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| | worst date u went onPage 4 of 29 (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29) | Oh Well, thought I'd stop back and share a few more! Ah yes, all these came as a result of women I met here:
The Steve story,
Again started emailing a woman on here, we seemed to hit it off. It went to the phone, pleasant exchanges, so we set a date to meet for dinner. Now she had a great smile had a nice personality, seemed I had a winner! Then it happened, the waiter came over and she asked for a refill and turned to me and said "steve do you want another one?"
I was a little confused but let it slide. Then as the evening progressed she started to say things like "steve said this" "steve said that". We went to the bar where a band was playing and she turned to me and asked "steve do you want to dance?"
So finally I had to ask, "who is steve?" The answer poured out of her mouth so easily, "oh that's my boyfriend". Ok bartender, please close out the check! Then gone!
the female dine and dash,
Another woman, same ol same, email, phone agree to meet. She selected the restaurant, not too bad a place, but she knew the menu by heart. "why don't we start with the lobster, crab and shrimp app?" "Sure" I reply, she then orders soup, fills in on bread. Now the fun starts!! The waiter shows up with the entree's, hers is wrapped.
I look strangely(but have the sinking feeling, yeah I know my fault, for a dinner date) and she explains, "oh I am sooo tired and have an early day tomorrow"(in my head the bell goes off) I say"it's a little after 7?" She say "oh I'm just going to bed early, we must do this again reall sooon!" Yeah right!!
Not to worry, I only have about 7 more, but it's others turn! | |
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Posted: 10/25/2011 3:57:27 PM | | Sorry to spoil the fun for you liberum. I'm sure that there are a few good women on here. Finding your soul mate will not be easy. A task that is equivalent to solving the unified theory in physics. Next the Nobel Prize. LOL!!!! | |
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Posted: 10/25/2011 4:11:12 PM | | Yes most likely you won't find your soul mate on here but you will find someone to have fun with while you are trying to find your soul mate. That's what i'm doing | |
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Posted: 10/25/2011 6:15:33 PM | Actually, that may be a common tread these days. Had a friend tell me a similar story, only it was a pitbull and the lady sat there for over an hour laughing about it, never once telling the dog to back off. lol. So dont feel lonesome, it happens. Maybe next time bring some treats for the horny lil guy and maybe he'll leave your leg alone.  | |
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Posted: 10/25/2011 6:17:52 PM | This is the wierdest one for me on POF.
We arranged for a meet at Tim Horton ...
She had her teenage son with her .... | |
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Posted: 10/26/2011 9:03:12 AM | Ok... worst date...
I met a lady on Match spring 2010. We did the first date. All's well. Second date was nice. Dinner, and a nice, rather long, kiss goodnight. Third date... saw a movie and back to my house for... ahem...
After a few hours of great... ahem... she asks me if I'd be able to pay her next mortgage...! What do you say to that? We were naked in bed! No says I. Anyway, we both fell asleep. Next morning the mood wasn't too good. She left before finishing her coffee, taking the $50 with her that I had in my wallet on the counter in the kitchen! (she had her car as we'd met at the movie house).
I called her and she flatly denied everything. I didn't follow it up, except for some pretty nasty comments on her Match profile! | |
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Posted: 10/26/2011 9:17:00 AM | My other worst date...
I mer her on POF. We chatted on the phone for a while. Had a few rather sexy conversations. Anyway, the date is set. But she told me she had a limp due to a car accident some years back. We met at a Pinera Bread place and she definitely had a limp! After a short while she told me the story. She had actually lost her leg! She only had the one! I felt bad, but also felt that I'd been lied to. Yes losing a leg would give a girl a limp, but tell your date before you meet him! To make it worse she had booked a hot tub suite at a local hotel, just in case the date went well. Needless to say it didn't.
Girls, honesty really is important when it comes to missing limbs! | |
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Posted: 10/26/2011 10:09:35 AM | | OyVay ...or should I call you Steve? I was wondering if the thought ever crossed your mind to tell the waiter to change that to two bills? I know I say it here and probably would never do it myself but that is just so flagrant that any behavior would seem to be appropriate. | |
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Posted: 10/26/2011 1:22:56 PM | Worst date I went on from pof was with a guy who looked nothing like his profile (as in, he used a really hot guy's pics and he was, let's just say less than hot). We met at Starbucks for coffee. When I showed up he had the audacity to then tell me that he was very "impressed" with how I look and that he was actually expecting some "fat pig" to show up because in my profile I say I am a few extra pounds and that I actually look better in real life. In my mind all I could think was "ummm wish I could say the same about you buddy." Not that I am shallow, I just think people should be honest and realistic about how they look in their profile. Anyways I just politely drank my latte and engaged in courteous conversation(mostly listening to him complain about his mother) for about 15 minutes.
