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 Nstram
Joined: 1/20/2012
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Eh, i've always been of the opinion that hand jobs suck and always will for one simple reason: they are competing with me. I know exactly what i like while they will always be guessing.

I mean sure there is a level of eroticism involved, but i'd much rather be doing anything else.
 ITWYLD
Joined: 11/15/2011
Msg: 77
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Posted: 2/18/2012 3:27:43 AM
Seriously??

Any girl worth her salt, can get herself off in less than 30 seconds........


You guys can't even find the clit in that amount of time!!!!


Do you really want to have this conversation?
 -ck-
Joined: 6/30/2009
Msg: 78
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Posted: 2/18/2012 6:30:23 AM
probably because, most women would rather suck and (rhyming word) then to get a cramp in their hand jerking it for 30mins....Even though it feels great when you get that lucky one that knows exactly how to do it.

Just give yourself a stranger...make sure its good an num.
 VTECturbo
Joined: 3/11/2009
Msg: 79
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Posted: 2/18/2012 7:51:53 AM
I have never gotten a good handy. Infact many times its painful, but just like too much teeth in oral, you really dont care at the time, you're glad you're being done the favor. Many times my****has had this swollen puffyness and numbness after particularly vigorous handy's.

You would think a woman's soft dainty hand would be better at that, eh?
 rec_diver
Joined: 11/13/2011
Msg: 80
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Posted: 2/18/2012 11:01:27 AM
Just got a good one this morning so it's fresh in my mind.

- Keep the stroking fast and steady.
- Keep it wet.
- Some ball play with the nonstroking hand when it's not working along with the stroking hand is a good thing.
- Work the head but don't overdo it and realize we get sensitive in that area after orgasm.
 OutofControlMan
Joined: 12/22/2011
Msg: 81
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Posted: 2/18/2012 11:06:22 AM
Ladies, public service announcement here:

when it comes to hand-jobs, please don't bother.

It's something we can already do better ourselves! so leave us to it, most other things are much better with 'you' in the picture--, oral, vaginal, anal and more.

and remember if your hand or forearm gets cramped while doing it remember that's God's way of telling you:

"You have a mouth, use it!"

most women when giving an HJ with a bored stroking motion, sound like this: " does it feel good?, are you gonna cum yet? are you gonna cum yet? are you gonna cum yet? are you gonna cum yet? does it feel good?, are you gonna cum yet? "

30 minutes later: let me take over _"POP!"
 rec_diver
Joined: 11/13/2011
Msg: 82
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Posted: 2/18/2012 11:36:35 AM
^ I don't agree with the above post at all, and not only because I got a great handjob this morning.

I'm thinking OoC man just hasn't gotten a good one, especially if he's thinking most women do it with a bored stroking motion as if they can't wait for it to end.

Then again if it takes him 30 minutes to get off.. I can understand why she might just want it to end.

A good BJ or HJ.. I can get off in 5-10 minutes..
 OutofControlMan
Joined: 12/22/2011
Msg: 83
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Posted: 2/18/2012 11:38:11 AM
^ are you saying you would ever prefer an HJ to a BJ or intercourse?
 rec_diver
Joined: 11/13/2011
Msg: 84
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Posted: 2/18/2012 11:40:32 AM
OutofControlMan on 2/18/2012 211 PM
Subject: decent hand job
Message: ^ are you saying you would ever prefer an HJ to a BJ or intercourse?


OoCM,

I like to mix it up a bit, some intercourse here, a blowjob there, a handjob at other times, sometimes only one on any given occasion, other times mixing 2 or more together during a "session", but if I had to choose only one of the three, yes I prefer a blowjob ending with a messy facial over sexual intercourse any day of the week.

I don't have much if any occasion to jack off when in a sexual relationship but if I do, (usually during those rare times in my life when I'm single or she's not around for a few days), it's usually to a DVD or internet porn, almost always a video of a woman sucking a d-ck and getting her face pasted. I always mentally place myself in the video so it's me getting my d-ck sucked and me giving her the pasting, I try to time it along with the movie, sometimes having my astroglide sticky hand on the remote or the computer mouse which can sometimes result in technical difficulties.

I understand this is a very subjective thing and your mileage may vary.
 Nstram
Joined: 1/20/2012
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Posted: 2/18/2012 11:44:12 AM
ITWYLD were you talking to me? because a clit and MY penis are two very different things, namely i have access to all nerve ending information coming from it... which is PROBABLY why YOU can get YOUR self off so quick.

