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 RichenLosAngeles
Joined: 11/14/2010
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She - Maybe he doesn't want a thousand women to line up. That could get expensive, and most men don't have that much energy.
It could be that one baby is what he wants, and the prospect of one woman to bear that child is not farfetched at all.
 frijolera_ninja
Joined: 4/11/2011
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Posted: 1/15/2012 1:30:51 PM
I wouldnt of thought offspring ... I took it as he wanted to call the woman his baby!?
 JS912
Joined: 12/17/2011
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Posted: 1/15/2012 9:21:40 PM
Haha ninja, good one. Yeah, that age gap is way too big to be considered normal. Some girls may want to date their daddy, but not me!!
 StevefromUpland
Joined: 9/14/2010
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Posted: 1/17/2012 2:14:32 PM
Another one I see a lot is "Prove me wrong." How about no thanks and NEXT.
 john_in_bh
Joined: 12/25/2004
Msg: 230
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Posted: 1/17/2012 3:20:57 PM

A 53 year old man stated in his profile he will only date women who are 35 and younger because he wants a baby.


He would have to have A LOT of money to be able to obtain that. I am talking about the 1% here.

It's a myth that women don't care much about how old a man is, from what I have seen the vast majority accept 5 years older at most 10. Unless of course you are talking about gold diggers, of course they would go much older since young guys don't have much money.
 RichenLosAngeles
Joined: 11/14/2010
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Posted: 1/17/2012 3:32:10 PM
John, you do know that Beverly Hills is not the only city to have women, right?
There are communities maybe 20 miles south from you where you could be a god to women, if that was something you wanted to pursue.Earth
And as far as money goes, a guy can get a "decent"(not a BH 10) woman for a bag of chips, it happens every day. Maybe you can recalculate your numbers accordingly, and bring your pocket translator, you will need it. Age is not a factor here, but legal status is.


Earth to John, come in John: a bag of Doritos, Braniac. The $2.49 size is fine.
Leave the Benz at home, and take the bus instead. You will meet more prospects that way.
 john_in_bh
Joined: 12/25/2004
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Posted: 1/17/2012 3:44:00 PM
^^^^^
20 miles south? Ah yes, you are right. I will drive my Mercedes right down to South Central and I am sure the women will come flockin'! It's not the pocket translator that I would need, it's my .45 Colt 1911 semi-auto.

For a "bag of chips" you say? Well around here maybe a bag of Casino chips..worth about 5 grand.
 StevefromUpland
Joined: 9/14/2010
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Posted: 1/17/2012 3:59:19 PM
John, I always thought your 90% figure of women looking for money was a bit high, I had it figured at about 60%. More and more I meet women and think this time she is different than all the others, only to find out she is the same as all the rest. I am now agreeing with your 90% figure.

Sure you can go south and find women who are ok with a six figure guy instead of a millionaire, but why would you want to be with a woman who only sees you as a meal ticket or dollar sign?
 vibrantshe
Joined: 3/21/2011
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Posted: 1/17/2012 8:56:15 PM
John, I always thought your 90% figure of women looking for money was a bit high, I had it figured at about 60%. More and more I meet women and think this time she is different than all the others, only to find out she is the same as all the rest. I am now agreeing with your 90% figure.
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Don’t you guys ever date women who are educated with careers, who make their own money? Most of my married girlfriends make more money than their husbands.
 StevefromUpland
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Posted: 1/17/2012 9:31:07 PM

Don’t you guys ever date women who are educated with careers, who make their own money


Yes, and they are just as bad. As we've seen in other threads here, those women resent having to work hard and pay their own bills. They believe that is what men are for.
 RockDr.
Joined: 7/24/2008
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Posted: 1/18/2012 12:45:38 AM

Yes, and they are just as bad. As we've seen in other threads here, those women resent having to work hard and pay their own bills. They believe that is what men are for.

Oh c'mon Steve, just tell your date you'd like her to pay her own way. If she doesn't like that idea then she's not your kind of girl. If things go well, insist on a prenuptial agreement and decide ahead of time how finances will be set up.
I don't see how there would be a problem unless you think she's going to literally steal your money or use your credit cards. No one can force you to pay their way in life if you don't want to.
 hipychik1
Joined: 2/9/2009
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Posted: 1/18/2012 3:07:38 AM
The one that gets me is " I'm handsome" or something to that effect.

Isn't that what the picture is for? I believe we will be the judge of that.

The other thing, which has all ready been stated, is the spelling and/or grammar. Sometimes I feel like writing back to them and saying "Do you even speak English?".
 frijolera_ninja
Joined: 4/11/2011
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Posted: 1/18/2012 7:14:04 AM
Sure you can go south and find women who are ok with a six figure guy instead of a millionaire, but why would you want to be with a woman who only sees you as a meal ticket or dollar sign?


