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| Do guys lie about there size?
Posted: 7/16/2005 8:47:08 AM | | Crap, I always have to call 911 to send out the search and resuce team to find it... *sighs* | |
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| Do guys lie about there size?
Posted: 7/16/2005 8:48:45 AM | Hey... it's tough walking into a wall with a hard on and breaking your nose first... 
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| Do guys lie about there size?
Posted: 7/16/2005 9:02:55 AM | How to use paper to get an idea of penis sizes.
Take a standard piece of paper used by most printers (the size is called letter).
The long side is 11 inches, and the small side is 8.5 inches. When you see how long those sizes are you'll immediately know most guys lie about their size!
Take the paper and fold it in half along the 11 inch size. Now take it and fold it in half along the 8.5 size.
You should now have a peice of paper that is 5.5 inches by 4.75 inches long. Turn the folded paper into a cylinder so the the 5.5 inch side is the height of the cylinder.
You should now have a cyclinder that is 5.5 inches long with a circumference of 4.75 inches.
There have been a few scientific studies about penis sizes. Watch out for ones where people volunteer for the study (larger men are more likely to volunteer which makes the results inaccurate). Also watch out for studies where men measured themselves (in ALL the studies where men measured themselves the average came out larger than the studies where doctors/nurses measured).
In scientific studies conducted on random men (needed for accurate statistics) where the doctor/nurses measured the average size comes out to 5 inches plus or minus .25 inches, with an average circumference of 4.25.
That means that the paper cyclinder you have is slightly longer than average, and is slightly thicker than average.
p.s. You can fold the paper in other ways to get an idea of other sizes. Try 11x8.5 for a laugh! | |
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| Do guys lie about there size?
Posted: 7/16/2005 9:10:40 AM | | The correct way to measure is to first make sure the penis is erect, then make sure it's against the abdomen, pointed towards the face. Measure from the crease (bend) that's between the penis and the abdomen. Never measure from underneath the penis, that's how many men get it wrong. | |
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| Do guys lie about there size?
Posted: 7/16/2005 9:17:44 AM | I dont lie about it, dont have to.
I tell them, if they dont believe me and need proof I just show them. | |
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| Do guys lie about there size?
Posted: 7/16/2005 9:26:51 AM | | hving never had a formal measurement I cannot lie.....but I have never heard any complaints about it either....unless it comes to performing oral on it....so I dunno | |
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| Do guys lie about there size?
Posted: 7/16/2005 9:27:18 AM | | Last night I saw the first few minutes of a bad movie about King Arthur. One guy was complaining about how his big penis was difficult to aim straight with while urinating. I kid you not. cable TV at its finest. Anyway, what he said was that it was big, it looked like a baby's arm holding an apple. I thought I should share this image with you since the movie is not worth watching and you would probably not have found it on your own. | |
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Posted: 7/17/2005 3:47:16 AM | actually size doesnt matter. its how you do it or the performance.,,,,,,,,.....
ok for the record you are a guy honestly how do you know?
guess what size does matter it doesn't really matter (for 90% of women) if you are 3 inches long there is NO WAY it will fell good it doesn't matter what you do with it (unless there is girth involved) and if you are way too big guess well guys it can hurt!! lol so there you have it, straight from my mouth to your eyes if you are small sometimes there is no amount of wiggling that will make it work! | |
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Posted: 7/17/2005 7:24:52 AM | | Its early and I am waiting on coffee.....but I think I am going to start telling women I am hung like a raisin to always keep 'em guessing...... | |
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| Do guys lie about there size?
Posted: 7/17/2005 12:23:28 PM | Gimme a break.....size matters!!!
*Puts a ruler by my bed that reads..."You must be this long to get on this ride."
Lil' Smokie anyone???....................... | |
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Msg: 98 | |
| Do guys lie about there size?
Posted: 7/17/2005 2:33:32 PM | Nah Sky, they get it wrong because they measure from the knee up.
lmao, priceless
Hey Bert..........thfffffffft......thffffffffft........hehe | |
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| Do guys lie about there size?
Posted: 7/17/2005 2:47:27 PM | | hey you stole my line girls lmao I should put a copyright on that one and charge ya for it lmao | |
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| Do guys lie about there size?
Posted: 7/18/2005 6:43:09 AM | Never lied, don't have too.
That said, while there are some women who care about size, most just want to feel good and there are many ways to make a woman feel good.
Bigger helps you take advantage of exotic positions, but the feeling is pretty much the same. | |
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