Se7en9
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Joined: 6/27/2005
Msg: 76 | |
| Your mama is SO fat.....
Posted: 9/15/2005 7:41:31 AM | Yo mama's so fat that..
-when she goes to the Beach people try and push her back into the water. save the whales
-Roll over 4 times after sex and your still not off of her.
-She has to have a special Bed made by Cranes and takes 6 mnths to a year to make
-when she goes to a buffet. she just tears off the roof and eats the buffet whole. | |
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| Your mama is SO fat.....
Posted: 9/15/2005 4:10:58 PM | When she walks down the street, people yell, "Hey you two break it up!" | |
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| Your mama is SO fat.....
Posted: 9/15/2005 8:47:16 PM | Your mama is SO fat She got 13 differant Undiscovered Species under her fold an' they call the bytch america..
(uhhh... you won't get it if your not ashamed to be american these days =/ | |
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| Your mama is SO fat.....
Posted: 9/15/2005 9:29:48 PM | | your mama is so ugly she went in to a haunted house and came back out with a app | |
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| Your mama is SO fat.....
Posted: 9/15/2005 9:30:28 PM | | yo mama is so ugly looks like her face cought on fire and some one put it out with a fork | |
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Posted: 10/22/2005 11:05:29 AM | | I once had a teacher so fat, everytime she turned around, she erased the blackboard! | |
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Posted: 10/22/2005 12:47:16 PM | | Yo mama is so fat....She went missing last year and they had to use four sides of the milk carton | |
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Posted: 10/22/2005 12:50:11 PM | | Yo mama is so fat...She went to the hospital for a TERMINAL SKIN DESEASE...and the doctor gave her thirty years to live. | |
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| Your mama is SO fat.....
Posted: 12/27/2005 5:18:09 PM | Does no one find this thread offensive?
If it was full of racial slurs or gay bashing, even if it is in the, "Humor" section, would it be tolerated?
Meaness comes disguised.
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| Your mama is SO fat.....
Posted: 12/27/2005 5:30:24 PM | | Yo momma's so fat that people mock her unfortunate obesity and she goes home and cries about it! | |
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| Your mama is SO fat.....
Posted: 12/28/2005 2:48:45 PM | Dunno if it was said and don't feel like reading four pages...
Yo Momma is SO fat she fell in love and broke it. | |
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| Your mama is SO fat.....
Posted: 12/29/2005 1:15:59 AM | | Yes, DiamondLady. Even though I've posted to it, I do find it offensive. Obesity is one of the last "politically correct" forms of discrimination and I DO find it offensive. Although I'm not overweight now, I have been morbidly obese in years past, so I am especially sensitive to this issue. But I don't find this as offensive as some threads that get into the "meat & potatoes" (if you will) of how men view and treat overweight women. This, to me, is just silly BS. While those other threads, to me, are narrow minded, hurtful and ill-willed. Maybe cause this thread is so generalized... I'm not saying it's okay. | |
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| Your mama is SO fat.....
Posted: 12/29/2005 1:51:48 AM | be happy with who you are...... not upset at jokes .... if it upsets you then dont read it..
there are jokes about everybody... | |
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| Your mama is SO fat.....
Posted: 12/29/2005 3:35:06 AM | Acecomedian your way to funny....FKN RAGU..I DIED...the band skipped....thirty yrs to live.... | |
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| Your mama is SO fat.....
Posted: 12/29/2005 2:03:41 PM | I'm on the heavy side and my mother was overweight. I find no harm in having good fun as long as they aren't directed at anyone.
What about say, Michael Jackson jokes?
Q: How do you know Michael Jackson is drunk?
A: He begins to feel a little randy!
Make you a chuckle?
How would Michael Jackson feel about that?
Who cares?
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kino34
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Joined: 8/23/2005
Msg: 94 | |
| Your mama is SO fat.....
Posted: 12/29/2005 3:54:25 PM | Your mama is so fat, NASA started sending unmanned probes to land on her.
Palpy's mom | |
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| Your mama is SO fat.....
Posted: 12/29/2005 5:34:51 PM | Your Mama is so fat.....
the only thing attracted to her is gravity. | |
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| Your mama is SO fat.....
Posted: 12/29/2005 5:37:37 PM | Your Mama is so fat......
When sat on a rainbow, skittles spat out.
When she jumped into the air she got stuck
when steped on a weight scale, the scale read "to be continued" | |
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Posted: 12/30/2005 12:51:22 AM | I was just glad to see SOMEONE thought it was offensive.
I don't think African-Americans or Gay people find racial slurs or bashing offensive because they are uncomfortable w/ themselves. I think they think it's offensive because it's cruel.
Using a joke about a sick pedophile doesn't exactly help your point.
There are so many other great subjects to make us laugh. Why stoop to the crass level of insulting people...any people?
Be kind.
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Posted: 12/30/2005 6:39:58 AM | ^^^^^^ GAWD... i can't believe there has to be someone who will ALWAYS step in.. if you have such a BIG problem about it. maybe you should file a petition to the original creators for "yo momma" jokes...
do i take offense to blonde jokes? NO.. do i take offense to women jokes.. NO..
These jokes are talking about your momma or you specifically..
joke ( P ) Pronunciation Key (jk)
n.
Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.
A mischievous trick; a prank.
An amusing or ludicrous incident or situation.
Informal.
Something not to be taken seriously; a triviality
read the last line of that... SOMETHING NOT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY!!!
I think that if you don't like the damn jokes you shouldn't read them.. stay out of that forum if something bothers you that much.. especially when it is indeed the HUMOR section.. its not out there to hurt anyone's feelings.. sheeesshh... maybe YOU are the one who needs to lighten up! (no pun intended)
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| Your mama is SO fat.....
Posted: 12/30/2005 6:52:27 AM | your mama is sooooooooo fat...
that if they melted her down...there would be enough grease to fry doughnuts for all
of the other fatasses who whine about fatbashers.
 moomoo | |
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| Your mama is SO fat.....
Posted: 12/30/2005 6:54:42 AM | Your momma is so fat because she had to cook two meals, because she ate all of the first round before she called anyone to the table.
Sorry, but its in the humor part. | |
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