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| Have you ever been caught Masturbating?
Posted: 4/6/2009 9:31:34 AM | | At 15 I got caught. It wasn't pretty and felt shamed for years. Now, I'm very comfortable with myself. Had a friend who when she knew I'd be coming over would be playing when I got there so I could see. I absolutely loved it. Absolutely Awesome. | |
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| Have you ever been caught Masturbating?
Posted: 4/6/2009 10:10:26 AM | | ok this one is funny. I didn't get caught per say, but in a way i did. My boyfriend used to work for a trucking company so phone sex was almost nightly. well i had forgot that i told my landlord to come byt he house to get his rent. I had just barely got done when he knocked onthe door, movie still going, i was in the livingroom. I know he heard the movie cause the walls are kinda thin and the tv was right infront of the window. So anyway he walks in movie case on the table (forgot to move it) also the vibrator was under the glass top table. I knwo he knew. Kinda embarrasing. the funnything was he asked if he could look at the movies case shook his head and said girl whens your boyfriend comming home. I have been caught by myhusband of course then he disided i wasn't doing it right, (i up to that point had never been able to get myself off) so he showed me how to do it right). | |
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| Have you ever been caught Masturbating?
Posted: 4/6/2009 10:28:42 AM | caught?
isnt "caught" only when you are doing something you arent suppose to be doing?
Masterbating is as natural as the leather on a gorgeous pair of Jimmy Choos
hmm...wait..umm.. im babbling!
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| Have you ever been caught Masturbating?
Posted: 4/6/2009 10:42:48 AM | My mom and dad were out of town but came home a day early. They walked in on me spanking it furiously to a pornp flick. The door opened behind me just as I was blasting off. I was like a deer in the headlights. I didn't know what to do or say so I just sat there, a fistful of vaseline. My mom had a frozen look of horror on her face, looking at me, then looking at the TV as the dude pulled it out of the woman's ass and went right for the mouth. She ran into the bathroom and started vomiting. My dad just shrugged and said "Now you've done it," shook his head and went out into the back yard to check after the dogs.
My mom then came back out with a copy of the will. She said "Look at this," and
she crossed my name off with black sharpie. She also said it's best if I move out. Then she looked down at the gooey handprint I just left on the table. "Right now." | |
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| Have you ever been caught Masturbating?
Posted: 4/6/2009 12:33:14 PM | i havent been caught but i have something embarassing
phone sex: i was in a security meeting but required to keep my nextel on and loud (damn orders) middle of brain storming we hear a woman start moaning and buzzing loudly, calling out for a dude named scott..... i looked at the phone and wasnt a programed number so the LG said everyone should just laugh it off but dam i was red and feeling the target. | |
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| Have you ever been caught Masturbating?
Posted: 4/6/2009 12:43:54 PM | Careful what you wish for - I caught my BFF's husband 2x. Once at my place - he stayed with me for a few months while they were moving from Ottawa to Montreal (he was getting a job & apartment for them). I get up to go pee in the middle of the night he has a porno on in my Livingroom and he's spanking the monkey.
The next time, I was visiting them back in Ottawa and I got out of the shower and was walking to the spare room when he was on his sofa infront of the webcam with someone - again choking his chicken. I mean - DUDE!
Later when that evening I was drunk and told them I had seen - he said he had hoped that I would catch him and offer to help him. I was completely disgusted. | |
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| Have you ever been caught Masturbating?
Posted: 4/6/2009 1:02:36 PM | When I was in high school I had an English teacher that was really hot. The guys would get
hard ons in her class all the time. One particular day she was wearing a zip down blouse that was
lower than usual & just enough cleavage was showing to create a male flood. When she passed by
me she looked down while I was practing volleyball. She looked at me stone faced & told me to
stay after class. I remember it was lunch right after. When everybody left she said to me, "well since
you are so good with zippers maybe you could help me with mine." Her zipper was actually
stuck in that lowcut position. I took hold of her zipper & could feel her breasts against the back of
me hands..........I was able to get the zipper fixed......and had to completely unzip it to free it up.......
i didn't expect to see that she wasn't wearing a bra........................ | |
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Posted: 4/6/2009 2:54:14 PM | One guy was sleeping and I was feeling frisky. Finally I just jumped on top and life was good.
