| Getting References Before Entering A Serious Relationship or Marriage
Posted: 5/7/2005 11:04:14 AM | ha ha ha, it is a great idea on paper, but I am afraid when reality sinks in on sucha theory, it would sink faster than the Titanic.
This would require people to be honest and forthright. And that ain't gonna happen.
I have indeed thought of such things in the past and if I could have, I'd have gotten ahold of my ex g/f's former and ask him a few questions that may very well have helped save me some time and frustrations. | |
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| Getting References Before Entering A Serious Relationship or Marriage
Posted: 5/7/2005 11:22:32 AM | I like it!!!!!
I would also like to have different samples of the food they plan on making
I want to see pictures of their mother and aunts so I know what she will look like when I'm 64
I want to see what her hair looks like in the morning, and her morning breath too
I want to have a list of all the household appliances she is able to use effectively
I want a list of ALL previous boyfriends
I want a writing sample so I know what kind of letters I will be recieving when she vacations with her gal pals
I want to know how highshe can jump so I know what to expect when I say "JUMP"
I want to know about her feelings on use of roller pins or cast iron pots on the head of her spouse
and I want a complete record of all of the times she said "I wanna go shopping"
Please supmit references, resume and cover letter by June 1. Thank you. No phone calls please | |
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