| | You might be a bad catch......Page 3 of 4 (1, 2, 3, 4) | You might be a bad catch if a pop-fly ball hits you between the eyes.
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If your birth certificate came with an apology letter from a condom company. | |
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| You might be a bad catch......
Posted: 1/29/2010 12:29:04 AM |
You MIGHT be a bad catch if:
*you actually use the following link: How to Get a Date
*you have the pizza place on speed dial.
*you go into any bar in town and they have a bar stool with you name engraved on the back.
*and when you walk in, the whole bar says hello.
*you can trip over a cordless phone.
*your slogan is "Save Water, Drink Beer".
*you keep yelling at everyone to shutup and leave you alone... and there is no one else in the room.
*you have never seen any of your friends in person.
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| You might be a bad catch......
Posted: 1/29/2010 8:15:30 AM | you might be a bad catch if ..
when you finally meet your date you are thinking "Gosh, I hope he doesn't sense my psychosis". | |
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| You might be a bad catch......
Posted: 1/29/2010 10:51:31 AM |
you have the pizza place on speed dial.
Oh, crap! I have a macro that, with two clicks, orders my groceries from Papa John's Pizza.
And I've lived here for 3 years or so and haven't ever turned on my oven (and it is brand new). Heck, I don't even know if the thing works or not.
Guess that entitles me to the Bad Catch Hall of Fame.
...sigh... | |
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| You might be a bad catch......
Posted: 1/29/2010 11:46:48 AM | you might be a bad catch...
if your 'government' check couldn't cover last month's VISA balance, but all through your date you are wondering "I wish AVIS rented me a Mercedes instead of the Cadillac"..
(btw i may be a 'bad catch' but i am not 'that guy') | |
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| You might be a bad catch......
Posted: 1/29/2010 3:38:50 PM | If you have f***ing typing tourettes.....
If you list your favorite actor as Ron Jeremy (so many reasons!) | |
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| You might be a bad catch......
Posted: 10/18/2011 7:49:07 PM | You might be a bad catch...if you sell your car to buy gas! (Sad but true....a friend of a friend in College did this once! ) You might be a bad catch...if your boy/girlfriend gives you a six-pack of Odor Eaters & deodorant for Birthday presents! ( Again...true story....happened to a person I shared a dorm floor with....) | |
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| You might be a bad catch......
Posted: 10/18/2011 9:22:29 PM | | You might be a bad catch... if you give a vacuum cleaner as a birthday present... and it's a Rental. | |
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| You might be a bad catch......
Posted: 10/23/2011 11:14:43 AM | If you have half naked pics advertising sex but confused or hate it when tolled how sexy or hot you look. "duh"
i see through the smoke and mirrors; when it seems clear there's only more smoke and mirrors.
if you on PLENTY of FISH because of low self-esteem and only fishing for complements to try and built your self back up. "that's what good friends are for, get out of the water and make room for the hungry fish" | |
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| You might be a bad catch......
Posted: 10/23/2011 12:41:22 PM | If you have more than one game console
If you are "between jobs" but sleep till noon everyday
list student as your occupation...for 15 years | |
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| You might be a bad catch......
Posted: 10/26/2011 2:30:40 PM |
If they claim they make a Million but cant take you to Mc D"s....
You might be a bad catch... if you visit McDonald's and they change the 'Billion' Served sign out front to 'Trillion' while you are still inside. | |
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| You might be a bad catch......
Posted: 10/28/2011 7:24:21 PM | If you are a self-proclaimed "nice guy", but posting about how women are shallow, rude, and attention whores.
(Same goes for the female version of this.) | |
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| You might be a bad catch......
Posted: 10/28/2011 9:25:32 PM | You just might be a bad catch...
if your Mom has to drive you on your date.....and you're 50 years old..still living at home.
if you ask your date to take you to the doctor for your 6th STD test...that month.....you just might be a bad catch | |
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| You might be a bad catch......
Posted: 10/29/2011 10:36:55 PM | You just might be a bad catch.....
If you are told to get comfortable, you take your shirt off..your lady comes out with the lights off..rubs her hands on your chest and asks when you put a sweater on.
If your back hair is long enough to make a French braid | |
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| You might be a bad catch......
Posted: 10/30/2011 5:57:22 AM | | You ask your date if she has caught crabs before but forgot to elaborate that you meant hoop netting for the dungeness variety. | |
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| You might be a bad catch......
Posted: 11/5/2011 11:24:01 AM | for msg #3 saw something similar to that today.
the heading asks "are there any guys left willing to take risks?" then I read the profile and she's been married 3 times. I'm wondering risk what? your house? your health? | |
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| You might be a bad catch......
Posted: 11/5/2011 11:31:55 AM | | you might be a bad catch if all of your profile pic's are taken in the same bar, all on different occasions(spend a lot of time there, do ya?) | |
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| You might be a bad catch......
Posted: 11/5/2011 11:38:22 AM | | you might be a bad catch if the background in your profile picture has "height" measurement lines, and you're holding a sign with a number on it in front of you | |
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| You might be a bad catch......
Posted: 6/20/2012 10:24:00 PM | You might be a bad catch if, while having sex, you look up at the cieling and say, "Beige. I think I'll paint the cieling beige."
thanks wwitch | |
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| You might be a bad catch......
Posted: 6/22/2012 1:52:30 AM | If next to "Profession" you've written "i dunno wat this means LOL"
No joke I saw that on somebody's profile. | |
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| You might be a bad catch......
Posted: 6/23/2012 5:15:50 AM | The longest relationship you ever had was with your cellmate.
You wear a GPS ankle bracelet so the judge knows where you are at all times.
You have a picture of you and your favorite pet on your profile and the pet gets more mail than you. | |
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