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 Tacitta

Joined: 2/16/2006
Msg: 26
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Posted: 10/28/2006 2:09:00 PM
MOLSON - in calgary
BIATCH - can't remember where I saw that one

This woman I work with, the first three letters of hers are VMT and I always think vomit.
 irisheyes38

Joined: 9/14/2006
Msg: 27
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Posted: 11/7/2006 6:47:38 AM
IUD (on A Ford Probe)
Bug Off (Bug Convertable)
All stop (The driver hit a pole, so the plate seemed ironic)
 AS PER

Joined: 10/25/2006
Msg: 28
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Posted: 11/7/2006 7:35:14 AM
XPD4ME on a Porche Boxter in Ontario
Nd4SPED on a rice rocket (Honda Civic) in New Brunswick
 AS PER

Joined: 10/25/2006
Msg: 29
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Posted: 12/28/2006 11:06:46 AM
Friend had one on his Lexus 4 Work and wanted one on his Lexus 4 Play but the motor vehicle dept wouldnt allow it due to sexual overtones.

saw one on the internet Georgia palte IH8COPS "A license plate your parents might get you to make sure you never drive drunk"
 smart*ss

Joined: 8/9/2005
Msg: 30
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Posted: 12/29/2006 4:04:21 PM
Saw one on a Porche Boxter too........TXRTOFF (Tax Write Off.......Now THAT'S funny!!!)
 SweetPetite7

Joined: 10/17/2006
Msg: 31
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Posted: 12/30/2006 5:50:15 AM
My ex never wanted personalised number plates. His initials are DS... dead shit. No further comment
 DanHill

Joined: 12/7/2006
Msg: 32
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Posted: 1/2/2007 5:12:57 PM
Actual plates avilable in the UK & their acctual price

ORG 4N - Price: £34,995 - ORGAN
FU 1 - Price: £150000 Not sure what that stands for - ???
ORG 45M - Price: £99995 - ORGASM
PEN 15 - Price: £99995 - PENIS
STR 11P - Price: £12495 - STRIIP
 ratlady73

Joined: 4/3/2005
Msg: 33
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Posted: 1/3/2007 2:37:36 AM
My friend's plate:
L8 4WRK
 zabadak

Joined: 12/25/2006
Msg: 34
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Posted: 2/9/2007 12:58:03 PM
well i did have a sticker on back of car ( SUCK MORE PISS ) until some juvenile delingquent
tore it half off :
 Meg.Nog

Joined: 1/21/2007
Msg: 35
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Posted: 2/9/2007 11:30:48 PM
my first car was a piece of shit
and i wanted my license plate to be UH-OH
then people behind me would read it and say "uh-oh? uh-oh what?"
then my car would break down and i would say UUHHOOOHHHH
bahah
 JoyfulJerod

Joined: 12/11/2006
Msg: 36
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Posted: 4/7/2007 4:29:04 AM
I just ordered RYCARNI (Rice A Roni)... And a lady I used to date had LUVYOSEF, which had a triple meaning... (Yosef was the name of the mascot at her college... The second and third meanings should be obvious. ;)
 shadow62

Joined: 2/4/2007
Msg: 37
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Posted: 4/13/2007 11:24:59 PM
on my friends bmw
on the frame "success at last"
on the plate NOMOBLO
no more blow a retired drug dealer
 imalitltpot

Joined: 2/11/2007
Msg: 38
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Posted: 5/14/2007 5:29:39 AM
I saw a cute one on a Mini Cooper this morning: MINIAC

I have a Subaru and my initials are SMU -- mine says SMUBARU
 1cutemonkey

Joined: 8/30/2006
Msg: 39
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Posted: 5/14/2007 9:15:24 AM
MT4U was one of my semi's plates
 meade_mrgn

Joined: 2/4/2007
Msg: 40
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Posted: 5/14/2007 8:34:38 PM
My plate on my 67 resto-custom V.W. Type-1 (Beetle)
JAMNBYU = jamming by you
when I goy this I also had in mind,MUF DVR=muff diver(I knew DMV would never let this one through), UWISH=you wish, NO1H8ER=#1 hater, 4play ,
BETLJUZ=Beetle Juice, IMQUICK, 1 2 3 GO, And for my fiberglass bodied dune buggy,4X4 SUC= 4X4's suck
 bearbilly68

Joined: 7/5/2007
Msg: 41
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Posted: 9/10/2007 10:35:29 AM
I just saw a plate the other day that said iamso L8. I really wanted that plate!!
 brewswain

Joined: 5/5/2007
Msg: 42
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Posted: 9/10/2007 10:56:27 AM
on a Ford pickup, 'Yes Dear'
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