kino34
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Joined: 8/23/2005
Msg: 101 | |
| Your mama is SO fat.....
Posted: 12/30/2005 7:27:23 AM | Your mama is so fat that her picture appears in the official whaler's training manual.
Palpy's mom | |
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kino34
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Joined: 8/23/2005
Msg: 102 | |
| Your mama is SO fat.....
Posted: 12/30/2005 7:31:01 AM | Your mama is so fat that sumo wrestlers pray to her as their godess.
Palpy's mom | |
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| Your mama is SO fat.....
Posted: 12/30/2005 7:48:54 AM | Well your momma is so fat, that they couldn't find your daddy for a week, after she let a might fart in front of him. | |
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| Your mama is SO fat.....
Posted: 12/31/2005 2:56:58 PM | | YO moma is SO fat...They have to construct her panties in a ship yard | |
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| Your mama is SO fat.....
Posted: 12/31/2005 3:01:19 PM | Yo moma is so fat, someone said it was chilli outside, so she took her spoon. Ok, fat and stupid | |
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| Your mama is SO fat.....
Posted: 1/31/2006 10:01:58 PM | hey dimond..i agree but now we know why these guys are single.....God gave them 2 heads and they think with the one in their pants..too bad they need a mag glass to find it | |
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| Your mama is SO fat.....
Posted: 1/31/2006 10:14:31 PM | | vilmar...i saw your ummmm delema on the other thread.....you seemed upset that someone had comments about it but here you sit poker streaght saying we need to be more open...hows the 3rd leg?? now as for fat jokes...they are directed at someone like your mother...how would she feel about you saying those things? | |
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| Your mama is SO fat.....
Posted: 2/1/2006 11:36:19 AM | | your momma is so fat that when suntanning on the beach everyone mistakes her for a beached whale | |
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| Your mama is SO fat.....
Posted: 2/1/2006 4:49:43 PM | | I cant believe this LOL SingleSue here ^^^^^^^ starts sending me hate mail because I posted a joke here,unreal some people have way to much time on their hands | |
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| Your mama is SO fat.....
Posted: 2/4/2006 12:20:09 PM | | Do you go looking for trouble in other threads or what? Commenting on some ones pecker size is real orginal! grow up and hit another thread if ya dont like it. | |
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| Your mama is SO fat.....
Posted: 2/4/2006 9:25:12 PM | | when i told her to haul ass, she had to make 2 trips................ | |
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| Your mama is SO fat.....
Posted: 2/4/2006 10:25:59 PM | ^^^^ Not heard that one before
Your momma is SOOOOOOOOO fat, they won't let her wear her Malcom "X" shirt in public "cuz helicopters try to land on her. | |
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| Your mama is SO fat.....
Posted: 2/9/2006 5:41:49 PM | | my ex-stepson and I were swapping yo momma jokes...in front of the woman. she was laughing harder than we were and no thats not the reason we are divorced | |
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| Your mama is SO fat.....
Posted: 2/9/2006 6:09:37 PM | pres bush ordered your mama to wear her heels and walk around the alaskan tundra to drill for more oil........... | |
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| Your mama is SO fat.....
Posted: 2/10/2006 2:17:48 PM | sorry a bit different on this 1
Your momma is so stupid ..she took a spoon to the superbowl.. | |
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| Your mama is SO fat.....
Posted: 11/5/2007 8:41:27 PM | Yo mama's so fat, she was in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade... wearing ropes.
Yo mama's so fat, she don't wear a G-String, she wears an A, B, C, D, E, F, G-String.
Yo mama's so fat, she fills up the bath tub, and then she turns on the water.
Yo mama's so fat, she uses diet soap.
Yo mama's so fat, she has to use a lawn chair instead of a Thigh Master.
Yo mama's so fat, all of her clothes have to be custom made by a contractor.
Yo mama's so fat, when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease, the doctor gave her 5 years to live.
Yo mama's so fat, she deep-fries her toothpaste.
Yo mama's so fat, her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.
Yo mama's so fat, when she turns around, people throw her a welcome back party.
Yo mama's so fat, if she weighed five more pounds, she could get group insurance!
Yo mama's so fat, when she went to the Rose Parade they thought she was a float.
Yo mama's so fat, she went to Sizzler and got a group discount.
Yo mama's so fat, she made weight watchers go blind. | |
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| Your mama is SO fat.....
Posted: 11/5/2007 10:51:27 PM | Yo momma's so fat, she fell on a quarter and squeezed a booger out of George Washingtons nose.
Ok, a little gross, but oh well...  | |
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| Your mama is SO fat.....
Posted: 12/11/2007 12:44:09 PM | | message to that guy when u are up in a plane your ears pop so u suck a sweet do u get it now up so high fat person 2 of em touch the celing if i remember u didnt get the al jolsen joke if u want me to explain it just let me know | |
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| Your mama is SO fat.....
Posted: 12/13/2007 3:05:52 AM | | these would be HILARIOUS, if mama jokes were remotely funny or insulting, ever | |
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