY PLACE U'V EVA HAD SEX????????
Posted: 9/4/2008 8:18:43 AM | funny ... these are the funniest comments I have read on here ...
What language...
Freaky <-- who says for the people having sex that it was freaky, some people think just getting a blowjob is freaky ... | |
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| WER'S DA MOS FREAKY PLACE U'V EVA HAD SEX????????
Posted: 9/4/2008 10:16:56 AM | in an unlocked confessional booth in a catholic church right before mass. we couldn't help ourselves. her orgasm was all shakes but she slapped her hand across my mouth as i came muffling the noise! it was so good to be so naughty! | |
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| WER'S DA MOS FREAKY PLACE U'V EVA HAD SEX????????
Posted: 9/4/2008 10:45:30 AM | OH
MY
GOD
I kan juss heeyerr booty princess speeking. Shee muss sown lik da chik frum wyte mens kant juhmp.
I am in awe of how ridiculous you make yourself look.
Dis iz foe Rockmysocks ---early holiday cheer!!
 
Wuz de nite befo Chrismus and all ober de hood,
ebber body wuz sleepin ey wuz sleepin real good
We hunged up weez stalkins and hoped like de heck,
dat sweet Sanny Clawz gonna bring us our check.
Now awll de famblee wuz layin in da beds,
while thunderbird wine danced all fru dey heads
Ize past out on de flo rite nex ta my maw,
when I herd such a fuss I thought “Theyz must be da law”
I looked out frue da winda mize rag coverin me doo,
I spected da sheriff wiv a warrant or two.
I say yo !!! Look at dat!
Dey wuz a huge watermelon pullt by giant warf rats.
And ridin dat melon wuz a fat daddy dude,
wid a big black bag fulla junk and free food.
Faster den da poeleece, my homey he came,
he pushed on dem warf rats and called dem by name:
On Jamal, an Jethro, an Darius, an Jerome,
on Bobby lee, Denastreius, Malcom, an Moe.
As he layd down dat watermelon out dere in da skreet,
I knowed it wuz da damnedest site I eber seed.
He didn’t go down the chimbley- stead in pickdid da lock on my doe,
an I sez to masef “Sh*t! He done dis befoe!”
He pullt a empty bag frum outa his ass,
and started to fill it with alla my stash.
Thaz rite, he wuz stealin my sh*t !!!!
Got my drugs and my gunz and mize burglar kit!
Wid my sh*it in his bag outda winda he flew,
I woulda cut him foe sho but he stole my knife too.
He jumped on dat watermelon an whipped outa switch,
he wuz gone in a second dat Son of a b*tch..
I was maddern hell, took it out on my hoe,
she tru me an da resta my sh*t out da doe.
Homeless on Chrismus and out on da skreet,
jez looking for some serious ass to beat!
Also, for you Rockmysocks, and any one else who has issues with ebonics or whatever the f*ck you want to call this vernacular check out this link- I laughed my face off when I saw it … Skill less hahaha Enjoy. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXK542NMJLY
Shine on…
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| WER'S DA MOS FREAKY PLACE U'V EVA HAD SEX????????
Posted: 10/9/2008 9:11:31 AM | | I can pretty safely bet that if you had sex in a school, it wasn't one you attended often, or you wouldn't be so illiterate/ghetto/urban with your use of the written word. Don't you know the majority of people don't talk/write like you do, and we are ridiculing you behind your back? Act like you have some semblance of intelligence, and write properly, it would give your posting some credibility, instead of being plain laughable. | |
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| WER'S DA MOS FREAKY PLACE U'V EVA HAD SEX????????
Posted: 10/17/2008 10:29:17 PM | ~OP Great Topic that deserves an honest answer - Here goes the I would not call
this sexual encounter freaky ... Have to say the most daring place I've had sex at
was in a State Park that I'll leave nameless and well it was with my ex on a park
bench around this time of year .. Fall - I was trying to have a baby and well hey
had to strick while the iron was hot & not cold catch my drift. Freaky thats not me
I'll leave those stories to the ones that like to get there FREAK ON. Have to say
each time was daring and fun after 16 yrs of trying I findly had my baby in 1992
so where ever we had sex at or made love did the trick - No we did get freaky in
fact it was darn great .. Need I say more I don't think so those years have come
and gone I'm looking for newer and exciting advedntures with the right someone.
-Brenny ............................... I'm Outta here
PS: Love the lyrics to the song - Lets Get It On well that is what my ex and I did !
Long London Fog Coats Work Great As A Cover Up (LOL) | |
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