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A man I dated told me I should have faked an orgasm the first time we got physical.
I would have said "You want me to fake like I give a sh!t, too?" | |
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Posted: 3/15/2011 5:01:52 AM | | If you fake it, then I might not know that I still have some work to do! | |
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Posted: 3/15/2011 6:58:16 AM |
Never understood the need for anyone to fake it though.......either show your partner
how to get you there......get yourself there.....or tell your partner it just isn't going to happen this time and try again later!
there have been several times in my life when I have faked it ..and never for any of the reasons mentioned in this thread ..
my reason for faking ... you women talk about the male ego ...but hell we haven't got anything on you ...I found out a long time ago while recovering from the flue ...and my cumming just wasn't going to happen ..that you women take it personally I mean real personally if you guys cant make us cum.... I was with this woman who I was really into ...the sex was great ..and I was even thinking relationship with her ...but because of my illness that I was just getting over my equipment was not working properly ..and I could not cum ... like i said the sex was great she cummed several times ..and I almost got there ...but my back gave out before I could finish ..I was completely happy with the encounter ..but I made the mistake of being honest ...she almost hurt me trying to get me off ..was insulted when she couldn't ..got mad ...blamed herself at first .. then blamed me .. would not listen to reason ..could not accept that I enjoyed the sex ..even without cumming ... and never went out with me again ... and even told others about how I couldn't finish the deed with her
so I said never again ... next time I just faked ... and every one was happy ...faking is no problem ..for a guy ...just pay attention to what you do when you do orgasm and do the same thing when you fake ...and unless the woman is dry she will not be able to tell her normal wetness from your fluids ... not every guy every time leaves hid fluids running down your leg ..nope faking is way easier than explaining why you cant cum and its not her fault and on and on ..and that way you just might get the opportunity for a repeat try with her
I have even faked on rare occasion with my wife ..just to save her feeling bad because she couldn't get me off.... a guy can have a hundred thousand mind altering orgasms with a woman ..and then have one failure ..and its the end of the world ... or he is seeing someone else or some other silly crap
Guys you need to learn to fake ..because there will come a time when you just cant get there ..and trying to explain how it is not her ..well thats much more drama than you need ...and don't forget the cough ..almost every one man or woman coughs or clears their throat after an orgasm | |
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Posted: 3/15/2011 8:35:31 AM | Wow DD.....I'm shocked!
promoting dishonesty in a relationship isn't something I would expect from you.
If you're partner can't handle your sexual truths......you're not sexually compatible.
Lying to them will never be the answer.
(and yes, faking it is lying) | |
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Posted: 3/15/2011 9:30:15 AM | faking an orgasm is as dishonest as a democrat senator/minister walking the floor.
but yet it is done.
Some times ya just should shouldn't get too hung up about these things as long as you get yours and not left hanging in mid air |~~~ | |
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Posted: 3/15/2011 1:26:27 PM | You're delusional if you think a woman can't tell the difference between her own fluids and seminal fluids.
I never fake anything. I might pull out a vibrator and finish what you started, but I am not going to play make believe. | |
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Posted: 3/15/2011 4:30:28 PM | In any case, regardless of the experience of both "parties" and their skills for detecting fake orgasms, the fact is that the whole thing starts off dishonestly with deceit.
Quite normal for humans anyway
major difference between human behaviour and animal behaviour...
1. humans are capable of lying.
2. Only humans want sex to last longer than a minute, sex is dangerous for small furry animals who are vulnerable to predators during sex, they occasionally fall off their perch too! | |
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Posted: 3/16/2011 6:03:02 AM | Wow DD.....I'm shocked!
promoting dishonesty in a relationship isn't something I would expect from you.
If you're partner can't handle your sexual truths......you're not sexually compatible.
Lying to them will never be the answer.
