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| It sounds dirty but it's not
Posted: 10/22/2008 8:33:11 PM | Theres a character in a book my 8y/o had , and his name is Di*k ....wtf ...its a kids book  | |
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| It sounds dirty but it's not
Posted: 10/22/2008 8:44:09 PM | Today I pulled my wire
humped some studs
and even put my caulk in a few cracks
And all that before "coffee".......... | |
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| It sounds dirty but it's not
Posted: 10/22/2008 8:59:42 PM | | Theres Jane loves ****the 2 irish queers William fits Gerald ,Gerald fits william,then theres the surgical answer to a lesbians prayer strap a dyck to me,this 200 character minimum really sucks. | |
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| It sounds dirty but it's not
Posted: 10/22/2008 9:21:54 PM | | Lingus 69 sounds fairly "dirty". Like some kind of tantric sex, pretzel-like sexual position predisposed to female pleasure....... | |
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| It sounds dirty but it's not
Posted: 10/22/2008 9:43:07 PM | ^^^Smarty! You are the first and only one......LOL!
I wanted to pick the most boring name I could think of to fly under the radar, but ......what a co-inky-dink..... | |
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| It sounds dirty but it's not
Posted: 10/23/2008 4:48:39 PM | | I have a labret piercing - I think it sounds kind of dirty - like a genital piercing! | |
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| It sounds dirty but it's not
Posted: 12/23/2008 8:37:13 AM | Where I work we sell a tool called the Caulkmaster
Let your mind run with that one
of course it allows for caulk to be pumped faster
it takes a lot of caulk to fill the caulkmaster | |
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Joined: 6/5/2008
Msg: 112 | |
| It sounds dirty but it's not
Posted: 12/23/2008 11:26:35 AM |
Caulkmaster
So many words can sound dirty, if you let them.
There is a circular, multi-bladed device on water craft, often called a propeller, or a wheel, but sometimes called a screw.
A guy had the nerve to ask for money, after he laid my carpet.
It was a good time to open the bottle of GooGone. | |
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| It sounds dirty but it's not
Posted: 12/23/2008 1:46:00 PM | In the Insurance industry, there is something called a "Penal Bond".
Apparently it has to do with performance.... | |
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| It sounds dirty but it's not
Posted: 12/23/2008 3:09:48 PM | Description of a foreign lubricant product for heavy duty mechanics
With xxxx spary you never strip screw…
…you have sore anal experience…
…the bolt is stuck…
… the nut is locked tight and screw does want turn ….
…. when the wench is tight on the nut it will strip when turning….
….use xxxxspray on nut and screw to lubricate…
… wait 5 minutes, then put one wench on nut and one wench on bolt…
…use hammer technique on bolt with wench
…turn one wench on bolt and hold other wench tight on nut
…if no turn use more xxxspray to lubricate to penetrate screw on bolt by more hammer technique on bolt….
… if bolt not reachable hammer nut gentle
…repeat as often as needed….
…. wench with large handle it best to use make you strong to turn screw…
Guarantee
Guarantee is limited, you strip screw send us pictures and screw we refund you only for lubricant. We not responsible if you lose nuts and bolts or break wench…. | |
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| It sounds dirty but it's not
Posted: 12/23/2008 11:56:50 PM | a little newfoundland road trip.
driving in DILDO, past HEARTS CONTENT and COME BY CHANCE.
all the captilised are place names.
lol i love beig a newfie. | |
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Joined: 6/4/2008
Msg: 116 | |
| It sounds dirty but it's not
Posted: 12/24/2008 12:13:12 PM | Only at Christmas 
1) I prefer breasts to legs.
2) Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3) Smother the butter all over the breasts.
4) If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!
5) I've never seen a better spread!
6) I fancy a little dark meat for a change.
7) Are you ready for seconds yet?
8) It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9) Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10) Don't play with your meat!
11) Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.
12) Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13) I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!
14) You still have a little bit on your chin.
15) How long will it take after you put it in?
16) You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17) Just pull the end and wait for the bang.
18) That's the biggest bird I've ever had!
19) I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning.
20) Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more
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Joined: 6/4/2008
Msg: 118 | |
| It sounds dirty but it's not
Posted: 12/24/2008 1:15:37 PM | ^^^ Not until you take down that ridiculous picture.
OT
One day a girl friend of mine and her 9 year old son were driving along in her van. Her son turned to her and said, " You should try this, Mum ... you just put it in your mouth and suck on it. You just keep sucking on it, and eventually it'll squirt liquid into your mouth."
He was talking about Trident Splash gum.  | |
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| It sounds dirty but it's not
Posted: 12/30/2008 6:51:52 PM | Hmmm will have to think long and hard about this one!
vvvvvv none of them..he he he | |
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| It sounds dirty but it's not
Posted: 12/30/2008 7:04:17 PM | 3 pretty gals sitting on a bench in the park
having a big ice cream cone
one carefully nibbles on it
the other licks it passionately
the third engulfs it in her mouth
which gal is the married one?
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| It sounds dirty but it's not
Posted: 12/30/2008 11:28:00 PM | | Someone overheard me talking about beating my cock and called the SPCA, now I am up for rooster abuse charges. | |
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| It sounds dirty but it's not
Posted: 12/31/2008 6:34:52 AM | My friend had a child out of wedlock, named him Dalone....then she married a man, last name Ranger...true story.
I'm actually related to a Mike Hunt, poor kid is 15 now, parents think that calling him Michael or Mikey will mask the obvious.
Here in Port Alberni, and you can look it up if you want - there are two sisters, one is gone now I believe.....their names Ada and Nina Clock......
What were people thinking..... | |
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| It sounds dirty but it's not
Posted: 1/2/2009 4:19:36 PM | >> Did you get any under the tree?
>>I think your balls are hanging too low.
>>Check out Rudolph's Honker!
>>Lift up the skirt so I can clean underneath.
>>Did you get a piece of the fruitcake?
>>I love licking the end till it's real sharp and pointy.
>>From here, you can't tell if they're artifical or real.
>>Can I interest you in some dark meat.
>> To get it to stand up straight, try propping it against the wall.
>> Blue balls | |
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