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 Author Thread: Have you ever been caught Masturbating?
 Danigrl

Joined: 7/9/2005
Msg: 76
Have you ever been caught Masturbating?
Posted: 8/15/2005 1:22:33 PM
 ~Songbird~

Joined: 2/6/2005
Msg: 77
Have you ever been caught Masturbating?
Posted: 8/15/2005 1:30:20 PM
The first time, it was who caught me that made it extremely embarassing.
 79dude

Joined: 6/8/2004
Msg: 78
Have you ever been caught Masturbating?
Posted: 8/15/2005 1:35:15 PM
who? who? who? you have to tell me, you're even message #79 lol :P

oh who am i kidding, im just trying to picture it haha
 ChuckTheNut

Joined: 8/7/2005
Msg: 79
Have you ever been caught Masturbating?
Posted: 8/15/2005 1:51:23 PM

lamo, having long fingers can be "handy"

I know it was posted way back but I just noticed I mispelled "LMAO", aaaaarrrgggghh!
 themoose99

Joined: 7/25/2005
Msg: 80
Have you ever been caught Masturbating?
Posted: 8/15/2005 1:52:54 PM
who caught u song?
 ~Songbird~

Joined: 2/6/2005
Msg: 81
Have you ever been caught Masturbating?
Posted: 8/15/2005 1:58:46 PM
lol if I thought ya'll wanted to know I would share. Seriously...too much.
Tip: Don't let this activity get the best of you. Control yourself!
 themoose99

Joined: 7/25/2005
Msg: 82
Have you ever been caught Masturbating?
Posted: 8/15/2005 2:00:41 PM
Hey SONG...its not the masturbating that is interesting its who caught you.......lol....
ps. alright i will try to control myself....
 79dude

Joined: 6/8/2004
Msg: 83
Have you ever been caught Masturbating?
Posted: 8/15/2005 2:00:53 PM
you mean "stop controlling yourself" right?
 beachinbabe

Joined: 12/14/2004
Msg: 84
Have you ever been caught Masturbating?
Posted: 8/15/2005 3:15:40 PM
masturbation? what? who me?
now what did i do with those pics?
 bettyboopNga

Joined: 8/8/2005
Msg: 85
Have you ever been caught Masturbating?
Posted: 8/15/2005 3:21:45 PM
well hello DANI!!!!!!!!!! THATS MY GIRL!!.... So tell us dani who took u to get ur first toy for your b-day?....hmmmm........and as i recall, you had to have ME, take it to the counter bc you were toooooo embaressed.....even though they knew me well, and knew i already owned 1.....but it was cool, i broke in all my girl friends...lol, no need to be shy about pleasing ur self....im loud and proud!!!!!.... "YES THIS IS MINE, AND I PLAN TO USE IT".... all who know me can agree with that ...lol.........
 bettyboopNga

Joined: 8/8/2005
Msg: 86
Have you ever been caught Masturbating?
Posted: 8/15/2005 3:25:56 PM
also, i would like to add.... yes i have been caught, but i played it off well enough to get away with it,NOW, doing it for show and sexual intensity.... is a whole different story....
 bettyboopNga

Joined: 8/8/2005
Msg: 87
Have you ever been caught Masturbating?
Posted: 8/15/2005 4:18:07 PM
DANI.... i DO BELIEVE YOU , I REPEAT you, were the one who gave me tips when i was like 13/14... on how to masterbate and get off doing it.....lol, remember the bath tub tip?.... it never worked........Good thing for me, i learned my body and how to please it, other wise i would still be 1 frustrated ****!!!!...lol, much luv for ya girl!!!!!!
 Danigrl

Joined: 7/9/2005
Msg: 88
Have you ever been caught Masturbating?
Posted: 8/15/2005 4:24:17 PM
Shanna!!! OMG!! LOLOL you sooo didn't need to include those details!! hahaahh.. i am laughing so hard i don't know what to do!!!!


OT: Bettyboopnga use to live with me.. she is my bestfriend.. and i had a one bedroom apt, it was a victorian house... we could have fit like 10 beds in that one bedroom.. she went out with someone one night and i was left ALL by myself.. well with my daughter there.. and i was finally able to dust myself off.. she ALMOST caught me though!! Bettyboopnga that is!! LOLOL..

