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Posted: 9/5/2005 7:30:30 PM | | well we were both under 18, and he wasn't actually wielding the shotgun, it was in the trunk of his car. She ended up being a slut anyways, and thats not an opinion. I was perminantly scared. | |
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Posted: 9/5/2005 7:36:28 PM | hahaha. That is a great story.  | |
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Posted: 9/5/2005 7:40:59 PM | | I was young, she was a backstabbing whore, I had some good times, and in the end, she left me with the need for years of therapy. Luckily the next one we broke up on half decent terms. | |
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Posted: 9/5/2005 8:22:22 PM | Backstabbing whore? Sounds like you really had nice things to say about her...Therapy or not, I guess you learned your lesson that not all women are as nice as Jessica, Bean or Jeannie (damn, I'm a brown-noser). Well, now's the time to pick yourself up, dust yourself off and start all over again...OK I didn't say that. Peter Tosh did, but it's a good thing to live by. Now back to your backstabbing whore...still got her number? | |
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Posted: 9/5/2005 8:24:34 PM | | lol. She's short 4'0" hahaha, and she moved. Besides she cried rape and we never did anything, tried to get me kick out of school. | |
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Posted: 9/6/2005 3:13:05 AM | | A backstabbing midget whore. Even better. | |
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Posted: 9/6/2005 10:28:46 AM | | Yeah, I was warned, but I didn't want to listen to mom. | |
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Posted: 9/6/2005 5:50:46 PM | So Cam ~ now that I'm in a consulting mood.....have you noticed any changes yet since you altered your profile? I must say that it is a BIG change you no longer sound like a d*ck
Hope all is going well! | |
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Posted: 9/6/2005 8:30:28 PM | Man Andy that wasn't brown nosing that was brown facin' my friend. Yeah those chicks are pretty cool. I think they are allowed to hang with Big Daddy Zilla! Yeah Link dude, I hope my advice kind of helped you a bit. You seem much better now. | |
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Posted: 9/7/2005 4:17:34 AM | | Yes! I have been allowed to be one of "Big Daddy's" girls... I'm so excited. I don't have to do the throat baby initation though do I? | |
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Posted: 9/7/2005 4:26:24 AM | | I think that is reserved for me, but please feel free to take that duty from me...lol | |
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Posted: 9/7/2005 5:13:23 AM | | No, thats one duty I think I'll let you keep. Bean the snowball queen. | |
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Posted: 9/7/2005 1:41:37 PM | Jeannie
lol, yeah, it takes me a little bit to open up to people. But the only thing I've noticed is that women at least read my mail before deleting it. :S.
Jess/bean
what is a throat baby? Do I even want to know? | |
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Posted: 9/7/2005 1:47:12 PM | how do you make babies?
now think about a throat...
got it? | |
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Posted: 9/7/2005 1:50:31 PM | | I've never heard it called that before. | |
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Posted: 9/7/2005 1:55:36 PM | Reading before deleted is a move upward! Maybe it's what you send in the emails! lol.
I hope you aren't one of those one-liner guys!
If you are....(not saying that you are) ~
But if you want a woman to take the time to respond....take the time to send a real email!
I'm over the emails that just are one liners.....everyone has had them right......????
~ Nice eyes
~ I'm in town for the weekend
~ Wanna get together?
Oh please.....Those are actual one liner emails of the sort I get ALL THE TIME & I'm sure the other women in here do too. If a guy doesn't have 5 minutes to send me a sincere email ~ why would I waste my time?
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Posted: 9/7/2005 1:58:53 PM | wow, I'm gonna be rich
I usually try to send something, although most boil down to:
"Hi. Wanna chat"
never that short, but I don't know what else to say. | |
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Posted: 9/7/2005 2:00:26 PM | Tell the girl why you wanna chat with her, what in her profile caught your eye.
Unless its her boobs... that probably wouldn't be too suave. | |
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Posted: 9/7/2005 2:03:28 PM | lol jess. 1) I'm not that kind of person, they're nice but not important 2) most woman don't have that great of a pic up if it contains them
I think if I don't start getting someones attention, I might just move to kidnapping  . . . kidding. | |
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Posted: 9/7/2005 2:34:51 PM | lol "Hi. Wanna chat" ~ THOSE SUCK
Jessica is right though. Also can include something little about yourself...to make "her" wanna read your profile. | |
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Posted: 9/7/2005 3:25:37 PM | | any guy who e-mails me i go read his profile before I even read his e-mail. Thats just me though. | |
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Posted: 9/7/2005 3:43:08 PM | | I always read the one liner first....then delete if he can't hold my attention! If it's a long email ~ I'll scan over it, check his profile to see if he copy/paste (happens A LOT) and then delete! lol. If he seems like a genuinely nice guy ~ I'll reply. | |
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Posted: 9/7/2005 6:37:30 PM | Linksama: Here's 5 things Women don't want to hear in e-mails:
1. Do you like 500 lbs. of thrust?
2. Wanna play Naked Dungeons and Dragons?
3. I'll show you my porn collection if you come over
4. Mayonaise is good because you can lick your fingers when you're done
5. Don't worry about Grandma...she likes to watch | |
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Posted: 9/7/2005 7:13:05 PM | | what's wrong with #3????? | |
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Posted: 9/7/2005 7:47:56 PM | | And here I was gonna ask about #5 | |
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