(and yes, faking it is lying)
you say dishonesty like it was a bad thing ... maybe you don;t differentiate between a deceptive lie or a malicious lie and a little white lie ...but I do.... I don' t believe for one minute that there are very many people that are completely honest ..even in an relationship
example ... my wife has had flue ... wakes up one morning and ask me ..."how Do I look "... well you can bet that I'm going to lie ...I wont tell her you look like crap ... I will dance around the truth and try to make her feel like the most beautiful woman in the world ... example #2 ..my wife tries a new recipe for my birthday dinner ... and it just don't appeal to my taste ..she ask me how I like it ... I know her feelings will be hurt if I tell the truth ...after all she worked very hard trying to make me a great dinner ....so I lie through my teeth .. I hold my breath and eat the dish and rave about how good it is ..knowing that the birthday sex will make me forget the bad taste of the dinner..and every one is happy ..or I could tell the truth ..say I hate the dinner ..hurt her feelings ..and forget about the birthday sex
example #3 ..I worked with a handicapped person one time ..and his efforts true-fully were a hindrance to me doing my job ...he was in my way more than he helped ....but I knew he was trying his best ... the owner of the company knew this too and was ok with it ..hell the guy probably even in reality knew it ..but there ain't no way that I would have ever hurt his feelings ..and tell the truth ..nope I lied and told everyone what a great helper he was ..and ..so if your shocked because I have no guilt for dishonesty in the name of kindness..I'm sorry I disappoint you
but when the Police officer ask me .."did you not see that stop sign " ..I say yes but I did not see you...this actually happened ..and the officer was so amused that he let me go... lol
you see I know the difference between deception and ..as you would a white lie that hurts no one ... as for deceptive lies ..my morals prevent me from having the need to tell a malicious lie | |
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Posted: 3/16/2011 6:43:00 AM | Guys you need to learn to fake ..because there will come a time when you just cant get there ..and trying to explain how it is not her ..well thats much more drama than you need
I'd disagree. I've had that happen twice, once because I was really tired, just not into it (and also bored), and once because I was taking some pain meds for an injury. I didn't really end up with any drama, either time. I just said, ``Look, I'm just not going to get there without wearing you out, so we probably ought to just stop for now and pick up where we left off later on. It's me, not you, so don't worry about it.'' I really can't imagine a woman being fooled by me faking it, especially since most seem to know it's going to happen before it does. (Apparently women, or at least most of the ones I've knowb have said they can tell beforehand by the slight increase in size and rigidity right before it happens.)
I also think that by being straight forward about not getting off, one's partner might be less inclined to fake it and more inclined to provide additional instructions, if necessary. Both ought to feel comfortable telling the other what's going on so that everyone has a happy ending. I guess the ultimate irony would be for both partners to fake it, because neither wanted to let the other down.
...and don't forget the cough ..almost every one man or woman coughs or clears their throat after an orgasm
That's one I haven't heard (or noticed) before. I'll try to remember to notice that and see if I cough the next time.
but when the Police officer ask me .."did you not see that stop sign " ..I say yes but I did not see you...this actually happened ..and the officer was so amused that he let me go... lol
I've found that by not trying to bullshit a cop, I often get warnings instead of tickets, so that doesn't surprise me.
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Posted: 3/16/2011 10:34:51 AM | Now faking it with cops is different. I fake it all the time.
I pretend that I am really scared to be in trouble no matter how minor the infraction and they just eat that stuff up, I walk out of it with them trying to comfort and reassure me.
Works everytime. I think they like scaring people. | |
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Posted: 3/16/2011 11:12:49 AM |
You're delusional if you think a woman can't tell the difference between her own fluids and seminal fluids.
I was saying that, when the "fake" happens, the woman is usually 1) not looking for it, and 2) probably some distracted, and not her usual eagle-eyed self. lol
I never fake anything. I might pull out a vibrator and finish what you started,
Soooo, the buck, even all bucks, stop at Iconoclast? Lol. Sorry, not trying to take the cheap shot. But you speak to an undertone in this discussion that has not yet, or at least recently, surfaced - each of us needs to bring it, to get over the top. If you're just along for the ride, you won't get very far. imho | |
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Posted: 3/16/2011 2:03:47 PM | | I use to fake "o"s too when I was a teenager. As a an adult, I beleive you should imform a man what will turn you on and I do. | |
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Posted: 3/16/2011 2:04:13 PM |
example ... my wife has had flue ... wakes up one morning and ask me ..."how Do I look "... well you can bet that I'm going to lie ...I wont tell her you look like crap ... I will dance around the truth and try to make her feel like the most beautiful woman in the world
Why on earth would any sane person ask how they look when they have the flu and they know they don't look their best?  You are asking to be lied to in this case!
example #2 ..my wife tries a new recipe for my birthday dinner ... and it just don't appeal to my taste ..she ask me how I like it ... I know her feelings will be hurt if I tell the truth ...after all she worked very hard trying to make me a great dinner ....so I lie through my teeth .. I hold my breath and eat the dish and rave about how good it is ..knowing that the birthday sex will make me forget the bad taste of the dinner..and every one is happy ..or I could tell the truth ..say I hate the dinner ..hurt her feelings ..and forget about the birthday sex
Now that would just piss me off! In my world, I'd much rather hear constructive critisism than be lied to. Why would you lie so that she can cook it again?
Man I'm glad I'm not that sensitive!
example #3 ..I worked with a handicapped person one time
So did I....for a little over 2 years. Guess what......she had no desire to be coddled and misled. She read me the riot act after catching me "re-doing" something she had originally done. She told me even though she might not be "as smart as a 5th grader"....she had the mind of an adult and she knew that she needed to learn to do the job correctly to be a positive addition to my crew. I had more respect for that girl than I did for most the adults that worked for me.
But none of this really relates to our sex lives.
My guy has issues "getting there" sometimes because of his meds. I'd much rather him just be honest about those nights......then fake it just for my benefit.
