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| Yo mama SO fat.....
Posted: 8/23/2005 11:57:58 AM | that her boobs (or ass, depending on which direction she is travelling) reach you half an hour before SHE actually arrives!!      | |
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| Yo mama SO fat.....
Posted: 8/23/2005 6:48:12 PM | | yo mommo so fat....she has clinical depression and cannot stop eating as it is her only comfort and sadly is killing herself slowly.Her only reprise would be if the family got together and helped her through these difficult times,by giving her the encouragement she needs to loose weight in order to get into the normal weight bracket for her height. | |
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| Your mama is SO fat.....
Posted: 8/24/2005 9:20:51 AM | yo mamas so fat she smokes turkeys after sex
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yo mamas so fat i rolled over twice and i was still on top of the ****
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Yo mamas so ugly she has to trick or treat by phone
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yo mamas so fat she bumps into people sitting down
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yo mamas so old she was a waitress at the last supper
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yo mamas so everytime she wears high heels she strikes oil
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yo mamas so fat she stepped on a dollar and made change | |
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| Your mama is SO fat.....
Posted: 8/24/2005 10:37:50 AM | | These are just too funny! I wish I could be so brilliant as to think of something, but, sadly, nothing comes to mind, so I will just sit back and laugh. Keep 'em coming! | |
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| Your mama is SO fat.....
Posted: 8/24/2005 2:19:32 PM | Your Mama is So Fat.....
She goes to an auto body shop to get her toenails painted. | |
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| Your mama is SO fat.....
Posted: 8/24/2005 5:51:11 PM | | I must have lost my sense of humor. Or my sense of respect is still in check. Pardon me for the interruption. | |
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| Your mama is SO fat.....
Posted: 8/30/2005 4:19:50 PM | this is gonna be one of the best jokes yet!!!!!!!!!
Yo momma is so FAT that when she walked past 'da TV I missed 3 commercials!!!!! | |
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| Your mama is SO fat.....
Posted: 8/31/2005 1:41:49 PM | ^^^^^WTF????
Yo momma is like a "happy meal," Small, cheap, and Greasy!!!!!!!!! | |
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| Your mama is SO fat.....
Posted: 8/31/2005 2:10:55 PM | yo mama so ugly she made a blind kid cry
Yo mama so poor, I went over her house and asked her what's for dinner she lit my pockets on fire and said "Hot pockets"
Yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry
Yo momma like Chinese food: Sweet sour and cheap!
Yo momma like a Christmas tree: Everybody hangs balls on her.
Yo momma's so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest; they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo momma's so ugly; they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower
Yo momma's so stupid; she sold the car for gas money.
Yo momma's so stupid; she got fired from a blow-job.
Yo momma's so stupid; she thinks Christmas Wrap is Snoop Doggy Dog’s holiday album.
Yo momma's so stupid, she asked for a price check at the $1.00 store.
Yo momma's so stupid; she thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet! | |
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| Your mama is SO fat.....
Posted: 8/31/2005 2:26:08 PM | | Holy He|| I feel like I'm in Junior High cafeteria again. This is great. Thanks for the laugh ! | |
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| Your mama is SO fat.....
Posted: 9/1/2005 5:15:57 PM | you are quite welcome!!!! It is always good to have a laugh ain't???
How about another one shall we???
Yo momma like a toilet, White, round and fulla shit!!!!!!! | |
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| Yo mama SO fat.....
Posted: 9/3/2005 8:36:18 AM | | shes so fat when she goes to the movies, she sits by EVERYBODY!!! | |
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| Yo mama SO fat.....
Posted: 9/3/2005 9:58:50 AM | | yo mama so fat that when she got pulled over the cops arested her for smuggling 200lbs of crack under her dress.... | |
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| Yo mama SO fat.....
Posted: 9/3/2005 10:01:04 AM | | yo mamma so fat that she's the only one who gets a tan at the beach.. | |
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| Your mama is SO fat.....
Posted: 9/3/2005 5:07:46 PM | | ..that when she stepped outside in a red dress everyone yelled, "hey koolaid!" | |
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| Your mama is SO fat.....
Posted: 9/3/2005 5:18:36 PM | YO Momma so fat when she went to restaurant she saw the menu and said OKAY
,..............so fat when she went to thuh movies she sat next to everyone
great ones piecomind really loved the TV one | |
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| Your mama is SO fat.....
Posted: 9/6/2005 10:35:26 AM | | your mama is SO fat..... That she has more rolls then a bakery!!!!! | |
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| hey how are u
Posted: 9/15/2005 6:21:00 AM | | Hi your pic is so cute my name is tay tay write back...... | |
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