Now if you can get ANOTHER woman off in 30 seconds, bravo. But don't act like men are ignorant slobs because we can get ourselves off much faster than you can too. it's just not as much fun.
 OutofControlMan
Joined: 12/22/2011
Msg: 86
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Posted: 2/18/2012 11:57:39 AM


I like to mix it up a bit, some intercourse here, a blowjob there, a handjob at other times, sometimes only one on any given occasion, other times mixing 2 or more together during a "session", but if I had to choose only one of the three, yes I prefer a blowjob ending with a messy facial over sexual intercourse any day of the week


got you, I figure I already have a hand (2 actually) . I don't have a vagina, I don't have a mouth capable of taking my unit into it (nor would I want to).

on the rare occasion I want hand I'll do it myself, I love vaginal or oral with a woman
 grove_22
Joined: 1/30/2012
Msg: 87
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Posted: 2/18/2012 12:10:17 PM
Hand jobs serve 1 purpose for me. It is a good way to get me nice and hard before moving on to other sexual activities.
 Kohmelo
Joined: 9/20/2011
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Posted: 2/18/2012 1:05:19 PM


Any girl worth her salt, can get herself off in less than 30 seconds........
You guys can't even find the clit in that amount of time!!!!


Sounds like a challenge to me
 mike44tx
Joined: 10/28/2011
Msg: 89
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Posted: 2/19/2012 9:43:25 AM
mogrl42: LMFAO! You didn't mention the grammer of that wandering centense.
(sorry, OP, all in good clean fun)
 LathaMath
Joined: 1/30/2012
Msg: 90
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Posted: 2/19/2012 10:01:52 AM
I'd suggest getting her to start with tw0-finger jobs and work her way up so long as she doesn't run out of shaft before reaching a full hand job.

I don't think foreplay qualifies as a hand job. A job half done is not a job. She has to finish the job for it to count as a job. Who would pay for a job half done?
 Rachael74bbw
Joined: 11/2/2011
Msg: 91
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Posted: 2/19/2012 11:50:15 AM


OutofControlMan:
when it comes to hand-jobs, please don't bother.

It's something we can already do better ourselves! so leave us to it


LOL Good job we don't think like that or else you'd never get any sex at all
 want to travel
Joined: 7/29/2006
Msg: 92
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Posted: 2/19/2012 1:21:27 PM
really, it is not just hand jobs, it is everything!!
BJ's
sex in general, women have really changed, they are not very good at anything, nor do they care, except of course laying back
I blame it on the times....,and the fact that at my age all the great women are still married
the reverse could be true for the women!!
 want to travel
Joined: 7/29/2006
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Posted: 2/19/2012 1:21:35 PM
really, it is not just hand jobs, it is everything!!
BJ's
sex in general, women have really changed, they are not very good at anything, nor do they care, except of course laying back
I blame it on the times....,and the fact that at my age all the great women are still married
the reverse could be true for the women!!
 bilby886
Joined: 7/19/2007
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Posted: 2/27/2012 8:50:56 AM
ok girls this is how you do it

1, pretend you are the boston strangler - yes get worked up and nasty
2 now get a strong grip of his schlong
3 imagine that holding on to his schlong is the only thing keeping you from freefalling into a pit of hungry alligators and republicans.
4. maintain the squeeze now jerk him like there is no tomorrow

Watch Charlotte Gainsbourg in Antichrist she has such a great technique - Willem Dafoe ejaculates while unconscious
 sooperguy
Joined: 6/11/2010
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Posted: 2/27/2012 9:07:41 AM
I guess it's important to some men, but not me...I prefer to do the touching and take control. Of course I was born with "Hank" and know exactly what to do...I don't expect a woman with limited access to him to be able to do what my left hand can do. The same goes for a man touching a woman, but I have to say that talking me through it and allowing me time to practice is incredibly erotic!
 That_girl*
Joined: 9/29/2008
Msg: 96
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Posted: 2/27/2012 11:41:24 AM

ITWYLD
Any girl worth her salt, can get herself off in less than 30 seconds........


You guys can't even find the clit in that amount of time!!!!


Do you really want to have this conversation?



 boninibaby
Joined: 12/3/2011
Msg: 97
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Posted: 2/27/2012 11:47:25 AM
not sure if this already has been posted...maybe cuz women dont have penises so they dont know what a good handjob feels like.....

advice...find a woman that has a penis,bet you get a good hand job!
 rigal41
Joined: 8/24/2011
Msg: 98
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Posted: 2/27/2012 12:12:43 PM
communicating about how you like it is all it takes..we listen!
 pitufina_77
Joined: 8/13/2009
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Posted: 2/27/2012 12:35:05 PM
I'm very surprised at some of the responses here...

For me, it's part of the play. When you request a full body massage, you know what's the final part of your body to get a massage.

Never got anyone complaining about it. Furthermore, should a man tell me not to do it, it would be a huge turn off and the "relationship" would end pretty much there. Some of us know what we like...
 tomterrific460
Joined: 1/16/2012
Msg: 100
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Posted: 2/27/2012 12:40:36 PM
Probably because she is not sure what feels best for you. I once had a woman take hold of my penis and put my hand over hers. Then she asked me to move her hand with my hand, the way it felt best for me or the way I would do it myself. She learned quickly. This was actually pretty enjoyable.
I ruined the mood though. She fell asleep with my****in her hand and I used it to jerk myself off. She got angry, when she woke up and found that I had made a mess all over her hand.
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