The other guy, many years later, walked in, took one look at me, said 'oh' very calmly then left the room. I followed behind him and he said, go ahead, you can finish. Apparently he wasn't in the mood so I did go finish. | |
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Posted: 4/6/2009 7:27:38 PM | | I was caught by my sister, she said "You ****ing pervert, I'm going to tell Mom", but never did. | |
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| Have you ever been caught Masturbating?
Posted: 4/7/2009 1:21:21 AM | wait a min.... Javan2, your a guy.... and your saying you dont masterbate? wtf? guess you never lie either lmao. I'm 36 and i do it almost everyday | |
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| Have you ever been caught Masturbating?
Posted: 4/7/2009 8:10:35 AM | | well yea, i was trying to do it in the sink at a hotel room, and my mother,(of all people) walked in without even knocking. that was the quickest jump over to the toilet ever made, luckily, she was at an angle to not see anything, but, it was definitely a close call. i don't think she knew what i was really doing, so i guess technically i didn't get caught. | |
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| Have you ever been caught Masturbating?
Posted: 4/7/2009 8:30:16 AM | | Not me but I did walk in on my exhusband once! It was pretty disturbing, he hadn't come to bed and I was worried (didn't even know he was home from work), I walked in and he was there****in hand looking and a webcam or some chick (fully clothed), I walked over and hugged him then said "looks like your busy...I'll leave you be" When he did come to bed even though I was a lil grossed out...we ended up having some really hot sex! LOL | |
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| Have you ever been caught Masturbating?
Posted: 4/7/2009 11:53:29 PM | I masturbated in the car once. I suppose that was a cry for help. I wouldn't do it again though cause the cab driver got very mad at me. I told him I was sorry but all I saw was the no smoking sign.
I also got caught masturbating by my date's father. It got complicated because it was HER I was masturbating lol! | |
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| Have you ever been caught Masturbating?
Posted: 4/7/2009 11:59:38 PM | | I was caught once. A couple months ago I was staying at my cousins apartment for a couple weeks. He and his roomates all worked during the day so after I got home from the beach I took a shower and when I was putting on my lotion after the shower I got a little horny. So I went quick to fix that... but, one of his roommates came home before i expected. He walked in the bathroom and had the biggest smile on his face! At first I freaked out. But, he was pretty sexy, so we worked out a deal. We watched eachother masturbate with some good instructions. It was pretty hott. | |
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| Have you ever been caught Masturbating?
Posted: 6/2/2009 10:09:54 AM | i caught my old girlfriends daughter once.. she was about 16. I entered the house through the garage,and there she was on the couch with her eyes closed. she did'nt see me; so i went back outside and made alot of noise in the garage before entering the house. that way she had time to get it together before i came in. she never knew;so i didn't emberrass her. although, later in life when she was 18 she walked in as her mom was massaging my prostate and giving me a hand job. i looked up; and still dont know how long she was standing there.... watching. we still to this day never discuss either situation. better this way, i think. she's now 22; and hopefully has a more open mind..... oh; and i got caught once in dennys with my junk stuffed inside a rubber chicken. but all those poeple had no buisiness being there at 2 a.m. to spy on me anyway!!!  | |
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| Have you ever been caught Masturbating?
Posted: 6/2/2009 10:21:51 AM | haha...hadn't thought about this in years....
i was having phone sex with my boyfriend-I was alone at the office....
until the UPS man walked in....
I stopped and signed the electronic thing they carry around now and he left...slightly red on his ears...it was funny. | |
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