| | How to find out penis sizePage 4 of 25 (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25) | | i always thought that if you asked someone they would just show you. | |
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Posted: 3/10/2010 4:59:50 PM |
She's not the type to fool around much before marriage so a "test drive" is out of the question. So, is there any reliable way to determine his size without seeing, feeling or flat out asking? Sorry for the pun here, but she's got to grab this bull by the horns  ; if a woman has this sort of concern before getting married, she better get busy with the guy and find out; besides who's to say she's his cup of tea either?? Best to develop a healthy attitude about premarital sex, it's not a "test drive", rather you're growing physical intimacy along with the intellectual, spiritual, and emotional aspects of intimacy in order to determine if you and your partner are compatible.
Then again, if she requires a big dude, her best bet perhaps is to do kegel exercises; if her vag wasn't so loose she might not need a huge sausage in order to feel pleasure. | |
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Posted: 3/10/2010 8:30:40 PM |  A woman once observed a man with huge cowboy boots walk into the bar. She chatted him up, they hit it off. She takes him back to her place and they have a raunchfest. Afterwards, the woman starts laying out these $50 and 100 dollar bills. The man says I never expected you to pay me for my sexual prowess... The woman replies: No, it's not for that, now you go buy some boots that fit!
You look at the physical stature. If the man is naturally big, theres a good chance his willy is big to | |
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Souad
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Posted: 3/11/2010 5:04:12 AM | I don't want a bigger Willy, I just wish I could train him to have better manners....he keeps jumping off and chasing women...and doesn't come back when I call him.
Ever spend the night looking all over the place for a lost willie?
Maybe I need to buy a leash!!! | |
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Posted: 3/11/2010 5:22:29 AM |
I don't want a bigger Willy, I just wish I could train him to have better manners....he keeps jumping off and chasing women...and doesn't come back when I call him.
Ever spend the night looking all over the place for a lost willie?
"'Cause little Willy, Willy won't go home
But you can't push Willy round
Willy won't go, try tellin' everybody but, oh no
Little Willy, Willy won't go home"
sorry, I couldn't resist
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Posted: 3/11/2010 7:16:51 AM | I have many friends from many countries......and yes.......they all are just as fixated on penis size as Americans.
Maybe we Americans are just more vocal about it! | |
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Posted: 3/11/2010 8:07:14 AM | American insecurity about size will never grow old.
If they cannot see their wang for all the blubber on themselves, they think it needs to be enlarged. | |
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Posted: 3/11/2010 8:08:05 AM |
hmm... my fellow americans, perhaps if you stop concentrating on the size of your willies and more on the size of your bellies, the willy insecurites would clear themselves up So true. As my mom says, "land of the fat, home of the lazy." | |
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Posted: 3/11/2010 9:00:42 AM | | Maybe they grow the big guts so when they look down they cant see their small pecker. | |
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Posted: 3/11/2010 9:09:55 AM | 
For not wanting to bash Americans.....
You're doing a pretty good job of it.
and looking bigger.......isn't bigger!!
You can trim all the hair back and make it look longer......but guess what.....
it's still the same size! | |
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Posted: 3/11/2010 10:05:29 AM | Nothing like sterotyping.... Americans are.....You know what I have discovered about people who put people in a certain category due to the longitude and latitude of their birth? That no matter how small their wille is it is probably a lot bigger than their brain.
Can I assume that since you are from Berlin that you are German and if this is true can I also assume you are a tyrannical, warmongering, racist? | |
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Posted: 3/11/2010 10:31:26 AM | You American bashing cooldude, This after all my years of defending Americans from American bashers. And I'm not even American myself  | |
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Posted: 3/11/2010 10:34:22 AM |
First the woman has to tell the guy something sexual and erotic that will cause him to get an erection.
If while the woman says this the guy pretty much says cute, or mmm. But does nothing else. He is less that 4.5 inches. If he takes a pause, for two seconds, as if he can't think and then react in a positive way, he is about 5 to 6. If he makes a positive motion but then kind of acts like he is going to pass out for 3 seconds he is a 7 or 8. If he simply cannot provide blood supply and his eyes twitch and he can't speak then he is a 9 or more.