And i love ya too girly!! smooches!! in a non lesbian way ofcourse!! LOL
 bjvixen

Joined: 8/6/2005
Msg: 89
Have you ever been caught Masturbating?
Posted: 8/16/2005 4:49:40 AM
lol on the other hand i once sucked my bf off b4 i was suppose 2 goto werk and we were really pressed 4 time so when he came he shot on my titz and i quickly cleaned up and went 2 werki had a low cut top on and was talkin 2 sumone outside and she said OoOoooH thats a nasty scratch your skin is flaking and everything... i went inside and noticed it was a line of dryed manjuice i missed dont think she realized what it was cuzz like she said it looked like a scratch with skin peeling but i sure as hell knew what it was and felt like a idiot
 jamesxxx71

Joined: 4/6/2005
Msg: 90
Have you ever been caught Masturbating?
Posted: 8/16/2005 5:45:22 AM
Beats that scene in There's something about Marry... (I think) where one uses sperm as hair gel lol.... just can't remember exactly how that scene occurs and if it's in that movie even lol... just know I saw it somewhere.... harrrggg, I better go back home and sleep lol
 wrangler6

Joined: 8/14/2005
Msg: 91
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Have you ever been caught Masturbating?
Posted: 8/19/2005 11:05:22 PM
yes by my sister
 Kelbelle009

Joined: 4/1/2005
Msg: 92
Have you ever been caught Masturbating?
Posted: 8/20/2005 2:02:37 PM
I was in my bath masterbating with the running water, before I do that I make totally sure to lock all locks on front door well..when i got out of bath, they were unlocked... Who was there watching and listening to me??
 Refuse2GrowUp

Joined: 8/20/2005
Msg: 93
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Have you ever been caught Masturbating?
Posted: 8/21/2005 5:45:45 PM
Ummmm.... who?
 bjvixen

Joined: 8/6/2005
Msg: 94
Have you ever been caught Masturbating?
Posted: 8/22/2005 11:47:18 AM
somthing about mary scene goes like this "his freind tells him to beat off b4 the date with mary so he has no sexual tension with her..he does and when he ejaculates he dosnt know where it "flies" to then she knocks on the door and he has it hangin from his ear...she thinks its hairgel and wipes some thru her hair...VOILA! somthin about mary! lol
 bjvixen

Joined: 8/6/2005
Msg: 95
Have you ever been caught Masturbating?
Posted: 8/22/2005 12:11:39 PM
but neways that a lil off topic......next! lol
 CeltiX

Joined: 8/4/2005
Msg: 96
Have you ever been caught Masturbating?
Posted: 8/22/2005 12:18:31 PM
~Songbird~:

Tip: Don't let this activity get the best of you. Control yourself!


Isn't the whole point NOT to control yourself?

I've had a few close calls, not sure if the people figured out what I was doing. In any case, they were all people who like to deny and bury the past, so it's like it never happenned :P
 bjvixen

Joined: 8/6/2005
Msg: 97
Have you ever been caught Masturbating?
Posted: 8/22/2005 12:20:24 PM
^^lol so where were YOU almost caught?^^
 CeltiX

Joined: 8/4/2005
Msg: 98
Have you ever been caught Masturbating?
Posted: 8/22/2005 12:23:31 PM
Ah well once when I was 12 or 13 or so, I was in bed and the door was facing the living room. My mom was there and when I walked out she asked "why were you naked?" Can't remember what I said, but I don't think she bought it.

The 2nd time I was about 16 or 17, my brother and I had rooms connected by a closet, so we often just walked through to say hi. He didn't knock once, and I was... er compromised. Come to think of it, I'm pretty sure he knew damn well what was going on too lol. Shortly thereafter, he started to knock whenever he came in.
 bjvixen

Joined: 8/6/2005
Msg: 99
Have you ever been caught Masturbating?
Posted: 8/22/2005 5:54:03 PM
haha caught my bro havin sex once...kinda grosss
 UlaLume

Joined: 5/28/2005
Msg: 100
Have you ever been caught Masturbating?
Posted: 8/22/2005 6:22:14 PM
Uhm.. are we supposed to do that in private? boy oh boy, why doesn't anyone EVER tell me these things!

Sure explains a lot.

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