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| Passing gas during Oral...ever happen and how did you handle it?
Posted: 7/15/2005 3:22:57 PM | ^^^ peeing my pants laughing here! this thread is too FF..
OT: it did happen to me and I was horrified! I was on medication at the time that caused alot of gas, so now when I know I am getting together with someone, I skip my meds for that day... Horribly embarrassing!! But, I would never do it on purpose. | |
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| Passing gas during Oral...ever happen and how did you handle it?
Posted: 7/15/2005 3:23:09 PM | "i can think of someone who i would love to do it too! all i need is money!!! lol"
K nad, I need to ask...what would you need MONEY for?
OT: I have only ever passed it once I was sooooo relaxed (READ: DRUNK) and it wasnt during ORAL....don't worry though, he had it coming...I owed it to him  | |
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| Passing gas during Oral...ever happen and how did you handle it?
Posted: 7/15/2005 7:15:20 PM | | I had a friend go to bed before his wife one nght and she came into the bedroom and was getting ready for bed and then went into the bathroom and when she went in the bathroom he grabbed her pillow and farted into it and gently placed it back on the bed. When she came out of the bath, her head it the pillow and all he heard was her gagging and rolled off of the bed cussing him out. He is pretty nasty. I have experienced some of his gas. | |
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| Passing gas during Oral...ever happen and how did you handle it?
Posted: 7/16/2005 12:26:20 AM | wasnt during oral or sex but me and my man were "spooning" nakkey one night and fell asleep, I woke up hearing this gawd awful Brummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmpppppppppppppppp sound...I mean it was so loud it woke me up out of my sleep
I then realized I had just let one rip right into the crotch of my then "new" boyfriend
I was so embarassed I got up and left the room hoping he would not wake up.....later he brought it up after I claimed that I wasnt a "farter" and I realized he had been awake the whole time but wasnt all that grossed out that I had passed gas right on him.
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| Passing gas during Oral...ever happen and how did you handle it?
Posted: 7/16/2005 2:22:30 PM | ok,let me just say this is the funniest post i think i've seen on here....soo great. My ex always farted after sex which grossed me out.
OT: I was giving oral, and my ex pushed my head away and said stop...i was like wtf....then he smiled and laugh, and let out this huge fart....it was so bad. I never fiished the job, he thought it was soo funny, but at least he tried to get me out of the line of fire...lol | |
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| Passing gas during Oral...ever happen and how did you handle it?
Posted: 8/2/2005 8:54:58 PM | Its nasty but we are all human, it shouldnt be super embarrassing. I know that a handful of times while i was getting some head (cant remember if it was good or bad) I had some gas built up in me. I wanted to fart but i concentrated HARD, on keeping it in. I do believe i stopped caring about the head and focused on not farting.
I do remember once I just said stop and walked out the room to fart.
Maybe i have had a chic fart in my face, but i believe it was just a queef aka **** fart | |
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Joined: 6/11/2005
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You sure opened it up. This is hilarious. Thanks for the laugh, I believe we all needed a good one...laugh I mean not fart.