Ok that's funny because it's so true but I never thought to equate the drop in IQ with his size...
that could be a fun experiment!  | |
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Posted: 3/11/2010 12:57:12 PM | aha I remember an 'incident' in a nightclub once.
It was the typical girl-you-dont-see grabbing your butt incident but I so happened to turn around as her hand was going for it and the grabbing went ahead.
Lets just say I arched a bit for a few seconds. She had a vice-like grip but her look was priceless.
It was like :O then  | |
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Posted: 3/11/2010 1:01:26 PM | You crack me up Batman!
Meow said the tigress...
I only grab my present lover and I still have the same reaction thats why Its funny..... | |
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Posted: 3/11/2010 1:23:42 PM |
Here's the situation: a close friend of mine met a guy that she clicks with well but he's a very small guy (short, tiny hands, ect.). She's concerned that his smallness may carry over to um, other areas as well. She's not the type to fool around much before marriage so a "test drive" is out of the question.
Oh...she's worried that his package, might be the major problem in their sex life?
And her major concern is that he might not be able to satisfy her?
And where exactly does she get the notion that she's gonna be an earth shattering f**k, to end all f**ks, when she finally gets the nerve to unleash her 'dynamite'?
I think we should be more concerned with the size of her brain, and her opinion of herself, more than anything...
What a tool... | |
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Posted: 3/11/2010 1:34:58 PM | *Mandrake* wrote:
they use to say that, if you spread you hand and fingers out all the way, the distnace from the thumb tip to the middle finger would give you the penis size....
I wish! LOL!!
If that were accurate, I'd probably have a career as a porn star!
You'd think I'd've learned to play piano having fingers like this...
Actually, I shouldn't say "I wish" . . I'm given to understand that that sort of thing is dreadfully uncomfortable for women. Having never been a woman myself, I can't really verify that info personally... | |
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Posted: 3/11/2010 2:34:36 PM | She's rather shallow to even care.
If she doesn't want to have sex before marriage or anything else, then she's probably gonna have to wait until they have sex to find out.
And if she's scared she won't feel it, then she should do some kegals to fix that problem.
It is not a man's fault if a girl has a big vagina that causes her not to feel a man's penis.
She should be able to feel just about any guy with atleast 3 inches. | |
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Posted: 3/11/2010 2:48:48 PM |
She's not the type to fool around much before marriage so a "test drive" is out of the question.
You're kidding, right? She's a divorcee, who's not a virgin. Unless she's a born-again religious, then why doesn't she just find out the old-fashioned way? And, if she IS a born-again religious, then shouldn't this technically be something that would be irrelevant, if they suit each other in all other ways?
So, is there any reliable way to determine his size without seeing, feeling or flat out asking?
Again, you're kidding, right?
I'll bite. Guess she could sneak in and sneak a peek while he's watching porn some night, or masturbating, because I can't think of any other way to determine his size while erect otherwise, if the above methods are ruled out. How is this couple even considering marriage, are they ever affectionate with one another? Surely then, she'd be able to tell, assuming she comes out of her plastic bubble long enough to physically touch the man below the neck, even while kissing. | |
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Posted: 3/11/2010 3:06:02 PM |
Can I assume that since you are from Berlin that you are German and if this is true can I also assume you are a tyrannical, warmongering, racist?
answer: yes
but you do realize hitler was austrian right..?
or is that rasist to distinct between german and austrian..?
I know my penis size, actually my whole penis is the same as some girl's ex I dated..she said..
I don't know if that's good or bad.. LOL!
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Posted: 3/11/2010 3:50:49 PM | | Yes I know Hitler was Austrian. The point of my post is sterotyping and how ridiculous it is to judge people based on their origin. | |
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Posted: 3/11/2010 3:58:06 PM | ^
well I found that many cliches about certain ethnic groups or races.. whatever,
are actually not based on nothing..
it all has some truth to it..
but ofcourse not every german is a stiff.. or every brittish has bad teeth.. or chinese have little schlong's...and not every american is FAT! etc. etc.
(I did include schlong in the post.. so it's topic relevant.. lol) | |
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