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I love pig clits.
I realise it's a typo, but....
I find it odd that its never been brought to a medico's attention during pregnancies, pap smears and other looksee's. But it sure makes a great headline. | |
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Posted: 2/6/2012 2:23:30 AM | | OH BAD NEWS .... or maybe GOOD NEWS ... There is only one guy in the human race for you .... ME. | |
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Posted: 2/6/2012 4:30:14 AM | This can't be serious surely??
I have just stepped out of the shower and had a bit of a lookie down there and it would need to be seriously huge to stick to your thigh......and covered in velcro perhaps!
But I suppose stranger things have happened, so if it is real and it bothers you go get it checked out. Doctors see this stuff all the time and im sure won't bat an eyelid.
Also from my experience, most men are just so happy to be visiting down there they probably wont really care. | |
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Posted: 2/6/2012 5:02:58 AM | it would need to be seriously huge to stick to your thigh......and covered in velcro perhaps!
My thought too.No offense OP,but the visual I have is that of a small penis.
Some guys may be into that though.
most men are just so happy to be visiting down there they probably wont really care.
But...for those who might,why not give them some fair warning beforehand,that way you can save yourself some embarrassment and them when they see it and lose thier hard on.
Has it always been large or did something "happen" to it?
Everytime I see a "large clit" it sort of freaks me out.
I can understand having long meat curtains and considering having them snipped into a more comfortable length,but a micro-penis that sticks to my leg?
How does it make you feel having it?
And how would you feel "unwrapping" a penis that you had never seen before that left you wondering what had happened to it?
I feel for you,but I also feel for the guy you sprung it on without at least informing him that you were a 'lil different.
I love pig clits.
I realise it's a typo, but....
OMG! That is classic!
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Posted: 2/6/2012 5:48:27 AM | And here's me thinking that the world thrived on the fact that we are not all the same! Is it me or are the more tolerant and sensible replies all coming from the European side of the Atlantic? Why do our stateside friends always seem to jump on the "OMG freak" bandwagon?
Us males are well known for coming in all shapes and sizes. Why can't females be the same and not be abnormal? You may have guessed by now that this would be no problem at all for me, just a part of the whole person that I was fortunate enough to share these things with.
Sadly, I can understand now why the OP may now be very worried as a result of the comments made about doctors and surgeons! It may well be an embarassing situation to confront a GP with this so why not try the female practice nurse first if only to put your mind at rest which is the most important. After that anyone who has a problem with that part of you does not deserve your attention. Move on to someone genuine enough to appreciate you as you are.
I'll conclude on a rather shallower note in commenting what an attractive woman you are though and say that all my christmas's would have come at once were I to find myself as guest down there! | |
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Posted: 2/6/2012 5:58:41 AM |
I can understand having long meat curtains and considering having them snipped into a more comfortable length,but a micro-penis that sticks to my leg?
Omg..........
I love pig clits.
I realise it's a typo, but....
*I* didnt think it was a typo? | |
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Posted: 2/6/2012 6:04:54 AM | I'm sorry, but...are you serious? That's not a clitoris, it's a micro-penis.
If your clit was indeed stuck to your leg, unless it's completely numb, you should be cumming after every couple steps you take. | |
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Posted: 2/6/2012 6:32:55 AM | My troll meter is maxing out, too.
I almost believe the clit story, but I have a hard time believing that some guy got down there, saw it and ran screaming out of the room crying "FREAK!!!!" unless he was gay and very mentally disturbed. | |
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Posted: 2/6/2012 6:39:00 AM | This may sound funny but its a problem that is getting me right down.
I have a chunky clitorious (sp?) it hangs right outside my labia and when I get sweaty after a run or a spot of aerobics, it actually sticks to my inner thigh.
I went to bed with an old friend the other night and he was really turned on until he pulled my knickers down and saw my clit stuck to my thigh. He then lost his erection and got up and called me a freek.
Please tell me this isn't going to happen everytime I go to bed with a guy.
Any other women have this problem? or men have you ever been with a woman with a very large clitorious?
For a 41 year old woman who's had this "problem" presumably all of her adult life, it's astonishing that she can't even spell the word Clitoris correctly!
If any of this is actually true then the OP really does have a glorious clitorious!
My ex was ok with it, but he was partially sighted and his only access to it was by feel.
Sorry, don't want to be cruel but, why am I pissing myself laughing at this???!!
I think the "ex" started this thread. | |
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Posted: 2/6/2012 7:04:43 AM | I believe she thinks she has a 'large clit that could stick to her leg',but she may have an problem with determining the difference between her clit and her labia.
Clits don't stick to legs.Sorry. | |
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Posted: 2/6/2012 7:24:41 AM | When you drop your panties, does the Arby's jingle play?
vvvhahahahaha, unfortunately, there's no eating fresh here.
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Posted: 2/6/2012 7:43:39 AM | Geez, now the Subway Februany "Five dollar footlong" jingle is playing loudly in my head. thanks!!!!  | |
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Posted: 2/6/2012 8:30:58 AM | Yes you are a freak.......
for thinking anyone would take this seriously......
Ok, I guess I am among the dopes who fell for it, till I read some of what you guys pointed out. I try to err on the side of being nice. LOL....what can I say...:::THUD:::color me stoopid.  | |
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Posted: 2/6/2012 10:52:57 AM | | You aren't a freak by any means. Every penis is different why is it such a stretch for some people to accept that not every vajayjay is going to come in a nice neat little package? Larger clits are easier to work with in my opinion and I definitely wouldn't kick a woman I was seeing out of bed if she had one. Shame you had a bad experience just know that not all people are as close-minded as he was. I don't really see where it could be sticking to your leg but I guess anything is possible. | |
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Posted: 2/6/2012 11:16:59 AM | wow! you are a brave girl for posting this on an open forum...
I would never...But of course I don't have either! lol | |
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Posted: 2/6/2012 11:43:01 AM | Aye chihuahua ... is there nothing that's too personal to throw out for the entire world to discuss??
I'd think this is a problem best discussed with your doctor, OP.
All you're doing here is revvin' up the pervs. | |
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Posted: 2/6/2012 12:07:09 PM |
All you're doing here is revvin' up the pervs.
I thought that's what this entire forums was for.
***perv slinking back into her cave to lick her "wounds"*** | |
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Posted: 2/6/2012 1:19:46 PM | All you're doing here is revvin' up the pervs.
I thought that's what this entire forums was for. ***perv slinking back into her cave to lick her "wounds"***
Very amusing. Non-pervs shall be extradited into D&LA forum.
Oh an just to clarify smaller size actually means concentrated nerve ending and increased sensitivity. | |
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Posted: 2/6/2012 2:53:46 PM |
All you're doing here is revvin' up the pervs
I resemble that remark..... | |
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Posted: 2/6/2012 3:27:04 PM | This isn't a serious thread, labia can stick to a thigh but the clitoris in high and center and there is no way.
Assuming it is the outer labia, you have something some men like very much, so just keep trying til you find the right one who does... it's very special :-) | |
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Posted: 2/6/2012 3:42:33 PM | anyone remember Vanessa DelRio from the 70's/80's porns......
She was notorious for the size of her clit....and it did resemble a micro penis!!
But even hers wouldn't reach her leg
and to the person that thinks the OP is confusing her clit with her labia......
give me a friggen break..........no one is that damn stupid, and if they are, they sure as hell shouldn't be having sex and possibly reproducing! | |
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