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| Your mama is SO fat.....
Posted: 8/5/2005 1:10:20 AM | man i haven't played the dozens in years... lets see if we can go old school...
yo mama is so fat, she got baptised at sea world
yo mam is so fat when she went to sea world, all the lil kids was lining up to take a pic with shamu
yo mama is so fat she wore a malcolm x t-shir and a helicopter tried to land on her (real old)
yo mama is so fat she wore yellow shirt and 2 tourists tried to climb in... Yo Taxi!!
yo mama is so fat her senior pics were aerial views
yo mama is so fat she got more chins than a hong kong phone book
yo mama is so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
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Joined: 7/31/2005
Msg: 29 | |
| Your mama is SO fat.....
Posted: 8/5/2005 4:49:34 PM | This one's dirty. (I think it came off the movie "The Last Boyscout"):
Your Mamma's so fat, just to get my pecker in I had to slap her on her thigh and ride the wave in.
...I warned you! | |
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| Your mama is SO fat.....
Posted: 8/5/2005 9:25:53 PM | | I once had a teacher so fat, everytime she turned around she erased the blackboard | |
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| Your mama is SO fat.....
Posted: 8/6/2005 6:39:41 PM | | your mama is so fat, when I ****ed her, I had to roll her in flour and go for the wet spot! | |
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dig1
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Joined: 5/29/2005
Msg: 32 | |
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| Your mama is SO fat.....
Posted: 8/9/2005 10:24:29 PM | | Your momma so fat, that when your daddy had sex with her, he was repoted missing for days. | |
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| Your mama is SO fat.....
Posted: 8/9/2005 11:35:11 PM | | she jumped off a cliff and whales swam all around her and started singing: "We are family! Even though you're fatter than me!" | |
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j-roc
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Joined: 5/24/2005
Msg: 35 | |
| Your mama is SO fat.....
Posted: 8/9/2005 11:54:09 PM | This isn't a mama is so fat joke but.....
If you rearrange the letters in "mother inlaw" you get "woman hitler". | |
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| Your mama is SO fat.....
Posted: 8/10/2005 11:26:48 AM | Your momma is so fat... When she stepped on a scale it said one at a time please.
Your momma is so fat... Whe she gets dressed, the seams in her clothes start screaming. | |
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| Your mama is SO fat.....
Posted: 8/11/2005 11:31:26 AM | | I like:your mama is so stupid.She stops at the traffic lights and starts dancing because she thinks she is at a disco. | |
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| Your mama is SO fat.....
Posted: 8/11/2005 11:45:44 PM | Yo Mama so fat they had to use the cargo net to get
her onboard the cruise ship. | |
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dig1
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Joined: 5/29/2005
Msg: 39 | |
| Your mama is SO fat.....
Posted: 8/12/2005 10:22:25 AM | | y m I s f that you have to flip through the rolls until you smell sh!t then flip back one hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha | |
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| Your mama is SO fat.....
Posted: 8/12/2005 10:40:15 AM | | yo momma is so fat when she plays hopscotch she all like "ohio......indiana....... michigan....." | |
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dig1
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Joined: 5/29/2005
Msg: 42 | |
| Your mama is SO fat.....
Posted: 8/12/2005 10:47:28 AM | | your mamma is so fat that milton bradley made a board game in her image they called it hungry hungry hippo | |
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| Your mama is SO fat.....
Posted: 8/12/2005 7:32:44 PM | Not a so fat joke...
But yo mama is SO stupid...she told me to meet her on the corner of Walk and Don't Walk. | |
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| Yo mama SO fat.....
Posted: 8/12/2005 9:26:11 PM | YMSF...
When God said "Let there be light" he told her to move her fat ass out of the way.
The back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.
Instead of Levi's 501 jeans, she wears Levi's 1002's.
When she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease the doctor gave her 13 years to live.
She puts mayonnaise on aspirin.
Her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.
When she goes to the zoo the elephants throw HER peanuts.
Her driver's license says "Picture continued on other side."
She can't even jump to a conclusion.
She has to iron her pants on the driveway.
When she steps on the scales it says...'to be continued'...
She shows up on radar.
She makes Jabba, the Hut look anorexic.
When she opens the fridge it says, "I give up!"
She fell off a boat, and the captain yelled, "Land Ahoy!!!" | |
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| Yo mama SO fat.....
Posted: 8/13/2005 6:37:25 PM | | Yo mamma so fat, when she moved to Alaska a sign was set-up. "The State of Alaska is now Full" | |
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kikker
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Joined: 10/26/2004
Msg: 47 | |
| Yo mama SO fat.....
Posted: 8/14/2005 9:57:48 AM | Yo mama is so fat when a bus hit her she turned around and said 'who threw that rock!'
Yo mama is so fat that people run around her for exercise.
she is so fat that I tried to drive around her and I ran outta gas.
she's so fat that she is on both sides of the family!
Now she is so ugly that when she goes to the beach, the tide won't come in.
She's so ugly that her middle name is 'Damn!?' | |
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| Yo mama SO fat.....
Posted: 8/14/2005 11:58:00 AM | | yo mama so fat when she fell over, she rocked herself to sleep trying to get back up again | |
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| Yo mama SO fat.....
Posted: 8/14/2005 12:03:39 PM | Yo momma so fat i put a quarter in her mouth and pushed her belly button and milk duds fell out of her ass
that one is gross! bleh ! LOL | |
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