| Your mama is SO fat.....
Posted: 12/13/2007 10:19:48 PM | ...when she goes camping, the bears hide thier food
... she's got more Chins than a Chinese phonebook
Ooops, I offended 2 groups with that one | |
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| Your mama is SO fat.....
Posted: 10/8/2009 8:47:22 PM | Yo momma so fat, she on BOTH sides of the family.
Yo momma got more CHINS than a Chinese phone book.
Yo momma so fat, she orders everything on the menu except for THANK YOU, PLEASE COME AGAIN.
Yo momma head so big, she don't have dreams, she have MOVIES.
Yo momma so stupid, she thought a QUARTERBACK was a refund.
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| Your mama is SO fat.....
Posted: 10/8/2009 9:59:51 PM | "she's the 10th planet"
This thread is so old, yo mamma would be the 9th planet now... | |
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| Your mama is SO fat.....
Posted: 10/9/2009 4:52:52 AM | your mama is so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittle popped out!
your mama is so old when she farts dust comes out! | |
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| Your mama is SO fat.....
Posted: 10/9/2009 10:09:41 AM | | OMG I read every single one and laughed til I cried ! And to those women who are soo offended grow up ! I am a BBW as well ! It's called a joke for a reason ya know. | |
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| Your mama is SO fat.....
Posted: 10/9/2009 4:00:57 PM | Yo mamma was so fat, that she could be used as an umbrella...for an entire nation.
Yo mamma is so fat, that she is the reason why the fast-food menus now offer "super-size".
A lot of the posts are really funny...it has been awhile since I have heard any "yo mamma" jokes... | |
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| Your mama is SO fat.....
Posted: 10/9/2009 6:26:05 PM | | Why did yo mamma cross the road...? To eat the damn chicken coz KFC was over run!!!! | |
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| Yo mama SO fat.....
Posted: 10/12/2009 6:29:01 AM | Between yo momma's rolls and spare tires, all we need is a frame and we got a whole bakery truck.
Yo momma's so fat, I dropped my apple and it got stuck in orbit.
NASA only recently declared Uranus a dwarf planet, because until then, their telescopes were pointed at yo momma's fat ass. | |
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| Yo mama SO fat.....
Posted: 10/12/2009 1:20:28 PM | yo mama's so fat, she put on a pair of GUESS jeans and the answer popped out!
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| Your mama is SO fat.....
Posted: 10/13/2009 1:56:15 AM |
these would be HILARIOUS, if mama jokes were remotely funny or insulting, ever
I've rather thought a few of these were pretty hilarious.
I guess yo fat momma ate your sense of humor!! | |
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| Your mama is SO fat.....
Posted: 10/14/2009 1:59:35 PM | Yo mama is so fat,the airlines charge her double,for two window seats.
mama so dumb,she tried to put the M and M's in alphabetical order.
mama is such a bad cook,the flies took up a collection and fixed the screen door.
Dear Mama,
just in case your reading this,someone put a twinky under my nose to make me write it. | |
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