| Have you ever been caught Masturbating?
Posted: 8/15/2005 10:24:58 AM | | I have never been caught...and after reading all the replies, I am wondering why? If you factor in all the times I have done it lol the odds are really stacking up.....course I only go for it if I'm alone in the shower or in bed....so far so good! | |
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| Have you ever been caught Masturbating?
Posted: 8/15/2005 11:26:49 AM | | haha i was caught i think the very first time i ever did it .. I didnt even really know what i was doing i just knew it felt good.. i was really young and my parents came in my room and caught me touching myself.. after that i got the birds and the bees talk.. it didnt stop me tho .. haha | |
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| Have you ever been caught Masturbating?
Posted: 8/15/2005 11:39:11 AM | got caught a few times... Once by my mom.... She gave me the you're too young to be doing that speech... I was 14-15 at the time
the most notorious time though was when I got my first appartment. I lived on the 6th floor and there was another building just accross at about 50 feet or so. I was sitting on the couch right in front of the patio door watching porn and stroking the salami one early evening when the sun was there. As I came I heard woohoos through the screen doors and two ladies were up on their feet cheering me from accross the street on their balcony.... I was quite embarrassed and kept my curtains shut for the next week. During that week I met one of the ladies at the corner store and she asked me when I'd open the curtains back lol... I said nothing and left... I was young and stupid at the time... I should have said whenever you come over to do it for me hehehe but was to shy, young and stupid.... I eventually open the curtains again and she/they would wave at me anytime I'd be on the couch.... | |
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| Have you ever been caught Masturbating?
Posted: 8/15/2005 11:46:21 AM | | Thanks Dude... it's all nice and funny now but it didn't feel that way back then... Now if this was to happen today, my reaction would be quite the opposite lol | |
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| Have you ever been caught Masturbating?
Posted: 8/15/2005 11:49:01 AM | I haven't been caught yet, but my ex-wife was doing it one night. I woke up during her quality time, turned to her and asked “can I give you a hand?” There is a little more this story but it might be too racy to post.
Well, it turned out be one of the best experiences of my life. She had a smile that couldn’t be removed with a chisel for several days. | |
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| Have you ever been caught Masturbating?
Posted: 8/15/2005 12:10:22 PM | I was 17 and mail ordered my first vibrator from some home products magazine... and my mom and dad opened the package. HUH HUH UM WOW ITS A NECK MASSAGER, MOM.
RIGHT?????????
o god. | |
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| Have you ever been caught Masturbating?
Posted: 8/15/2005 12:19:24 PM | Not exactly. But I regularly have orgasmic dreams. From time to time my husband would awaken me saying, "You've done it without me again!"
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| Have you ever been caught Masturbating?
Posted: 8/15/2005 12:37:12 PM | When i was like 14 i told my mom i was sick so i could stay home from school.. well my mom came home from work to get something and busted me!! arrrghhh the horror!!! she brought it up a couple of years ago.. it was terrible!! worse than when i got busted!!
all i remember myself doing was pleading with her not to tell my daddy!! ahahahaha!! | |
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| Have you ever been caught Masturbating?
Posted: 8/15/2005 12:39:41 PM | lol dani... must be quite embarrassing years later...
Like, you bring your new boyfiend home for dinner for the first...
By the way Tom, did you know that I once busted dani masturbating when she was 14 lol..... | |
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| Have you ever been caught Masturbating?
Posted: 8/15/2005 12:46:28 PM | Yeah i was looking for a rock to crawl under for sure.. she has never brought it up in front of anyone else thank god..
The reason it was even brought up was because my friend, and you know who are!!, bought me my very first real vibrator for my 23rd bday! and my friend was telling my mom how embarrassed i was going into the store to buy it.. and later on my mom had said wow i can't believe how embarrassed you are, you've been doing it for years... yada yada yada.. You know, remember when i caught you!! ugh!!! but thats ok.. see.. for her bday.. i bought her a new one to add to her collection!! LOL we have a mutual respect for each other now.. me being single and her husband my stepdad isn't up to the task anymore!  | |
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| Have you ever been caught Masturbating?
Posted: 8/15/2005 12:53:04 PM | | lol..... ok... nowadays moms and daughters go dildo shopping together lol.... That's so very cool.... I've been trying to talk my wife into going to a sex shop with me. I bought her a beginner's dildo package a couple of years back so we could add some extra spice to our sex life, now it's time to move on to a better vibrator and I want her to come in with me and choose the one she wants but she's on the shy side though....lol.. | |
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| Have you ever been caught Masturbating?
Posted: 8/15/2005 12:59:43 PM | you just need to tell her.. if she is afraid of people looking at her in the store.. they are there for the exact same reason!! No need to be shy.. if anything.. go online.. thats how i do my shopping now!! LOL..
OT: My daughter almost caught me one time.. she woke up at like 2am.. i didn't get to finish.. man was i FRAZZLED!! LOL | |
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