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 Author Thread: Have you ever been caught Masturbating?
 webwanderer

Joined: 7/9/2004
Msg: 201
Have you ever been caught Masturbating?
Posted: 7/19/2006 7:15:38 PM
Many times by ex gfs, but they never seemed to mind lol
 FitnessBunny

Joined: 6/27/2006
Msg: 202
Have you ever been caught Masturbating?
Posted: 7/19/2006 7:18:01 PM
almost by a trucker today!! haha never knew how much fun I could have on the freeway.
 HarleyStud

Joined: 7/14/2006
Msg: 203
Have you ever been caught Masturbating?
Posted: 7/19/2006 7:42:46 PM
Too mant times to count, all i know is, the older i got, the less embarrased i was, so if i get caught now i say.....ill be through in a minute!
 ubkobalt

Joined: 5/7/2006
Msg: 204
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Have you ever been caught Masturbating?
Posted: 7/19/2006 7:46:52 PM
Fitnessbunny, I swear. Your profile, and the things you say....
You're actually a man aren't you?

Or, at least you have a VERY VERY good understanding of men.
 FitnessBunny

Joined: 6/27/2006
Msg: 205
Have you ever been caught Masturbating?
Posted: 7/19/2006 7:54:28 PM
haha nah I am not a man. I just have a wild side. I swear it was the biggest rush to drive down the road and help myself!! haha thank God I didnt need to shift!
 Your True Friend

Joined: 7/18/2006
Msg: 206
Have you ever been caught Masturbating?
Posted: 7/19/2006 11:31:27 PM
I hope not, doing it right now, lol. mmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
 Nufyxes

Joined: 5/2/2005
Msg: 207
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Have you ever been caught Masturbating?
Posted: 7/20/2006 2:16:27 AM
LOL my mom caught me in the bathtub "Washing myself" She laughed walked out, knocked, came back in and told me it was natural.
 BRITPRINCE

Joined: 3/30/2006
Msg: 208
Have you ever been caught Masturbating?
Posted: 7/26/2006 4:49:54 AM
I always thought that Master Bates was the young son of Mr and Mrs Bates of London.
Just shows how ignorant I am
 RollinTheHay69

Joined: 6/14/2006
Msg: 209
Have you ever been caught Masturbating?
Posted: 7/26/2006 6:52:52 AM
Once, a couple of weeks ago. The bathroom door flew open. I was in an airplane and thought I'd try out this "mile high club". Too cramped, smelly, not much fun. I think it would be much more enjoyable if I wasn't alone.
 kingrattus

Joined: 4/19/2006
Msg: 210
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Have you ever been caught Masturbating?
Posted: 7/26/2006 9:47:28 AM
Not yet, thank goodness & I haven't walked in on anyone either. Now if we were talking about sex, then WAY too many times!!
 timewaster

Joined: 7/4/2006
Msg: 211
Have you ever been caught Masturbating?
Posted: 7/26/2006 12:19:17 PM
Caught on purpose or by accident. by accident no on purpose all the time its a great way to put her in the mood if she isn't really there yet. i useually get raped after that..
 Doouglass

Joined: 2/26/2006
Msg: 212
Have you ever been caught Masturbating?
Posted: 7/26/2006 1:14:25 PM
My friends mother, when I was uber young, like 9 or something.
 Mr. Ivan

Joined: 3/13/2006
Msg: 213
Have you ever been caught Masturbating?
Posted: 7/29/2006 7:41:29 PM
There are 3 types of master debaters...

Those who are dumb enough to get caught.

Those who are smart enough to not get caught.

And those who want to get caught.

 slimrock41

Joined: 6/7/2006
Msg: 214
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Have you ever been caught Masturbating?
Posted: 7/29/2006 7:53:55 PM
I' was cought playing pockit~pool in the 2nd.grade,I' got my ass paddled at school,and at home!I' must have liked it;I'm 41 and still do it some time.But you can sure bet I' did'nt do it at school anymore!!
 funrock1

Joined: 7/21/2006
Msg: 215
Have you ever been caught Masturbating?
Posted: 7/29/2006 7:55:38 PM
What is the best way for a lady to masterbate? What about a man?
 funrock1

Joined: 7/21/2006
Msg: 216
Yes
Posted: 8/11/2006 4:17:34 PM
The best way for a lady to masterbate/a man is in the "69 position. "
 bellybiter

Joined: 4/30/2006
Msg: 217
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Have you ever been caught Masturbating?
Posted: 8/11/2006 4:22:03 PM
Oh man, so many times when I was a kid. I was as bad as those little toy poodles, humping everything hahaha. Okay, I wasn't that bad.

My mom caught me a few times when I was really young and I remember being so embarrassed, I can still see the look on her face and she must have been just as humiliated as I was.
 Denny P

Joined: 3/25/2006
Msg: 218
Have you ever been caught Masturbating?
Posted: 12/17/2007 7:50:46 PM
My mom caught me once after I got done shooting my gun and I was spent she opened and closed the door but never said anything.
 aussie_-male

Joined: 9/15/2007
Msg: 219
Have you ever been caught Masturbating?
Posted: 12/18/2007 1:42:47 AM
yep a few times, during my first years of masterbation i developed some really good hearing always listening for foot steps.
 ngat73

Joined: 6/10/2007
Msg: 220
Have you ever been caught Masturbating?
Posted: 12/18/2007 7:34:36 AM
My sister mentioned it the day after. We were at my parents house and I was on one couch she was on the other. It has been at least 4 or 5 years but she still mentions it. She tells me that I am so gross...I tell her why is it gross and that she should have told me that she was awake. She said she could tell by the way I was moving around. Everyone she tells I say "you got to do what you got to do."
 GREAT EXPERT 900

Joined: 2/14/2008
Msg: 221
Have you ever been caught Masturbating?
Posted: 2/22/2008 4:44:16 PM
i been caught twice, once by my nephew and another time by a guard while sitting on the toilet, when he caught me i tried to pretend i was taking a shit...lol both instances wwas sooo embarassing
 blueeyed jack

Joined: 2/18/2008
Msg: 222
Have you ever been caught Masturbating?
Posted: 2/22/2008 5:00:25 PM
Not that I know of but I think that if its your partner they should take part when that hapens. I know I would join her.
If its not your partner beter hope its someone of the other sex, and that they still join in.
 lonestardaddy

Joined: 11/18/2006
Msg: 223
Have you ever been caught Masturbating?
Posted: 2/22/2008 5:25:23 PM
web, Yep. Once that I clearly recall ...and possibly others before that, which seemed more innocent to me at the time. Now realize that the former should've been my first clue that I was in an uneventful and unloving marriage, and that I wasn't wrong when 'witnessed in the act' previously, I'm in the mind and heart to share this very human experience w/ someone I truly love. Will it bring us closer?
 tgboytoy77

Joined: 4/19/2006
Msg: 224
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Have you ever been caught Masturbating?
Posted: 2/22/2008 5:41:46 PM
man there are 2 kinds of liars in the world. Ones that say they don't and ones that say they quit
 MommuzBoy

Joined: 8/23/2007
Msg: 225
Have you ever been caught Masturbating?
Posted: 2/22/2008 6:14:41 PM
I never have been but I was listening to this call in sex talk show - might have been docter Laura, and this young man called in to say his mom came into his room without knocking and caught him masturbating. He sounded really nervous and upset. Dr. Laura tried to sooth him. He then asked her if she thought he should kill his mother. The producer of the show cut his line, lol.
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