Then I tried to cut the date short and said I have to go now. He kept suggesting we go to the beach for a walk or maybe window shopping in the mall and can "buy me something." I said no thanks. Seriously, this guy would NOT take no for an answer. So I got up while he was still talking and walked to my car and he followed me, then grabbed my arm and tried to pull me into his van (yes, it was a van, with tinted windows and everything, how cliche I know). This resulted in quite the physical struggle in the parking lot, him yelling that I was a "wicked b*tch" (wtf?) and a bunch of other profanities. A little old lady literally had to intervene and beat him off me with her purse and this gathered a larger crowd of people who gawked and took videos with their cell phones. Then he drove away like a maniac, squishing a garden on the sidewalk in the path of his wrath.
The experience made me not want to date ever again, but luckily no one else has ever been that close to psycho-van-driving-mother-hating-guy. I take pepper spray with me now... just in case. | |
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Posted: 11/2/2011 10:40:04 AM | | What the heck is wrong with these guys? No is no. Sheesh. Boggles the mind. Boggles the mind. Sorry to hear about your very scary date incident. | |
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Posted: 11/2/2011 1:01:42 PM | Rawr said:
Thus why I didn't even take her offer on the condoms and got my own haha. Hell I was more worried after it all about what coulda happened to me in my sleep. lol
If you weren't too into this chick and thought her body wasn't very nice etc etc etc..why in the hell did you have sex with her? Then stay the night etc etc..yada yada. That's what I don't get about men. lol | |
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Posted: 11/3/2011 3:40:07 PM | pinned against my car and 3 lovebites planted on my neck by a date of this site!! | |
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Posted: 11/8/2011 2:32:14 PM | | And the lesson is, never get into guy's car when it is just first date. Your exit would have been more perfect if you didn't have to rely on him to get you back to your car safely !!! Worst date I have been on was from this site. Guy's profile stated he was widowed. I got talking to him, texting etc then we agreed to go out. Talked about him being widowed and I said how sorry I was. He said she had died from breast cancer. Not a bad date but not the best either. Week later my mobile rings and yes you guessed it - the wife ringing from beyond !! Turns out when talking to her that she almost died from breast cancer. I do wonder if she ditched him. I hope she did | |
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Posted: 11/9/2011 6:35:31 AM | gosh i feel like i'm missing out on life. the absolute worst date i ever had was not all that terrible. it was with a fellow pilot. we went out for dinner and he proceeded to brag about his flying skills. it's pretty much all he wanted to talk about. then he explained how he was interested in me because i'm "a real pilot" (WTF) and how he had written to many other women on dating sites before who only CLAIMED to be a pilot, but he would always ASK TEST QUESTIONS about something like flying an instrument approach, and when they couldn't answer that's when he knew they were lying. come on, like women were lining up to date this blowhard and telling lame stories for their big chance??? i don't think so!... so at this point i guess i was giving him a bunch of OMG blank stares or sneering, because he suddenly took his wallet out of his pocket, threw it down on the table and said, "we're splitting the bill." the end.
i am sure i was somebody's worst date once. it was ages ago, i think i was about 26 at the time; hadn't been divorced for very long; your typical mess. met this cute guy and we seemed to hit it off immediately, blah blah blah. but after 2 days we had a disagreement about something. for the life of me i don't remember what it was about or even what i said, but it was something REALLY stupid. he got mad or weirded out and stopped talking to me. i was so mortified that i called his answering machine at least 20 times the next day to apologize. i was sure that if i apologized enough, he would be impressed by the mountains of contrite sincerity and take me back. the truth was, OH HELL NO, but he did finally leave a message when he knew i wouldn't be home to say..... "it's okay. goodbye".
oh, the shame.
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Posted: 11/9/2011 6:48:03 AM | First date from the internet....really nervous. Started drinking baily's with my morning coffee. Tequila shots throughout the day...*sigh* Didn't have anything in my stomache, too nervous to eat. He picked me up for dinner around 5 o'clock, I was feeling pretty confident by then. Went to a really cool joint and ordered a bottle of vino and a couple of appy's. I still couldn't eat a thing, too nervous and no appetite by then. A second bottle of vino....*sigh* I remember ordering B52 shots for dessert and leaving a tip and with a doggy bag. I fell out of his truck and into my door, literally!
