| Brazillian (shaved)
Posted: 3/22/2009 6:51:45 PM |
What exactly is a Brazilian?? I have a fague idea, but am not sure. Is it completely bald??
It varies. Some women wax everything from their bellybutton to their butts. Some will leave a "landing strip." Some women go for things that look like the Marine haircut called a "high and tight" (fur on top, but bare the rest of the way down.)
I used to get the third version mentioned above for several years and I really liked it at the time. Waxing is a bit painful and there are a couple of real "YOUCH!" moments when they do certain spots, but it's not unbearable like legs or armpits, oddly enough.
Maybe I just had a really good aesthetician (she was from Brazil and she was VERY good.) Don't go to someone who usually does other body parts, but not too many Brazilians. Go to someone who specializes. It makes a HUGE difference.
I've shaved a couple of times and it's a nightmare. It itches like hell, is extremely high maintenance and leaves your skin raw all the time. Shaving daily scrapes off the top layer of skin and essential oils and dries the skin out, leaving it very vulnerable to infections and the sex, quite frankly, is aggravating and irritating. Bleh.
Also, since the hair is thickest at the root and you keep shaving it right close to the root, it will always grow back thicker. Waxing damages the hair follicle so the hair doesn't develop properly and comes in thinner and thinner each successive time. You only have to wax once every 6 weeks, when the hair has grown in 1/4 inch and if you wax a lot, it's just soft, velvety fuzz when it grows out. In Turkey, where women start waxing their entire bodies as soon as they get married, by the time they're in their 40's, they no longer grow any body hair. | |
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| Brazillian (shaved)
Posted: 3/22/2009 7:25:54 PM | Please let it grow ladies ... love the 70's look! How many other guys prefer unshaven? | |
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| Brazillian (shaved)
Posted: 3/22/2009 7:33:16 PM | I've never done it but I hear sugaring works better and isnt as painful.
I say f*ck it, its not like guys on the whole do it for us. Personally I dont think anyone should go completely bare, makes me think of a nine year old. I think it looks silly. Trim yes, shave parts, yes, but not the whole nine yards.
Girls we are only hurting ourselves here, the more we agree to shave, the more its expected. Isnt it bad enough we already have the legs, pits, etc? Personally I shaved my head and thats about as much more as their getting from me. | |
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| Brazillian (shaved)
Posted: 3/22/2009 7:45:14 PM | | well having your partner do can be erotic fun and playful... try it that way... shave that is | |
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| Brazillian (shaved)
Posted: 3/22/2009 9:42:36 PM | | I love eating a bald clean shaven p ssy makes me want to do it as often as possible when it goes through my head,now its not a deal breaker if its not but if giviin a choice , bald. Id say if your going to do that your other half should be showing his gratitude in some form or another.If not why do it . | |
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| Brazillian (shaved)
Posted: 3/22/2009 9:47:15 PM | Does it matter if it's shaved/trimmed/waxed/full grown if the lady in question doesn't want oral done? Just curious.
edit for below:
yeah...cuz that works so well. | |
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| Brazillian (shaved)
Posted: 3/22/2009 10:15:44 PM | Yes. Still matters! Hairy is much sexier to look at (guys are visual), to touch and feel and play with, finger, and to stroke your c**k in and out ... slower at first ... maybe just the push the head in .... slowly pick up the pace, get a rhythm going, and the start pounding it hard in and out with long plunging strokes until she cum - but I digress.
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| Brazillian (shaved)
Posted: 3/23/2009 10:27:17 AM | I didn't write this, but I like it.
Sung to the tune of "Old Time Rock and Roll"
Just take those old photos off the shelf,
Or try to find a real one for myself
Today’s baldies just can’t compare
I love that old time pubic hair!
Don’t try to make me go down on skin
That razor stubble just does me in
A bald kitty just makes me stare
I love that old time pubic hair!
Still love that old time pubic V
The blank look just ain’t right for me
When it’s bare down there it looks erased
I love those silken tresses on my face!
They say it’s dirty, they say it’s gross
And that’s what annoys me most
Regular showers keep it clean down there
I love that old time pubic hair!
Shaved looks like porno queens or little girls
It’s so much better with luscious curls
Red, blond or dark I just don’t care
I love that old time pubic hair!
Call me a relic, call me what you will
Say I’m old-fashioned, say I’m over the hill
Today’s baldies just can’t compare
I love that old time pubic hair!
