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 snorkeler

Joined: 6/12/2005
Msg: 26
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Posted: 8/12/2005 8:24:26 AM
[On the back of a harley shirt: "If you can read this, the bi*ch fell off"
My uncle has this shirt and my aunt has: "I the bi*ch that fell off"]

I saw this one : If you can read this, the b!tch has her own bike
 JUSTINBOY88

Joined: 5/27/2005
Msg: 27
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Posted: 8/13/2005 2:45:29 AM
a few i have
I AM THE MAN FROM NANTUCKET
YOU ME AND YOUR FRIEND TONIGHT
OF COURSE I AM A VIRGIN I AM JUST NOT VERY GOOD AT IT
I AM SAVING MY SELF,FOR THE NEXT TIME
I AM LOOKING FOR THE LOVE OF MY LIFE BUT I WILL SETTLE FOR A GOOD BLOWJOB
 Kornfan

Joined: 7/30/2005
Msg: 28
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Posted: 8/14/2005 7:36:27 AM
I guy came in to work
and had this shirt that said six pack abs and there was a pic of a six pack of beer
 RickVan

Joined: 6/21/2005
Msg: 29
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Posted: 8/14/2005 1:18:26 PM
One that I have. Says in big letters. MR. RIGHT then in small letters under it, well maybe not but I will **** you till he comes along!
 milkbone

Joined: 4/26/2005
Msg: 30
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Posted: 8/16/2005 9:29:05 PM
I think I brained my damage

This is not a bald spot, it's a solar panel for a sex machine

All I hear is blah, blah, blah

Hockey was invented by men, perfected by women...
 Smile_E

Joined: 8/5/2005
Msg: 31
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Posted: 8/17/2005 10:35:56 AM
an arrow pointing up with, "THE MAN" written under it... another arrow pointing down saying, "THE LEGEND"
:P
 tealgal

Joined: 1/21/2005
Msg: 32
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Posted: 8/17/2005 12:25:36 PM
I have this one and when I wear it..randomly do I get reactions.

A green shirt that says:

LA ORIGINAL
MIC O' JONES
"THE BALLSY BEVERAGE"
LATINO IRISH STOUT


Then I borrowed this one and wore it around town, I loved the reactions I got


A black shirt with the VIVID VIDEO logo in hot pink over the left breast. On the back it had in big white letters "TALENT SCOUT"

 charming1

Joined: 8/17/2005
Msg: 33
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Posted: 8/18/2005 9:59:49 AM
an arrow pointing up that reads the man an arrow pointing down that says the legend.



a second t shirt I saw was nice to touch pretty to hold if you break it consider it sold and an arrow pointing down.



and thirdly I'm going home to have sex with you weather you come with me or not
 JentleJiantJim

Joined: 7/12/2005
Msg: 34
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Posted: 8/21/2005 5:51:52 PM
"I have high friends in places"

"SARCASM: Just another one of the services we offer"

(In tiny letters on the chest) "Come closer, so I can slap you"

"I love your mom"

"Smalles penis EVER"

"They're all Pink on the inside!"
 justdandy

Joined: 8/23/2005
Msg: 35
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Posted: 9/1/2005 6:40:54 AM
I am a bomb technician, if you see me running, try to keep up

I spent $50,000 on this beer belly, you better like it.

Her shirt - Brick His shirt - Bricklayer

A blow job is better than no job.

I am retired....this is as dressed up as i get.

 blueeyeddvl

Joined: 4/18/2005
Msg: 36
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Posted: 9/1/2005 8:10:22 AM
Top 10 Reasons to Procrastinate:
1.
 EMTJess

Joined: 11/9/2004
Msg: 37
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Posted: 9/1/2005 9:05:49 AM
ha i have a bunch of these shirts

"your boyfriend's cute wanna trade?"

"i'm a naughty little elf"

"dear santa, I can explain"

"i'm the evil twin" (ha that's cause I have a twin)

"it's cute how you think i'm listening"

"everyone loves an american girl"

"seriously who let the f*cking dogs out?"

"i'll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter"

"don't make me get the flying monkeys"

"i know we're not going out or anything, but i still wish you'd look at my butt more often"

"i have the p*ssy so I make the rules"

"i'm silently judging you"

"i have nice eyes too"

"yes they're real"

"danger: slippery when wet"

"one of us is thinking about sex...okay it's me"

"sarcasm: just my way of saying i care. Really!"

haha i have tons of these lol
 ascar

Joined: 2/17/2005
Msg: 38
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Posted: 9/1/2005 9:33:33 AM
Haven't been!
Did nothin'!
Stole this!
 cleo2_4

Joined: 8/12/2005
Msg: 39
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Posted: 9/1/2005 3:18:37 PM
I'm not playing with myself, I'm just adjusting my piercing.
 TheOtherWhiteMeat

Joined: 9/28/2005
Msg: 40
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Posted: 10/10/2005 3:29:41 PM
500,000 Battered Women?

Why do I always have to eat mine plain?
 meltdown05

Joined: 4/5/2005
Msg: 41
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Posted: 10/10/2005 8:50:43 PM
I have this shirt... says "Sorry I'm late... but F*ckin' off takes awhile.."

another one I like... "my anger management class is pissing me off"
 nikki1152

Joined: 5/25/2005
Msg: 42
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Posted: 10/10/2005 10:52:06 PM
Im wearing one right now that fits me to a tee..lol
it says "Im not with stupid anymore"
 amberlynn

Joined: 10/7/2005
Msg: 43
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Posted: 10/11/2005 7:57:38 AM
On my profile there is a pic of me wearing one of mine.. hehe its cute check it out!!!
 gabbypahenui

Joined: 8/2/2005
Msg: 44
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Posted: 10/11/2005 8:04:29 AM
I know how you feel but I just don't care .
 BC_Guy23

Joined: 2/26/2006
Msg: 45
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Posted: 7/19/2006 10:17:35 PM
i have a shirt that says: PENNY FOR YOUR THOUGHTS, A DOLLAR IF YOU FLASH ME.
 Evil and Fun

Joined: 7/7/2006
Msg: 46
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Posted: 7/19/2006 10:51:30 PM
I found a shirt I haven't seen in a while when unpacking...it says:

I'M NOT A FAMOUS ROCKSTAR
BUT YOUR GIRLFRIEND DOESN'T SEEM TO MIND

and I bought one for my 1 yr old daughter that says:

IF YOU THINK I'M CUTE...
YOU SHOULD SEE MY DAD!
 Troybear

Joined: 8/7/2006
Msg: 47
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Posted: 9/1/2006 5:03:49 AM
I have a shirt that says 'think fast hippie' then has a chainsaw. It gets all the attention ive never pissed off more people at once then when i were it..
 Karn_Evil_9

Joined: 1/10/2006
Msg: 48
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Posted: 9/1/2006 11:24:41 AM
My personal fav showed two pics side by side, one of Albert Einstein, the other, Frankenstein. The caption underneath read " The Stein Brothers".
 junebug2002

Joined: 7/1/2006
Msg: 49
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Posted: 9/3/2006 3:06:19 PM
Shirt has the tricks rabbit saying " Silly faggots,**** are for chicks."
 Thumblina

Joined: 8/15/2006
Msg: 50
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Posted: 9/4/2006 6:57:25 PM
-I'm looking forward to regretting this
-I'm proof that my mom likes to f#ck
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