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lol, harlequin/romance books it's all in the same trash bin if you ask me. I double dare you to make a 102 reasons to not be single. When you have time. Grrrrrr I can't walk away from a dare....never could. I present to you colt, a very quickly made list of 104 Reasons to not be single (that aren't copied and pasted): 1. When you ask, “Does this outfit make me look fat?” you can see the truth in their eyes, even if their mouth is lying. 2. When you dance horribly in public, they’ll still care about you no matter how much you humiliate them. 3. You’re always assured at least one birthday present. 4. When your feet get cold at night, you have a human heater in bed with you. 5. Kissing, kissing, kissing 6. If your partner buys something yummy to eat, they’ll share it with you. 7. When you do have to move, you’ve got someone else to help you lift the heavy stuff. 8. You never have to ask for permission to orgasm. 9. You don’t have to cook every meal. 10. You don’t have to wash every dish. 11. You have someone to buy your favorite beer for you on game day. 12. You’ve got someone to pick you up from the airport. 13. When you’re too tired to drive, someone else can take the wheel. 14. Showering together 15. Sex in the shower 16. Two incomes more often leads to a higher level of lending when it comes to seeking credit. 17. Seeing your partner smile just because you walked in the room. 18. Slow dancing at night with the lights dimmed. 19. Confiding in one another. 20. You have a sounding board for your ideas. 21. Having someone that will hold your hair or bring you a cool washcloth for your forehead when you’re sick. 22. Back rubs. 23. Having a conversation only with your eyes from across the room. 24. Not having to use porn, unless you really want to. 25. Having someone that will pick you and all of your drunk friends up from the bar on “guys/ladies night out”. 26. You don’t have to be the only one that goes grocery shopping. 27. Having someone that will buy your favorites at the grocery store. 28. Having someone to call when your car breaks down. 29. Getting to look at hilarious baby pictures and it being 100% ok for you to mock them. 30. Having someone to help you shovel the snow. 31. Hot, animalistic sex. Regularly. 32. Being able to laugh at your inside jokes. 33. Having someone to tell all of your secrets to. 34. Having someone that knows how you take your coffee and how you take your eggs. 35. Having someone that forgives your gas and likely even laughs about it. 36. Having someone that thinks you’re beautiful/handsome and they let you know it. 37. Foot rubs. 38. Having someone to go to the doctor with you when you know bad news is coming. 39. Having someone in your corner, even if they think you’re wrong. 40. You get even more presents for holidays because of their family. 41. Having someone that will listen to the music just as loud as you do. 42. Oral sex. Regularly. 43. Having someone that knows all of your stories and they don’t mind hearing them a few hundred times. 44. Singing in the car together. 45. Having someone that will support your dreams and help you to achieve them. 46. Loving someone more than you love yourself. 47. Lazy Sundays and snuggling on the couch, watching movies. 48. You’ve got someone to watch the kids while you take a nap. 49. Getting to know their friends and growing to care about their friends. 50. Having someone to bail you out of jail. 51. Finally having someone that is as annoyed by your parents as you are. 52. Learning to communicate so that you don’t have to walk away…..forever. 53. Having someone accept you and love you as you are. 54. Investing in someone else’s happiness makes you feel even more fulfilled. 55. You don’t have to fish for compliments because your partner compliments you and you, them. 56. Slow, sensual love making. Regularly. 57. You have someone that will lay out under the stars with you. 58. Having someone that will buy you tickets to see your favorite band. 59. You can leave the bathroom door open when you shower. 60. Having someone bring you and your friends beer and chips on poker night. 61. Having someone that will let you waste a weekend on a project. 62. Having someone that will help you with your project. 63. Having someone to hand you the wrench when you need it. 64. If someone breaks into your house, they have twice as many people to deal with before robbing you blind and leaving you for dead. 65. When you don’t want to go to some social “work thing”, you can lie and say your partner is ill and you simply must stay home and take care of them. 66. You’re less likely to have leftovers; which means there are less dishes to do. 67. Making fun of one another and having a blast while doing so. 68. Having someone to go to sporting events with and knowing that they’ll cuss the refs just as much as you. 69. Naked massages. 70. Having someone to lean on when you lose a loved one. 71. Having your breath catch in your throat because you never thought you could care this much. 72. Rainy days in bed. 73. If you’re injured on a hike in the woods, you have someone to go for help. Assuming the wolves don’t get ‘em first. 74. Having them help you get ready for your big Super Bowl party. 75. Friends stop setting you up on blind dates. 76. Waking your partner up in the middle of the night for some nooky. 77. And while we’re on that…..morning sex. 78. Having someone that will actually bring you breakfast in bed, even if it is only once a year. 79. Holding hands. 80. You have a built in hot tub buddy for vacations. 81. Having someone around that can always make you laugh. 82. Having someone that will pick up a book from the library for you. 83. Having someone to cheer you on, even when you fail. Especially when you fail. 84. The cute coworker is just that….cute. The passion you have at home sets your soul on fire. 85. Having someone crazy enough to go get pizza with you at 3am. 86. Paying attention to that sensitive part of their neck and feeling their breath catch. 87. Getting them that perfect gift that they’ve been wanting forever. 88. Having someone that loves the way you taste. 89. They stash awesome notes for you in the most random places. 90. You can use the carpool lane. 91. Never having to ride alone on a rollercoaster. 92. Having someone that will kiss you and cover you with a blanket when you fall asleep watching tv. And they don’t nag you the next morning for sleeping on the couch. 93. You always have someone to help you paint the house. 94. Having someone to help you find your keys when you lose them. 95. Love. Being loved. Giving love. It can be bliss. 96. Having someone that will help you remember your mother’s birthday. 97. If they’re a computer geek, you never have to pay to get your laptop fixed. 98. Having someone that has resigned themselves to the toilet seat always being left up and no longer caring enough to nag you about it. 99. Having someone that loves the way you smell. 100. Having someone to be silly with. 101. That feeling that comes over you the first time you realize you’ve fallen in love with them. 102. Having someone that understands that sometimes you want to go out with your friends. 103. Having late night conversations in bed. 104. Having someone appreciate all the small little details that make you like no one else on this planet. p.s. I realize a lot of this isn't funny. I apologize for putting unfunny in a funny place.