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| Brazillian (shaved)
Posted: 3/23/2009 10:45:12 AM | | For the Love of Pete people! Stop shaving yourselves bald... Good grief! a woman looks so much sexier with hair where it belongs.... just trim it back a little.. no need to walk around lookin like ya have Buckwheat in a headlock.... | |
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| Brazillian (shaved)
Posted: 3/23/2009 11:20:01 AM |
Don't go to someone who usually does other body parts, but not too many Brazilians. Go to someone who specializes
Yes girl i specializes in shavin girls privates dats what i does in my spare time when i'm not robbin cars. | |
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| Brazillian (shaved)
Posted: 3/23/2009 11:59:50 AM | | Just to Add I don't know if everyone doesn't know but in NJ they put a ban on Brazilian Waxing because its been a leading cause in Herpes, and other STD's from the stick that put on your private area and the wax isn't hot enough to kill all the bacteria! So if your state they still do it, ask if they can open a new can if not shave it rather have the bumps then anything else growing or swelling up....Thank God I am a Man....You ladies have it tough! | |
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| Brazillian (shaved)
Posted: 3/23/2009 12:21:15 PM | | I am 31 and I think I have seen one in person..you know.. with a lil hair and it was groomed nicely. Being an honest and truthful man and have seen some 70's playboy, I can say that it would be hard for me to put my mouth down there with a huge bush. I have heard that the waxing gets easier the more you get. I personally trim mine pretty good ( not a metro sexual) so I think both sexes should at least do some maintenance down there. | |
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| Brazillian (shaved)
Posted: 3/23/2009 4:34:39 PM | Interesting opinions we have here. First off, I shave for me and no one else. I like it, it's comfortable, and very easy to keep clean, especially at that time of the month.
Secondly, though I shave, I have no razor burn, no bumps, it isn't red and raw. It looks, well, normal. If you shave regularly, after a little while all the irritation goes away. Just like shaving your legs and underarms. Make sense?
I am curious about the poster who said waxing your legs and underarms hurts more than getting a Brazilian. Is that true? Cause legs was no biggie for me, but underarms..ugh.
I do very much appreciate a guy who shaves as well, or at least keeps himself neat and trim. Very much a turn on for me. And for the record, I have never had a partner request I grow the hair back. Never. They have all been very appreciative (and shown it). But that's only my experience, others obviously differ. | |
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| Brazillian (shaved)
Posted: 4/9/2009 5:02:06 AM | OK... this is just my opinion but... one of the reasons I like Saskatoon is because of the weather. we have the extremes of -40 C in the winter and +40 C in the summer. I don't think I could stand living in California where it's 22 C and balmy all year long. I thrive on the change. Same with hair.
Lots of people change their hair style every once in a while... "just to be different." Why not the same with shaving? I love it bald... and I love it not bald. and I love the difference. | |
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| Brazillian (shaved)
Posted: 4/14/2009 2:12:05 AM | | I heard that New Jersey has legislation to prohibit Brazilians, because the wax is reused and people are getting STDs from it. | |
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| Brazillian (shaved)
Posted: 4/14/2009 10:29:30 AM | | no matter how much I loved someone there's no freakin way I'm letting them shave me down there or anywhere else. | |
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| Brazillian (shaved)
Posted: 4/14/2009 10:33:34 AM | no matter how much I loved someone there's no freakin way I'm letting them shave me down there or anywhere else.
And if she wasn't 20...I'd already be on my knee proposing to her...
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| Brazillian (shaved)
Posted: 5/21/2009 10:49:49 PM | | Yes but it also keeps in a lot of unpleasing" Scents " as well I am a fan of bald hence my shaved head. A landing strip is fine especially in the dark it is a great guide into the landing area. | |
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| Brazillian (shaved)
Posted: 5/22/2009 12:22:33 AM | | ingrown hair, razor bumps, razor burn, why not let it grow out, the way nature intended it to be, god i hope this fetish passes, give us guys a nice trimmed natural looking ....y, sop trying to look like little girls | |
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| Brazillian (shaved)
Posted: 5/22/2009 6:55:44 AM | Waxing at Home ... Might be hazardous (One Woman's Tale of Woe)
All hair removal methods have tricked women with their promises of easy, painless removal - The epilady, scissors,razors, Nair and now...the wax.
My night began as any other normal weeknight. Come home, fix dinner,play with the kids. I then had the thought that would ring painfully in my mind for the next few hours: "Maybe I should pull the waxing kit out of the medicine cabinet." So I headed to the site of my demise: the bathroom.
It was one of those "cold wax" kits. No melting a clump of hot wax, you just rub the strips together in your hand, they get warm and you peel them apart and press them to your leg (or wherever else) and you pull the hair right off. No muss, no fuss. How hard can it be? I mean, I'm not a genius, but I am mechanically inclined enough to figure this out. (YA THINK!?!) So I pull one of the thin strips out. Its two strips facing each other stuck together. Instead of rubbing them together, my genius kicks in so I get out the hair dryer and heat it to 1000 degrees. ("Cold wax," yeah...right!)