Actually, if he's honest about it......I will wake up a few hours later and give him that "O" that eluded him earlier. 99% of the time he just needs a couple hour break and he can get right there.....especially when all the focus is on him and my needs have already been met. | |
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Posted: 3/16/2011 4:33:59 PM |
Guys you need to learn to fake ..because there will come a time when you just cant get there ..and trying to explain how it is not her ..well thats much more drama than you need
If some woman gave me drama because she couldn't make me cum; wouldn't believe me when I tell her the sex was still very nice...
She'd never spend another night with me again. It's okay to be disappointed your partner didn't get off. Hell, I've been quite upset with myself in that situation. But you've got to LET IT GO and try again! Trying again is the best part! | |
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Posted: 3/16/2011 7:03:08 PM | I've faked it because I wasn't into it, and wanted to leave.
Then why in the world did you sleep with the woman in the first place if you weren't into it? Did she pay you?
- As for OP, You shouldn't fake orgasms with someone... That's like complimenting them on crappy work. It's like giving you dog treats and congratulatory words for crapping on the carpet. What do you expect the dog to do next time? He's going crap on your carpet.
There must have been something in it for you other than dog crap, or you wouldn't have done it. Unless perhaps you LIKE dog crap.
I don't think you have to get rid of it quickly... I've never seen a woman go searching through the condom to verify completion.
I always have---although I did it surreptitiously. I've always wanted to make sure the condom stayed intact and didn't slip off. Interestingly enough, I've never encountered an empty one. | |
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Posted: 3/16/2011 7:34:32 PM |
I don't think you have to get rid of it quickly... I've never seen a woman go searching through the condom to verify completion.
I always have---although I did it surreptitiously. I've always wanted to make sure the condom stayed intact and didn't slip off. Interestingly enough, I've never encountered an empty one.
Alright......I think I need a further explanation of this one!! | |
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Posted: 3/17/2011 9:12:11 AM | | Why would you want to fake it? I would never want her to fake it, sometimes it just doesn't happen, so? I know with us if she doesn't reach orgasm this time around next time proves to be awesome, but again just us! We've been together a long time & we tease each other off & on thru out the day! Always Exciting! | |
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Posted: 3/18/2011 10:16:47 AM |
Why on earth would any sane person ask how they look when they have the flu and they know they don't look their best? You are asking to be lied to in this case!
i informed Marlene that you said she was insane
sometimes we just want to hear that someone thinks we look good ..even when we are sure it is not so | |
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Posted: 3/18/2011 11:18:41 AM | Oh damn... If I had a man say that to me, I think I would have gotten up and walked calmly out the door, never to return!
True statement: He doesn't deserve to get laid!! | |
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Posted: 3/18/2011 11:49:10 AM | honesty is in short supply in the dating/relationship world.
be honest even if it hurts the other person. | |
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Posted: 3/18/2011 1:42:51 PM |
^^Ok, excuse my "ignorance", but how does a man fake it? Do you think about someone else vs. who you are with (obviously not doing it for you). Thus, orgasming? I'm not getting this one.................
It's easier than you think, especially if you're wearing a condom. Had a few times with people where I'd get real close but just couldn't get over the edge. Didn't want to make the girl feel bad, so I told her I got off, and threw the condom in the toilet and flushed before she could see it. | |
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Posted: 3/18/2011 2:48:29 PM |
Didn't want to make the girl feel bad
Where do you men find all these overly sensitive girls at?
How about instead of lying.......teaching them about sex in the grown up world.......where not every person has an orgasm every time. That it has nothing to do
with them or their abilities......but about your own body and how sometimes life gets in the way of our ability to reach the big "O".
If you're not grown up enough to discuss the realities of sex.......you shouldn't be having sex!! | |
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Posted: 3/18/2011 4:33:48 PM | Ok, excuse my "ignorance", but how does a man fake it? Do you think about someone else vs. who you are with (obviously not doing it for you). Thus, orgasming? I'm not getting this one................. It's easier than you think, especially if you're wearing a condom.
That wasn't the case with me. It just took a split second to reach down and feel the condom after withdrawal---and before the guy had a chance to whisk it off and fling it under the bed. He never even knew I knew.
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Posted: 3/18/2011 8:29:20 PM | some guy on here said:
Didn't want to make the girl feel bad, so I told her I got off, and threw the condom in the toilet and flushed before she could see it.
it's not a good idea to flush your condoms down the toilet. they can catch on older sewerpipes and blow up like a balloon stopping up and clogging your pipes. same goes for tampons.
halcyon skies above said:
It just took a split second to reach down and feel the condom after withdrawal---and before the guy had a chance to whisk it off and fling it under the bed.
he flung the condom UNDER THE BED!!!!!!
i wonder if he had a nice big pile of them under there? yuck!!! | |
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Posted: 3/18/2011 11:05:57 PM |
That wasn't the case with me. It just took a split second to reach down and feel the condom after withdrawal---and before the guy had a chance to whisk it off and fling it under the bed. He never even knew I knew.
True for the most part, but I use those Trojan Ecstacy's they don't have the chamber at the end.
And A condom will only blow up to a certain point, after that they break and it's not a problem :P | |
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