| | Approaching the subject of sex with older womenPage 10 of 16 (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16) | rearguard, you got it right!! If the sex is good you can always get away with the frozen pumpkin pie.
Edit - Kari, if you keep up those comments I may have to come on down that way!! | |
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| Approaching the subject of sex with older women
Posted: 2/8/2010 7:24:43 PM |
what does a can opener have to do with a pumpkin pie? It's used to stun the pumpkin before gutting it. In humane kitchens, that's how it's done.
Sex with older women. Now, there's an idea. I'll have to think about that long and hard, if I can. | |
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Posted: 2/8/2010 7:29:11 PM |
And most of the times I had to go to sleep without pumpkin pie it was because the can opener was broken! Darn!
Heck I just go to the store and buy one........
I think there are different types of relationships to fit everyone. And there is nothing wrong with that....but to answer the original posters question....everything good takes time. After awhile you can recognize those that don't want a sexual relationship and those that do. But you do have to take time getting to know someone the answers that you want. It is a beginning as it is with everything. You can't just jump to the great part of the relationship if you don't have a beginning....and everyone has a beginning. So just take your time its suppose to be hard or it you wouldn't appreciate the person that grabs your heart at the end....... | |
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Posted: 2/8/2010 7:49:47 PM | impohell - msg 222
They say they will, but then leave after they get off and haven't even touched the can opener let alone rolled out the crust.
You don't know how right you are.
I was lured recently to a date with a promise of a homemade chicken cacciatore. Not only was I asked to supply and operate the can opener, but I had to scramble also for a can of tomato paste. The chicken turned out pretty good. When we got back into the kitchen, the rice was slightly burned (and no, it was not a 5-minute rice), but all in all, it was not a bad evening. | |
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daffie
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Posted: 2/9/2010 1:10:20 AM |
Mind you there are some men who would rather just have the pumpkin pie...
Really you have run into those??????? I have dined at some really fine restaurants and watch men eat only a few bites of their delicious dish...
One even asked for a doggie bag and we went out and fed his prime rib to his cute little terrier.
It was a Dog Day Afternoon or should I say evening?
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Posted: 2/9/2010 1:14:59 AM |
If you want to really impress, you buy the whipped cream topping that is actually made of cream!
Ahh now that is dated these days you make it in your blender with tofu!!
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Posted: 2/9/2010 5:21:14 AM |
you make it in your blender with tofu!!
Well, that is probably better than the stuff they use to make "whipped topping", but to me, if whipped cream is not made of cream, its just not the real thing. I believe that using those ersatz substitutes is indicative of a lack of moral rectitude, lax standards in general, and a propensity to allow trendy thinking to pollute the quality of life. Its like people who serve dinner on melamine plates or serve tea in earthenware mugs. No sense of quality and refinement at all.....  | |
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Posted: 2/9/2010 6:16:14 AM |
but to me, if whipped cream is not made of cream, , its just not the real thing
Okay so now what you going to do with all the mucus you just created by ingesting this?
Cream of the crop hardly!!
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Posted: 2/9/2010 7:08:46 AM | I once dated a man who made a mean pumpkin pie!! When a man knows how to make a pumpkin pie, that usually means he knows how to appease a woman's appetite in other ways, too. Just sayin'!    | |
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Posted: 2/9/2010 7:55:12 AM |
If you want to really impress, you buy the whipped cream topping that is actually made of cream!
I usually just start with cream. If for a pumpkin pie, I might spike it with a little ginger.
Prefab crust? Ach | |
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Posted: 2/9/2010 9:35:48 AM |
At the risk of getting the thread closed for off-topic-ness, I make a motion we coin a new phrase for sex based on this thread: Pumpin' Pie.
