| | BEST PICK UP LINE EVER! lol..Page 2 of 7 (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7) | I like to position myself with my back to the girl, then turn around surprised and say "WhoHOAH - you're beautiful! Whats going on in your universe tonight?"
actual pickup lines:
- You look like you fell from heaven...and hit your face on the pavement. haha! I'm kidding. DON'T MACE ME!!!
- What are you doing for sex tonight?
- If you were a phazer, you'd be set on "stunning" | |
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Posted: 6/14/2012 7:03:22 PM | How about....
Man. "fancy coming back to my place for a pizza and a blow job"
Woman "no"
Man "why, don't you like pizza or something"
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Posted: 6/14/2012 7:31:57 PM | | "Hi. It's been a long time since seeing you. I still miss the way you scream my name.... we must do that again" | |
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Posted: 6/14/2012 7:39:14 PM | | "I invented this new vibrator. I'm wondering if the old addage, 'If you build it, they will come', is true... can you help me out with this?" | |
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Posted: 6/16/2012 8:29:40 AM | | Let me hit it I'll be in and out 5 seconds you won't feel a thing! It has actually worked once he realized the sarcasm | |
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Posted: 6/16/2012 10:20:21 PM |
Got a message from a REAL gentleman..
"I know a lot of guys on here probably message you to try to get in your pants, I want to tell you that I'm not going to try to do that. I want to get you out of those pants ;)"
So classy lol.
I got a few
If I had 11 roses, I would give them to you. She answers why? You say...because you make the dozen.
I'll drink your bath water.
Did it hurt, when you fell from heaven?
I lost my virginity can i have yours?
If beauty was time, you would be eternity. | |
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Posted: 6/17/2012 3:35:48 AM | A "What's your favorite Lou Bega song"?
B "Who's Lou Bega?"
A "He's the guy who sang mambo number five"
B " well that one then"
A " Mine too! we have so much in common! " | |
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MiaLs
| | Joined: 6/19/2012
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Posted: 6/23/2012 5:05:56 PM | I work with watches. I had a guy say, "Can you set the alarm for when you get off work."
Lol It didn't work, but was a good one. | |
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Posted: 6/24/2012 10:59:38 PM | | My my girl, I wish we could make babies now, so I have enough time to pay you child support in the future... | |
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Posted: 6/25/2012 8:17:25 PM | | You ask a girl....hey goodlooking, wanna fool around?......when she says no you just ask her if she will hold still while you do | |
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Posted: 6/29/2012 2:35:18 AM | Is your last name Gillette because you're the best a man can get!
Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle!
If kisses were snowflakes I'd send you a blizzard.
You see my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute?
Are you Pentacostal? 'Cause I'd love to speak in tongues with you!
I can make you millions! Millions of babies!
Hope you like those. = ^ ) | |
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Posted: 7/2/2012 10:43:45 PM | Ok this pick up line is extremely messed up but I find it funny. It has to be set up at the right moment..
Scene : New guy watches girl trying to talk to another dude, but she gets turned down by the other guy.
New guy: Hey sexy lady I just saw you got turned down by that guy.
Chick : Yeah ...
New Guy: Maybe you should lower your standards.. Just like I did ;-) | |
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Posted: 7/3/2012 8:40:42 AM | I have tried, with varying levels of success;
"Hi, I have a nine inch tougue and can breathe through my ears. What are you doing tonight?" | |
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Posted: 7/4/2012 12:55:28 PM | Girl: You just want to get into my knickers!
Guy: No, I don't want to just get into your knickers, I also want to get into your head... | |
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