I lay the strip across my thigh. Hold the skin around it tight and pull. It works! OK, so it wasn't the best feeling, but it wasn't too bad. I can do this! Hair removal no longer eludes me! I am She-rah, fighter of all wayward body hair and maker of smooth skin xtraordinaire. With my next wax strip I move north. After checking on the kids, I sneak back into the bathroom, for the ultimate hair fighting championship. I drop my panties and place one foot on the toilet. Using the same procedure, I apply the was strip across the right side of my bikini line, covering the right half of my vagina and stretching down to the inside of my butt cheek (Yes, it was a long strip) I inhale deeply and brace myself....RRRRIIIPPP!!!! I'm blind!!! Blinded from pain!!!!....OH MY GoSH !!!!!!!!! Vision returning, I notice that I've only managed to pull off half the strip.CRAP!!! Another deep breath and RRIIPP!! Everything is swirly and spotted. I think I may passout...must stay conscious...Do I hear crashing drums???
Breathe, breathe...OK, back to normal. I want to see my trophy - a wax covered strip, the one that has Caused me so much pain, with my hairy pelt sticking to it. I want to revel in the glory that is my triumph over body hair. I hold up the strip!
There's no hair on it. Where is the hair??? WHERE IS THE WAX??? Slowly I ease my head down, foot still perched on the toilet. I see the hair. The hair that should be on the strip. I touch. I am touching wax.
CRAP! I run my fingers over the most sensitive part of my body, which is now covered in cold wax and matted hair.
Then I make the next BIG mistake...remember my foot is still propped up on the toilet? I know I need to do something. So I put my foot down.
DAMN!!!!!!!! I hear the slamming of a celldoor. Vagina? Sealed shut! Butt?? Sealed shut!
I penguin walk around the bathroom trying to figure out what to do And think to myself "Please don't let me get the urge to poop. My head may pop off!" What can I do to melt the wax? Hot water!! Hot water melts wax!!
I'll run the hottest water I can stand into the bathtub, get in, immerse the wax-covered bits and the wax should melt and I can gently wipe it off, right??? *WRONG!!!!!!!*
I get in the tub - the water is slightly hotter than that used to torture prisoners of war or sterilize surgical equipment - I sit.
Now, the only thing worse than having your nether regions glued together, is having them glued together and then glued to the bottom of the tub...in scalding hot water. Which, by the way, doesn't melt cold wax.
So, now I'm stuck to the bottom of the tub as though I had cement-epoxied myself to the porcelain!!
God bless the man who had convinced me a few months ago to have a phone put in the bathroom!!!!!
I call my friend, thinking surely she has waxed before and has some secret of how to get me undone. It's a very good conversation starter - "So, my butt and who-ha are glued together to the bottom of the tub!
There is a slight pause. She doesn't know any secret tricks for removal but she does try to hide her laughter from me. She wants to know exactly where the wax is located, "Are we talking cheeks or hole or who-ha?"
She's laughing out loud by now...I can hear her. I give her the rundown and she suggests I call the number on the side of the box. YEAH!!!!!Right!! I should be the joke of someone else's night.
While we go through various solutions. I resort to scraping the wax off with a razor. Nothing feels better then to have your girlie goodies covered in wax, glued shut, stuck to the tub in super hot water and then dry-shaving the sticky wax off!!
By now the brain is not working, dignity has taken a major hike and I'm pretty sure I'm going to need Post-Traumatic Stress counseling for this event.
My friend is still talking with me when I finally see my saving grace....the lotion they give you to remove the excess wax. What do I really have to lose at this point? I rub some on and OH MY GOSH !!!!!!!
The scream probably woke the kids and scared the****ns out of my friend. It's sooo painful, but I really don't care. "IT WORKS!! It works!!" I get a hearty congratulation from my friend and she hangs up. I successfully remove the remainder of the wax and then notice, to my grief and despair....THE HAIR IS STILL THERE.......ALL OF IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. So I recklessly shave it off. Heck, I'm numb by now. Nothing hurts. Could have amputated my own leg at this point.
Next week I'm going to try hair color...... | |
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| Brazillian (shaved)
Posted: 5/22/2009 7:05:51 AM | | I shave it all off, not because I want to impress some guy or act like some porn star wannabe,but because it's cleaner and I freaking hate the idea of hair and fluids mixed together. Breeding ground for bacteria. I also prefer how it feels so all around, shaving is my win/win. | |
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| Brazillian (shaved)
Posted: 5/23/2009 12:36:33 AM | | Wow, I appreciate the pain that you girls go through for us guys. *hugs* | |
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