I will second the motion (raising hand here)
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Posted: 2/9/2010 10:53:05 AM | | Well its been awhile since I have had pumpkin pie or sex lol Seriously, how many threads have we read that women until they have reached the point of intimacy run from any man because he brough up sex. Now I agree the first email or first meeting or first date probably is not the best time to bring this up. I have found very few women in there 40's ,50's or 60's who want to talk about sex before a relationship is established. In my limited experience, only after a relationship and intimacy has happened , do I feel comfortable talking about sexual prefrences. I think a lot of men fear that women will think we are only after sex if we bring up sex before a relationship is established and intimacy has occured. I have had women say they feel closer to me when all of the above is met. Now , I am not a prude, and have no problem talking about sex with a women, but I will say I am more open once a relationship has begun and we have been intimate. So. if a women brings up the subject of sex in a casual conversation after we have had a couple of dates , is she hinting its time to hit the sack or is she just curiouse ? LOL At this age its hard to firgure out what women these days want. If we are too eager to talk about sex they run. If we dont talk about it , they think maybe we have Ed or something. lol What do you think ? Steve | |
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Posted: 2/9/2010 11:09:42 AM | Actually, I've been asked on a first meet about my libido. It was okay with me. I didn't mine. I probably would be turned off though, if asked in an email before a meet.
I'm a pretty up front type of gal anyway. I don't want to waste time either, if they can't get it up and going.
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Posted: 2/9/2010 11:52:22 AM |
I think a lot of men fear that women will think we are only after sex if we bring up sex before a relationship is established and intimacy has occured.
Waco, it really is quite the quandry, isn't it? D***ed it you do and d***ed if you don't. Some people would be totally freaked out if they had already been physically intimate with someone and then started talking about preferences only to learn that one thinks so-n-such is an absolute requirement in their sex life and it is something the other is totally opposed to doing. Now they're like "Sh**! I've slept with him/her already but this new info is a deal-breaker, but if I break up with him/her I'm hardly better than a prostitute." Not that *I* think thataway but know some others do. They would just be motified to find themselves in that position. So really... which is best? Mortified by a topic of conversation or mortified that they've just slept with someone who it turns out is not The One. | |
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Posted: 2/9/2010 11:58:01 AM | The motion is carried.
Heretofore, please refer to all garden variety, run of the mill sex acts as "Pumpin pie."
More kinky sex acts will be known as "Pumpin pie with whipped cream."
Beyond that, sex acts meant only for the most adventureous, brave, and stout of heart will be referenced by their current names... cuz we can't risk any confusion and wanna see you freaks and greeks coming... uhm... I mean... approaching.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming. | |
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Posted: 2/9/2010 11:58:51 AM | Catsmeoww, I surely want a copy of that book. Something tells me that you make a great pumpkin pie.
Cowboy, since I am over 60 most of the ladies I date are in the 50s and 60s I have found every one has brought up the subject of sex not later than the 2nd date. I am not sure if the more mature ladies just feel more comfortable talking about it or if they are just checking to see if an old fart can still get it up.
Damn I do love pumpkin pie with lots of whipped cream. | |
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Posted: 2/9/2010 2:25:16 PM |
Heretofore, please refer to all garden variety, run of the mill sex acts as "Pumpin pie."
More kinky sex acts will be known as "Pumpin pie with whipped cream."
Beyond that, sex acts meant only for the most adventureous, brave, and stout of heart will be referenced by their current names... cuz we can't risk any confusion and wanna see you freaks and greeks coming... uhm... I mean... approaching.
eek!
I guess I should ha ve read this earlier, I have a pan of pumpkin muffins baking right now... yummmm... hot muffins, slathered in butter....
Wonder where that fits.
Slightly OT: Maybe on my next date - assuming I ever have another one - I should just hand him a plate of fresh hot muffins and see what he does with them.  | |
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Posted: 2/9/2010 6:59:32 PM | I can barely remember what pumpkin pie smells like much less taste like.
I say you make a list....... give it to them in a sealed envelope that states: look at me later.
Everyone has wants and needs ask and ye shall receive. Ya know legend has it that cinnamon rolls make the heart grow fonder, maybe a little dessert is in order. | |
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