... Well slap me and call me a goldigger! I prefer men who are employed (low ball 5 figures on up), have a valid drivers license, car WITH insurance, hopefully not a felon and or on parole/probation etc. I dont know where you guys find these women that want to rob you blind!? Im as good with hiking, street tacos, nose bleed seats at a dodger game, as I am with a nice restraunt and a concert. HELLO ... its the companionship!
 RichenLosAngeles
Joined: 11/14/2010
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Posted: 1/18/2012 9:21:20 AM
I was OK with the low 5 figures, but a Dodger game? No way !!
Isn't that where they put all the felons?
 frijolera_ninja
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Posted: 1/18/2012 1:01:22 PM
Nope theyre at the raider game...
 psytle
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Posted: 1/18/2012 1:22:46 PM

I was OK with the low 5 figures, but a Dodger game? No way !!
Isn't that where they put all the felons?



Nope theyre at the raider game...


Wrong and wrong. The felons are the ones they release whenever the Lakers win the championship. Raiders and Dodgers fans ain't got nothin' on the riots that Lakers fans incite.

Personally, I blame Europe and their fanaticism for football. You never saw this crap happen until the Europeans started doing it. :P
 frijolera_ninja
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Posted: 1/18/2012 2:10:37 PM
I stand corrected ty psytle for clearing all that up ... at least I still have the Kings!
 matchlight
Joined: 1/31/2009
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Posted: 1/18/2012 4:08:26 PM
... its the companionship!


Yes--the companionship for a week in Paris in April, the companionship for a night at the opera, the companionship for a ballet at the Music Center, the companionship for a summer stay at the Ahwanee, the companionship for touring New England in the fall, the companionship for a long weekend in San Francisco with a room at the Fairmont and drinks at the Top of the Mark . . .
 RockDr.
Joined: 7/24/2008
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Posted: 1/18/2012 5:22:32 PM

Yes--the companionship for a week in Paris in April, the companionship for a night at the opera, the companionship for a ballet at the Music Center, the companionship for a summer stay at the Ahwanee, the companionship for touring New England in the fall, the companionship for a long weekend in San Francisco with a room at the Fairmont and drinks at the Top of the Mark . . .

Holy Cow! Where do I sign up!
 frijolera_ninja
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Posted: 1/18/2012 5:26:03 PM
Dang no wonder you guys complain about the costs of dates! I worry about meeting someone for tea a quicky half hour meet n greet then matchlight comes a long with weeklong dates! Im such an amatuer!
 psytle
Joined: 3/7/2011
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Posted: 1/18/2012 5:51:19 PM
Have I already mentioned "open book" is a profile phrase that makes me cringe yet?


Yes--the companionship for a week in Paris in April, the companionship for a night at the opera, the companionship for a ballet at the Music Center, the companionship for a summer stay at the Ahwanee, the companionship for touring New England in the fall, the companionship for a long weekend in San Francisco with a room at the Fairmont and drinks at the Top of the Mark . . .




Holy Cow! Where do I sign up!



Dang no wonder you guys complain about the costs of dates! I worry about meeting someone for tea a quicky half hour meet n greet then matchlight comes a long with weeklong dates! Im such an amatuer!


Geez, you guys. You two have to learn how to interpret dudespeak.

matchlight was obviously referring to the cities of Paris and New England in CALIFORNIA.

Kidding, of course. ;P
 the new aesthetic
Joined: 3/22/2008
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Posted: 1/18/2012 10:28:52 PM
How about this little gem:

"Can you keep up with me?"

Why, yes, I've sent you an email that you have responded to yet. I think it's the other way around.
 NiceguyinLa
Joined: 5/15/2010
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Posted: 1/18/2012 11:01:52 PM
Was browsing one profile today, and all it was WTF?! Lmao, no description of themselves, nothing of what they are looking for, just WTF?!
 Ailliss
Joined: 3/16/2010
Msg: 249
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Posted: 1/19/2012 1:43:53 AM
“I’m handsome.” He never is. Isn’t that what your photo is for?

“I love to laugh.” Who doesn’t?

“I’m a nice guy.”

“I love affection.”

“Must love sex.”

“My kids, family are my life.” Then you don’t need me.

“I’m working on losing a few pounds.” I’ll never fall for that one again.


Yes--the companionship for a week in Paris in April, the companionship for a night at the opera, the companionship for a ballet at the Music Center, the companionship for a summer stay at the Ahwanee, the companionship for touring New England in the fall, the companionship for a long weekend in San Francisco with a room at the Fairmont and drinks at the Top of the Mark . . .Matchlight


Why reveal our plans?
 Sirn
Joined: 10/28/2011
Msg: 250
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Posted: 1/19/2012 2:48:42 AM
There are a million of these for me, don't get me started.
Most commonly though; if I see one more:
-Redneck romeo
-Bawwww where are all the good guy
-Unoriginal fish related headline
-Live, laugh, love
I may have an aneurysm.
And really, is it so hard to spell properly? We have spell-checks built in for gods' sake.
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