| | more blonde jokesPage 4 of 25 (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25) | One night we were having church when the lights went out. We were all looking around trying to find the problem when one of the blondes ran outside. In just a few short minutes she came running back inside the church and as serious as she could be, said, "Hey you guys my lights are working in my car."   | |
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Posted: 12/21/2010 3:57:59 PM | | How does a blond turn on the light after sex. She opens the car door ! | |
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Posted: 12/21/2010 3:59:17 PM | | Why did the blond go to the post office ? She needed stamps to send her E-Mails . | |
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Posted: 12/21/2010 4:02:30 PM | | This is a little bit racy. What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head ? A brunette with bad breath. Sorry folks . | |
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Posted: 12/21/2010 8:59:13 PM | woah...! kessick- thanks for the contributions but keep them PG lol.
Molly - close your eyes on that last one 
Love that second joke kessick- here's one to mirror it:
There was a man outside mowing his lawn. He lived next store to a blonde who had just gotten a computer. She went out to her mailbox to check the mail and went back in after she had done that 10 times the guy asked her why she kept coming back out side and she said my computer keeps telling me I have mail. | |
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Posted: 12/22/2010 1:57:42 PM | "This is a little bit racy. What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head ? A brunette with bad breath. Sorry folks ."
If you stand a blonde on her head, aren't you supposed to get a being with two "heads," each with five painted protuberances? It's not funny, but the picture is accurate. As I said, I can't do jokes, so maybe someone can do something with the toes. | |
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Posted: 12/22/2010 8:15:55 PM | Igor I'm confused lol. Here's the joke within your joke---that a blonde joke is to be taken literally lol- an oxymoron. ;)
Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years. | |
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Posted: 12/23/2010 1:37:20 PM | | My taking things literally has confused my teachers for years. It helps me work out solutions to strange problems though! | |
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Posted: 12/23/2010 6:51:05 PM | Oh I understand completely. have left brain/ right brain balance and the men in my family are very literal.
When you figure out the age old dilemmas between men and women,,,do tell. ;)
( I know, no logic there, right?)
This one's for you Igor- maybe not the greatest, but I know you enjoy the science (/phil)
forum:
There were three woman at an American college eating lunch. There was a Russian, American, and a Blonde. They were all bragging about their countries.
The Russian said," We were the first in space."
The American said," We were the first on the moon."
The Blonde said," Well, we will be the first on the sun."
The Russian said," You cannot do that or you will burn up!"
"Duh! We'll go at night." the Blonde replied. | |
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Posted: 12/24/2010 2:25:06 PM | How do you know when a blond has used a computer?
There's whiteout on the screen | |
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Posted: 12/25/2010 9:14:34 AM | | Why did the blonde hire a locksmith to tune her piano ? She was told it had 88 keys. | |
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Posted: 12/26/2010 10:08:14 PM | Good ones JP & Kessick- thanks for sharing :)
Keeping with the holiday spirit:
Q. Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman?
A. Cause you have to hollow out it's head! | |
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Posted: 12/27/2010 10:24:07 AM | A blonde walked into a doctor's office with two burnt ears. The doctor asked her, "What happened to your ear?" The blonde replied, "I was ironing and the phone rang, so instead of picking up the phone, I picked up the iron and put it to my ear.
Still not satisfied, the doctor asked, "Well, what happened to the other ear?"
"They called back!" | |
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Posted: 12/27/2010 10:42:55 AM | 3 blondes work for the same brunette boss.... one day the smartest of the blondes figures that their boss always leaves work at 3:15 pm, so why wait till 5:00 pm for them to leave? The boss would never know.
So the 1rst blonde leaves at around 3:20, goes to a bar, has a few glasses begore going home and loves leaving work early like that.
The 2nd blonde takes advantage of going shopping before coming home.
The 3rd blonde goes directly to her home and as she gets close to her room, notices her boss having sex with her husband. Very discreetly she walks away.
Next day, the girls are talking about how they'll leave work early, and isn't that fun, etc.
Except the 3 rd blonde says: you girls go and leave early, I'm staying here.
Why? ask the others
Well yesterday when I came home, I almost got caught! | |
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Posted: 12/27/2010 10:45:51 AM | Two blondes are shopping for clothes.
One says 'Do you know it takes 3 sheeps to make one wool sweater?'
The other one replies:'Oh, really? I didn't even know sheeps knew how to knit!' | |
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Posted: 12/27/2010 3:22:29 PM | Dan99993 
Q. Why was the blonde in the tree?
A. Because she was raking up the leaves! | |
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Posted: 12/27/2010 4:22:40 PM |  they're all too funny- i'm very visual lol
Two bowling teams, one of all blondes and one of all brunettes, charter a double-decker bus for a weekend bowling tournament in Atlantic City. The brunette team rides in the bottom of the bus and the blonde team rides on the top level.
The brunette team down below is whooping it up having a great time, when one of them realizes she doesn't hear anything from the blondes upstairs, so she decides to go up and investigate.
When the brunette reaches the top, she finds all the blondes frozen in fear, staring straight ahead at the road and clutching the seats in front of them. They all have white knuckles.
The brunette asks, "What the heck's goin' on up here? We're having a great time downstairs!"
One of the blondes looks up and says to her, "Yeah, but you've got a driver!" | |
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Posted: 12/28/2010 8:57:17 AM | | A redhead, a brunette and a blonde all escape from a prison together. They run into the nearby woods and all climb up seperate trees. When the police find the redheads tree and ask who is up there, the redhead chirps like a bird. Then the police go to the brunette's tree. When they ask who is up there, the brunette makes chipmunk noises. Finally, when the police go to the blonde's tree and ask who is up there, the blonde goes,"MOOOOOOOOOO!" | |
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Posted: 12/31/2010 8:33:01 AM | | Some of these are absolutely hilarious. | |
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Posted: 12/31/2010 9:16:18 AM | Why do blondes always put ice cubes in the freezer?
To make sure it stays cold. | |
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Posted: 12/31/2010 7:02:24 PM | Thanks Apollodorus. They're here to bring a few laughs. Glad you enjoyed them.
Dan keep them coming! Good stuff!
A blonde was sitting in class when the professor asked her if she knew what the Roe vs Wade decision was.
She sat there for quite a while pondering this very profound question and finally said,
"I think that is the decision George Washington made prior to crossing the Delaware." | |
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Posted: 12/31/2010 8:44:00 PM | ^^^ Lol
A blonde searching for a job was finally hired to paint white lines on roads. The boss told her: you have to make 100 meters long lines. At least one a day. So the blonde accepts. The first day she paints a 100 meter long line. Then the second day she starts having a bit of difficulty and only paints a 50 meters line. The third day she paints only a 25 meters line.
The boss checks out her work and finds that pretty curious. 'Why did you paint a 100 meters line the first day, but then a 50 meters on the second day, and a 25 meters line the third day? A 100 meters line was the minimum, what happened, did you get lazy?"
'Oh, no boss' says the blonde , 'but you have no idea how hard it is to go on and paint lines and to have to walk back to the bucket of paint every time!" | |
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