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 Internetainment

Joined: 6/26/2005
Msg: 26
Morning SEX yes? no?
Posted: 7/28/2005 10:22:37 AM
i dont get the code.....
 MissBlissxoxo

Joined: 4/27/2005
Msg: 27
Morning SEX yes? no?
Posted: 7/28/2005 10:24:59 AM
dooood!

If the chick arrives with a "LONG JOHN" its cause she just had the "long john" before cumming in!

that is THE CODE!

long john = morning sex
 Cheeta

Joined: 5/4/2005
Msg: 28
Morning SEX yes? no?
Posted: 7/28/2005 10:25:46 AM
you mean there are people out there who would actually say NO to this?? ....(sits in stunned and shocked silence at that thought)...shakes head...there is just something so special about the morning (my favorite time of day) especially if you have an awesome partner ;-)
 mak423

Joined: 7/10/2005
Msg: 29
Morning SEX yes? no?
Posted: 7/28/2005 10:26:38 AM
would anyone in this crowd turn down sex at any time of the day?
 _chelle_

Joined: 3/15/2004
Msg: 30
Morning SEX yes? no?
Posted: 7/28/2005 10:26:49 AM
funny thing is that i did not suggest the long john for the code and my boss was a married man,. very funny days when his uptight boss came in for surprize inspections and he showes up late with a long john for me




* edit* sticking a long john in a warm substance makes the cream filling more delicious
 Internetainment

Joined: 6/26/2005
Msg: 31
Morning SEX yes? no?
Posted: 7/28/2005 10:27:05 AM
no missbliss
i got that
but what about the coffee?
 MissBlissxoxo

Joined: 4/27/2005
Msg: 32
Morning SEX yes? no?
Posted: 7/28/2005 10:28:53 AM
oh ... DOH!

I'm stumped... hm....

well..all I can think of is you have to have a chaser after swallowing the 'Long John' or the cream just comes right back on ya.

 RedHotSlurpee

Joined: 5/30/2005
Msg: 33
Morning SEX yes? no?
Posted: 7/28/2005 10:33:53 AM
I will never look at a donut the same way..
 Cheeta

Joined: 5/4/2005
Msg: 34
Morning SEX yes? no?
Posted: 7/28/2005 10:35:34 AM
at least not without a chaser...
 DevilishAngel79

Joined: 5/8/2005
Msg: 35
Morning SEX yes? no?
Posted: 7/28/2005 10:36:30 AM
I never used to be a morning sex person. I honestly cannnot stand bad breath, eww.

But then someone rocked my world one morning, and I have never looked back.

The best, and I think someone already said it. Is when you go all night, sleep a bit, wake up craving more before work and do the deed and go into work with a smile on your face :)
 Internetainment

Joined: 6/26/2005
Msg: 36
Morning SEX yes? no?
Posted: 7/28/2005 10:37:05 AM
keep mints by the bed?
 DevilishAngel79

Joined: 5/8/2005
Msg: 37
Morning SEX yes? no?
Posted: 7/28/2005 10:38:10 AM
Well like I said INTERN, I am all game for it now :)
 Cheeta

Joined: 5/4/2005
Msg: 38
Morning SEX yes? no?
Posted: 7/28/2005 10:38:26 AM
always more than one way to skin a cat.....meow
 MissBlissxoxo

Joined: 4/27/2005
Msg: 39
Morning SEX yes? no?
Posted: 7/28/2005 10:39:19 AM
don't forget the top-up nooner at lunch time!!
 Internetainment

Joined: 6/26/2005
Msg: 40
Morning SEX yes? no?
Posted: 7/28/2005 10:40:08 AM
or the mid morning
or mid afternoon
or before dinner
or after dinner
 Cheeta

Joined: 5/4/2005
Msg: 41
Morning SEX yes? no?
Posted: 7/28/2005 10:40:17 AM
and then the afternoon snack at 3ish...;-)
 RedHotSlurpee

Joined: 5/30/2005
Msg: 42
Morning SEX yes? no?
Posted: 7/28/2005 10:41:37 AM
Thas alot of donut
 Cheeta

Joined: 5/4/2005
Msg: 43
Morning SEX yes? no?
Posted: 7/28/2005 10:42:46 AM
and a lot of chasers....
 MissBlissxoxo

Joined: 4/27/2005
Msg: 44
Morning SEX yes? no?
Posted: 7/28/2005 10:42:59 AM
" ok honey, I'm bringing the car, going to park downstairs at your work in stall number 69, meet me there at 3:15 "

if this car's a rockin don't come a knockin !!
 Vertigojunkie

Joined: 7/5/2005
Msg: 45
Morning SEX yes? no?
Posted: 7/28/2005 10:48:24 AM
hmm...well, sex is like cold pizza. even when it's bad, its still pretty good.


Morning sex..yeah...I'll have that.
 nrk

Joined: 3/31/2005
Msg: 46
Morning SEX yes? no?
Posted: 7/28/2005 11:12:29 AM
uh huh, oh yeah....especially Sunday mornings....something about Sunday mornings....I SO love not being religious!
 Comedien

Joined: 7/11/2005
Msg: 47
Morning SEX yes? no?
Posted: 7/28/2005 11:15:01 AM
YES
 hotrod77

Joined: 5/21/2005
Msg: 48
Morning SEX yes? no?
Posted: 7/28/2005 11:32:15 AM
Yes
 Internetainment

Joined: 6/26/2005
Msg: 49
Morning SEX yes? no?
Posted: 7/28/2005 11:33:51 AM
OH GOD YESSSSS

EDIT: sorry, but my old g/f used to say that.....when she was praying i mean
 Bassist35

Joined: 12/27/2004
Msg: 50
Morning SEX yes? no?
Posted: 7/28/2005 1:43:21 PM
24/7
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