Apologized profusely the next day when my head got straight....never heard from him again, go figure..........*sigh* | |
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Posted: 11/9/2011 7:01:37 AM | | Worst date I have ever been on hmmm one that I got super bored because there was zero connection or attraction or anything we shared in common, it was so ackward. I seriously regretted it the whole time and was felt like I was being tortured the 3hours we were out. | |
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Posted: 11/9/2011 7:36:55 AM | Mine was the Corrections officer who was freaking out because his steroid dealer hadn't come through with his supply and he was running out. That is all he could talk about through the whole dinner. Even when I tried to make small talk about other subjects. He kept checking his cell every two minutes to see if he had a message.
Yeah I left after the meal. | |
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Posted: 11/9/2011 8:09:23 AM |
First date from the internet....really nervous. Started drinking baily's with my morning coffee. Tequila shots throughout the day...*sigh* ...
I know the feeling, did the same stupid thing had a date with an old friend that I had had a crush on for years, it was "My opportunity to shine". I was nervous so I had a few drinks before she showed up, we were going to a party a company was throwing for some of the girls that had just finished a huge fashion show, lot's of important people, "for her".
Needless to say the few drinks on an empty stomach before hand, a few after we got there I was well on my way. Now, I'm usually a pretty fun drunk but this night nothing went right, I made a fool of myself and of her, spilled drinks, knocked over a table, seemed no matter what I did I somehow ended up with egg on my face, well she finally got sick of it took me home never to speak to me again.
Yup, I shown like pile of $hit on a moonless night.
If only we could have a few do overs in life...
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Posted: 11/9/2011 9:57:05 AM | OK I'm back for one more!! Let's call this not a worst date, but strange and difficult.
Introducing Joanie 9 words!
About 2 years ago, I met Joan on here. Since I had just started this online thing, I was new to the game. I became very attracted to this woman(or at least the profile) quickly. We exchanged emails, had some great phone calls(this is the part that still stumps me).
Finally we get to the date. We met outside the restaurant and everything was good. She was exactly like her photo, great smile. We went in and sat down to dinner. After drinks and dinner were ordered, I started to talk about how it was great to finally meet, how much she looked like her photo, that I thought it would be a fun night and how fantastic she looked in the dress she wore! She said "uh-huh".
I looked at her a little puzzled. But went on to explain, that this was my favorite restaurant, probably the best in the area. I wondered what kind of food she liked. Did she get out much, or was she too tired from her job. I explained I was from NYC(again) how it was quite different than Atlanta. She responded "uh-huh, chinese food".
With the exception of the phrase "no I'm having a great time" in response to my question. She used maybe 15 words in the whole 90 minutes. It's tough to get excited by 15 or 20 "uh-huh's" on a date. Not to mention when I stopped talking the silence was deafening.
Who said silence was golden? Certainly not on a first date! | |
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Posted: 11/9/2011 5:03:14 PM | i can laff about this know many years ago, i met this what i throt was a nice woman. at work she was on custermer sveraiciss and i was on produce. we ended up going out. well i took her to a resterront she spent most of the knight txting her mates, i was not that happy about it but i bit my lip, thinking well may be her mates are over happy shes out on a date.
i new she had a baby boy harf way throw the meal she started to try and feed me. god i could of dyed then and there lol.
beening im old school i would not dream of sex at the start of dating well the drive back to hers she was banging on about how shes not a slut and im not geting lucky to nite.
the bigest problem was how to get out of there with out hurting her fleeings as i would have to work near her.
luckerly i got a txt and said it was mum and there was a problem i hat to go.
she thort the date whent grate and i hat to work out ways to be bizzy when she wonted to go out till she got bord well lest my pay packed looked better for a bit lol | |
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Posted: 11/9/2011 8:43:55 PM | Met a gal from POF, chatted for a 2 or 3 weeks prior to meeting up.
We arrange to meet at a subway station. I see her waiting by the stop and walk up to her. Before she even says "Hi", she walks up to me and says (roughly) "Stephen, I'm sorry I didn't tell you sooner but I felt like I should tell you now, I'm so sorry but I have herpes."
I swear to god that happened, sounds like something from a funny movie. But when she told me that, I was frozen for like 10 seconds. I told her something like "oh wow, you're very honest, thanks for telling me, hey you know what, let's walk and talk".
So we crawled on over to the nearest pub, grab a drink, and talk a bit. About an hour in, I left with some generic parting words "good luck to your future, I'm sure you'll find someone, you're honest for telling me that etc.".
But in the back of my mind, I'm always wondering... did she REALLY have herpes, or did she pull off the greatest lie to mankind (in response to seeing me in person for the first time and not "digging" the package).
GAAAAAAH, boggles the mind. | |
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