| | You might be a bad catch......Page 4 of 4 (1, 2, 3, 4) | The longest relationship you ever had was with your cellmate.
You wear a GPS ankle bracelet so the judge knows where you are at all times.
You have a picture of you and your favorite pet on your profile and the pet gets more mail than you. | |
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| You might be a bad catch......
Posted: 6/23/2012 11:22:29 AM | | if you are on this website and wont spend $15 a month to find a real date...............you might be a bad catch | |
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MiaLs
| | Joined: 6/19/2012
Msg: 79 | |
| You might be a bad catch......
Posted: 6/23/2012 5:25:47 PM | You might be a bad catch if you have a baby on the way and want to pursue someone else. /true story
You might be a bad catch if you propose and already have a wife. /true story
Some people are just...wow! | |
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| You might be a bad catch......
Posted: 6/24/2012 8:51:51 AM | You might be a bad catch......
if you list "athletic" body type on profile when your pictures clearing shows a spare tire
if you list "needs to be ages between 21-35 when your age says your 55+ - ewww!
if you contact a decent woman who has a picture and you have none and are the typical sleezeball, subhuman who only wants sex!
and last but not least..
if you list all your interests as everything outdoors but still wants a W O M A N - it's just simply not going to happen!! | |
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| You might be a bad catch......
Posted: 6/24/2012 9:34:30 AM | [/If you mention that you are "Bi", but fail to include the "polar"]
This one made me laugh out loud!! Truly, so clever. | |
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| You might be a bad catch......
Posted: 6/24/2012 10:16:17 AM |
If you mention that you are "Bi", but fail to include the "polar"
too funny!
you may be a bad catch if you "almost" won a Darwin Award but miraculously pulled through | |
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| You might be a bad catch......
Posted: 6/24/2012 10:30:33 AM |
If you have half naked pics advertising sex but confused or hate it when tolled how sexy or hot you look. "duh"
i see through the smoke and mirrors; when it seems clear there's only more smoke and mirrors.
if you on PLENTY of FISH because of low self-esteem and only fishing for complements to try and built your self back up. "that's what good friends are for, get out of the water and make room for the hungry fish"
seriously? not to be the self proclaimed word Nazi- but seriously?
tolled-what you pay (told)
If you ARE on........build......
perhaps this post was meant to be the most humerus? Made me laugh
we could ALL use some Hiyah level of education or at least a good spell check LMAO | |
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| You might be a bad catch......
Posted: 6/24/2012 2:41:32 PM | If you are older than 25 but don't have a car or anything higher than a High School education.
If in your profile you have said "I haven't finished grade 12 yet, but I'll do that later, more important stuff to do first." Actually saw this.
Also had posted one earlier but it was the last post on the page and someone else went right after me so it probably didn't get many views, but I saw someone's profile who had "i dunno wat this means LOL" next to Profession. | |
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| You might be a bad catch......
Posted: 6/24/2012 7:55:54 PM | you might be a bad catch if you got a poop bag tied to your leg
you might be a bad catch if your poop bag leeks | |
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| You might be a bad catch......
Posted: 6/24/2012 8:21:07 PM | if every time you talk to someone, you have to say how much you love Wallmart
if you had liposuction more than once
if you get nervous every time you hear sirens
if your male, and wear daisy dukes
if you think 'Moby**** is a porn movie
if you have every woman's name you ever loves tattooed to you arms, and legs, and back
if you hope to someday get your motor vehicle operators license
if you do the dougie
if you actually have to have a reminder note on your front door to wear pants
if you wear knee high socks and flip flops
if your idea of window dressings is beer cans
if every car you ever owned is on your front lawn
if 99 bottles of beer on the wall actually describes your living room | |
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| You might be a bad catch......
Posted: 6/30/2012 7:51:57 PM | if every picture of you has you wearing a hat - especially if they include sunglasses.
if you scowl in all your pictures (mad much?). | |
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hmmm15
| | Joined: 6/20/2012
Msg: 88 | |
| You might be a bad catch......
Posted: 6/30/2012 9:09:47 PM | You may be a bad catch if:
-The first time I saw your profile you had a Master's degree and a week later you have just an Associate's.
-I saw you on the Maury show doing the moon walk when you heard the words " you are not the father!"
-You don't remember the last time you brushed your teeth.
-You're a registered sex offender.
-You've been to the E.R. to have something removed from your butt! | |
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| You might be a bad catch......
Posted: 7/3/2012 9:10:19 AM | | you are a guy, who is good looking, but when you take your shirt off you still look like you are wearing sleeves thanks to your tattoos. | |
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| You might be a bad catch......
Posted: 7/3/2012 8:11:40 PM |
You might be a bad catch if a pop-fly ball hits you between the eyes.
Or
If your birth certificate came with an apology letter from a condom company
I love this thread | |
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| You might be a bad catch......
Posted: 7/5/2012 10:22:57 PM | | You are trying to give us your come hither look, but we can see your underwear and other laundry hanging up behind you. | |
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| You might be a bad catch......
Posted: 7/6/2012 9:23:02 AM | If you think that an overhead pic cleverly hides the double-chin and spare tire.
If you don't know the first half of a winky-face is called a "semi-colon."
If you think "lol" is a form of punctuation.
If you feel the need to say "no drama or mind games." (Ego-speak for "I'm a drama factory.")
If you like Jersey Shore.
If you thought a PoliSci major would lead anywhere.
If you know fantasy football numbers better than how to work a lawnmower.
If you're a juggalo/juggalette. (There's really no Might Be about that one.)
If you think a butterfly tattoo is deep/original.
If you believed what the tattoo guy said that kanji/tribal tattoo means.
If you're vegan because "that's what nature intended."
If "Details: 19 year old woman..." and then "Ok I kno my profile says 18 but im really only 17, lol!"
If "Interests: movies music lol"
If you wanted to be treated just like one of the guys, except where you're treated better.
If all the actually nice people who show an interest in you get friend-zoned.
If one college-level philosophy course means you can never be wrong.
If Jaegerbombs.
If you think OAR is REALLY DEEP, bro. | |
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| You might be a bad catch......
Posted: 7/6/2012 12:55:08 PM | If you're already ****in on your profile about people you haven't even met yet. wtf!lol
Also if the list of negatives is longer than everything else on your profile.js
You don't unbutton your coat on a date, I coulda swore their was a salt and pepper shaker set on the table when we got there.
Or you have pics on your profile hugging your ex or with a wedding ring. What!?! | |
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| You might be a bad catch......
Posted: 7/7/2012 7:36:45 AM | Your profile pic shows marks where people actually touched you with a 10 foot pole
You have your own zip code
Your longest relationship is over 10 years and it's with your right hand
The people you meet would prefer to date a real fish | |
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| You might be a bad catch......
Posted: 7/7/2012 1:02:50 PM | | You might be a bad catch if you think saying your a student in your profile isn't just another way of saying your broke and don't have a job. | |
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| You might be a bad catch......
Posted: 7/7/2012 2:53:58 PM | | ^ I respectfully disagree with this. I have some close friends that I would consider brothers. | |
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