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|for those of you who like quotes i found this awesome book call the complete book of pocket positives and it has hundreds of quotes from 100's of people|
Posted: 5/29/2004 12:17:06 AM
|haha well here are my two fav quotes...|
"Life is like a jar of jalapenos...what you do today could burn your ass tomorrow!"
and this is a friend of mines haha
"Don't knock masterbation...its sex with someone I love."
Posted: 5/29/2004 3:07:36 AM
|im going with |
"we cant all be heroes, someone has to sit on the curb and clap as they walk by"
by Roy Rogers
came to mind mothers day when my daughter hurt her knees at the lake
she told me she skinned her knees pretty bad . i asked her if they hurt , and she said yea , but it would have hurt more to see those little girls drown
to her its no big deal - thats just the kind of person she has become, but it sure makes a parent proud
Posted: 5/29/2004 11:07:17 AM
|"you may be too old to cut the mustard, but you can still lick the jar!"|
Posted: 5/30/2004 1:32:42 AM
|the difficulty of the task ahead is never great than the strength within you|
Posted: 5/30/2004 11:31:52 AM
|"a bird in the hand makes an awful mess"by xchuck|
Posted: 6/1/2004 1:40:04 AM
|get it right i'm a lesbian in a man's body. |
Posted: 6/1/2004 10:47:35 AM
|Here are some of my most favorite Triumph the Insult Comic Dog (from the Conan O'Brian show in case you were wondering) one-liners (T) = Triumph of course|
Q. "What was Luke Skywalker frozen in?"
"No i'm sorry...the correct answer is WHO GIVES A F**K!"
"Wow...look at this...Darth Vader is here, and all of the lesser nerds tremble in his presence"
(Darth Vader) "And who are you supposed to be?"
(Triumph in trembling voice) "I am Triumph...ohhhh scary nerd"
(D.V.) "This would be my chest box that helps me to breathe"
(T)"So...this box helps you breathe eh?...(D.V.) "Yes....(T) "And which on these but...(laughing)...and which of these buttons is for your parents to come pick you up???"
(Triumph to a random pregnant lady) "And whats going on here...what have we here"
(lady) "We have a future Jedi here.." (T) "A future nerd??" (lady "Yea...a future star wars nerd here.." (T) 'And when is he due?" (lady) "June 11th (at that time)...6 weeks!" (T) "Oh in 6 weeks huh?" (lady)"Yes...in 6 weeks" (T) "And you realize that that will be the last time he will see female genitalia?"
Ok...he has wayyyy too many one-liners and comments that I can possibly type here...Just check them out...look up Triumph with Kazaa under videos of course.....and all the onese that have Triumph the Insult Comic Dog under FILENAMES.....or Star Wars Report should be good to go...there were websites that had them under d/l content, but NBC yanked them all.
Posted: 6/2/2004 4:24:56 PM
|"Genius is only the power of making continuous efforts. The line between failure and success is so fine we scarcely know when we pass it... How many a man has thrown up his hands at a time when a little more effort, a little more patience, would have achieved success? As the tide goes out, so it comes in... A little more persistence, a little more effort, and what seemed hopeless failure may turn into glorious success. There is no failure except in no longer trying. There is no defeat except from within, no really insurmountable barrier save our own inherent weakness of purpose."|
Posted: 6/2/2004 6:15:48 PM
|"Close the screen door, or the wee beasties will get in!"|
- My Grandfather.
Posted: 6/4/2004 8:15:44 PM
|"I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally." W.C. Fields|
"A conscience makes cowards of us all" Shakespeare
"There's a pork chop in every can" My grandpa (when grandma used to attempt to tear him away from his case of Schlitz or PBR for dinner. )
Lastly, anything by Homer Simpson.
Posted: 6/4/2004 9:06:48 PM
|lmao@anything by homer simpson...a true genius in every form..:)|
Posted: 6/4/2004 10:52:28 PM
|Homer Simpson is my Role Model. I love Duff beer is that a real beer? lol|
Posted: 6/6/2004 7:58:27 AM
|well, in reference in regard to a Mr. Homer Simpson, some of my favorites:|
"Trying is the first step towards failure."
"To alcohol! The cause of -- and solution to -- all of life's problems!"
"All right, brain. You don't like me and I don't like you, but let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer."
"Dear Homer, IOU one emergency donut. Signed Homer. Bastard! He's always one step ahead."
"The code of the schoolyard, Marge! The rules that teach a boy to be a man. Let's see. Don't tattle. Always make fun of those different from you. Never say anything, unless you're sure everyone feels exactly the same way you do. What else..."
"I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: Cover for me. Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! Number 3: It was like that when I got here."
"Lisa, if you don't like your job, you don't strike: you just go in every day and do it really half assed. That's the American way."
"Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'sir' without adding, 'you're making a scene.'"
and to sum it all up:
"You can't depend on me all your life. You have to learn that there's a little Homer Simpson in all of us."
Posted: 6/6/2004 9:12:41 AM
|" if i knew i was going to live this long i would have taken better care of myself"--will rogers "a fool and his money are soon parted" --unknown |
Posted: 6/25/2004 6:08:39 AM
|Acting is not very hard. The most important things are to be able to laugh and cry. If I have to cry, I think of my sex life. And if I have to laugh, well, I think of my sex life. Glenda Jackson|
It is only with the heart one can see clearly; what is essential is invisible to the eye. The Fox, "The Little Prince"')
A purpose of human life, no matter who is controlling it, is to love whoever is around to be loved. Kurt Vonnegut, The Sirens of Titan
Don't marry someone you can live with. Marry someone you cannot live without
I'd like to die like my grandfather, peacefully in my sleep. Not screaming like the passengers in his car
and this one just cracks me up..
Know yourself. Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. Ann Landers
Posted: 6/25/2004 6:19:50 AM
|these all are very good i'm going to have to make up a quote that people can say dawson made this up|
Posted: 6/25/2004 6:45:04 AM
|"i love the smell of napalm in the morning. it smells like... victory" |
Posted: 6/25/2004 8:27:23 AM
|* Now its time to say GoodBye to all our Family|
cee you real soon
Y - because we like you
*-Mickey Mouse Club
Posted: 6/25/2004 9:37:57 AM
|theres alot of good quotes out there. i like the ones that make me feel good inside that make me feel happy|
Posted: 6/25/2004 12:05:27 PM
|IT TAKES A STRONG FISH TO SWIM AGAINST THE CURRENT, EVEN A DEAD ONE CAN FLOW WITH IT|
Posted: 6/25/2004 9:16:09 PM
|I love you with every cell, with every atom. I love you on a subatomic level|
- movie quote from flubber
Posted: 6/25/2004 10:01:37 PM
|What you don't know, you don't know, and if you don't know that, you don't know anything.|
(Just made it up, cause I don't know any better)
Posted: 6/26/2004 8:13:21 AM
|if i were a dolphin and the ocean was jack, i'd swim to the bottom and never come back,|
(my original) mmmmmm Jack...
my uncles original that he wrote in my autograph book when i was "5"
if the ocean were whiskey and i were a duck i'd swim to the bottom and never come up
Posted: 6/26/2004 4:40:16 PM
|"imagine there's no countries. it isn't hard to do. nothing to kill or die for. no religion too... you may say i'm a dreamer, but i am not the only one. i hope some day you'll join us, and the world will live as one" - john lennon from the song "imagine" |