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| Best way to pick up a MAN??????????
Posted: 8/5/2005 12:28:13 AM | Well, on me several different things work, depending on who the lady is. I like some suggestions by YX32, Weekend Huntress, x-Olivia-x, and Gideon's 70's last comment as well. I have met some ladies for whom almost any line would work, and some for whom absolutely no line would get them anywhere. If you girls wanna try out your best lines on me, you know now how to find my profile! | |
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| Best way to pick up a MAN??????????
Posted: 8/5/2005 12:33:07 AM | Its not rocket science. Its not like were not offering penis to you any way.
"Let me get that door for you." translation- "would you like some penis."
"how about dinner and a movie?" translaton- "May I help you to some penis."
The list goes.
If you really wanna pick up a man, all you gotta do look at him and smile. If you got all your teeth 90% of us will take care of the rest. | |
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| Best way to pick up a MAN??????????
Posted: 8/5/2005 5:58:01 AM | ask him to hold a small mirror while you apply lipstick, when your done, look right into his eyes lick your lips and blow a kiss. 
I guarantee, it would work on me. Actually, it already has. | |
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| Best way to pick up a MAN??????????
Posted: 8/5/2005 9:37:41 AM | | pretty much anything will work...we ARE talking about picking up a man, right? lol..j/k but seriously...it's not that difficult :) | |
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rodd26
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Joined: 7/23/2005
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| Best way to pick up a MAN??????????
Posted: 8/5/2005 7:35:44 PM | lay down ( or bend over) pull up your skirt and let him dive in,
after he's done take him to the restaurant of his choice while he drives your car, as your blowing him all the way, pay for the meal,drop him off at your hot lesbian friends house for a slumber party. don't ever call him again. | |
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| Best way to pick up a MAN??????????
Posted: 8/5/2005 7:38:05 PM | or you can tell him you are a lesbian , but looking for her first male experience
or you can show him how you can put your legs behind your neck
of course, there is the guaranteed not to fail : "let's f.ck" | |
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rodd26
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Joined: 7/23/2005
Msg: 169 | |
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| Best way to pick up a MAN??????????
Posted: 8/5/2005 9:59:51 PM | Hold him by the shoulders and lift with the knees.
Best done at the bar after he's had 7 straight shots of tequila. Then you can have his all love, attention AND eventually his wallet.  Oh, beware of angry wife/girlfriend/illicit lover no matter how much he claims NOT to have one. | |
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rodd26
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Joined: 7/23/2005
Msg: 171 | |
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| Best way to pick up a MAN??????????
Posted: 8/7/2005 12:37:57 AM | | Well that only works if you can see his eyes in a bar or club.I play dumb i am old school; body language works great for me especially if its crowed.My trump card is when I look into Her eyes! | |
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| Best way to pick up a MAN??????????
Posted: 8/7/2005 12:56:29 AM | Was wondering would you act the same if you where face with the fact that your best girlfriend thinks hes hot too and she is using the same technic.Hummmm..makes you think. | |
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| Best way to pick up a MAN??????????
Posted: 9/10/2005 9:20:14 PM | Bend at the knees, put your arms around him, just under the butt and lift...make sure you keep your knees bent or you will hurt your back 
Work's everytime! | |
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| Best way to pick up a MAN??????????
Posted: 10/17/2005 4:59:33 PM | I'm a total dumba$$ when it comes to a woman hitting on me so a direct approach would be needed and I think it avoids any confusion in the male mind to wether she is trying to pick him up or not.
It is generally not accepted to pick a man up by his handle that is unless you plan on letting him carry you around like a six pack!  | |
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| Best way to pick up a MAN??????????
Posted: 10/17/2005 5:54:50 PM | hows that song go, its gonna take money.a whole lota spending money,its gonna take patience and money to do it right child,hahahaha,just kidding,being honest and forward works for me.... | |
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| Best way to pick up a MAN??????????
Posted: 10/17/2005 6:01:29 PM | Passion Unlimited hit the subject nail right on it's head !!!! You might also wanna try the fireman's carry... it's a lot easier on the back, but that's more then picking up, more like carrying. Remember bend at the knees, and use those legs muscles... not the back muscles.
When I was younger I was pretty oblivious to signals. It was only quite a few years after highschool when I ran into an old classmate did she tell me... did you realize that this girl had a crush on you, and that girl had a crush on you?!? I was more in love with my bag of weed back then than anything else. | |
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| Best way to pick up a MAN??????????
Posted: 12/14/2005 10:23:19 PM | I've had interesting ways to pick up a man...but most of the time, I am just being honest and it turns them on, even though I don't mean to pick them up.
- One time, there was this guy standing next to me who looked amazing in these pair of jeans he had on. I swear, he looked like a hot Levi's commercial...so I simply went up to him and said, " Nice jeans ". You should see the way he lit up and we started talking....
- I complimented a guy once at a club. He looked just like Bob Marley...he had charisma and you can see all the ladies attracted to him. I walked up to him and said, " I love your look. You look like the god Marley ". He laughed and we dated a long time...he is now a pro soccer player and up to this day, he still keeps his dreads. When I bumped into him after 3 yrs at a club, the first thing I said was, " I still love the dreads ...you kept it". And he replied back, " Because of you ". Needless to say, another passionate chapter into our lives opened up, only to close once he left for Puerto Rico for another year of pro soccer:)
- At University during undergrad, there was this hot guy in my class. He kept on looking my way and I would catch him. One day, I literally skipped class. The next day I approached him with my e-mail address and said, " Hi, I was wondering if you can give me the notes for last class...here's my e-mail address ". And he responded:)
- At University, there was this hot raver-type of guy with funky hair. We had mutual friends but we were never formally introduced. One day,he was talking to his friend about finding the right stylist for a colour he wants, that's very unique....and I go, " Hey, I can do it. Trust me, come to my rez and I can dye your hair for you...the girls' rez have huge bathtubs "...He came and it was the best experience ever. I washed his hair and I can see him close his eyes...hot day and just both of us, in the balcony, me dyeing his hair and him just loving it...that night, he slept beside me in bed:) lol.
- Big time CEO, older man, very attractive. I walked up to him once and said, " Hi, my name is Sarah. I find you staring at me everytime I walk by the cafe, by my work ". We had a long conversation about a lot of things...nothing sexual...but he did say that I was one of the most fascinating young women he has ever met. | |
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