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 Babylonia

Joined: 1/27/2005
Msg: 26
smell talk
Posted: 7/14/2005 10:09:37 PM
My gosh, tell her. Be tactful, but tell her.

BTW, guys have that certain 'smell' too. All of ya have it, unless you are right fresh out of a shower. It's just part of being human.

But if it's rancid, there is something wrong.
 geekgoddess

Joined: 7/12/2004
Msg: 27
smell talk
Posted: 7/14/2005 10:30:37 PM
she should not have an unpleasant odor or taste. chances are she has an infection and needs to see a doc or at least buy some massengil.


Why do guys always say 'tell her to douche' as if that's magically going to clear up the problem. Douches went out years ago guys! They're no good for us and they'll make the problem worse!

Now take this new found knowledge and remove the word from the word list in your head.
 T,D and H

Joined: 4/6/2005
Msg: 28
smell talk
Posted: 7/14/2005 10:34:10 PM
That is informative...however I will hold onto the word douche.

It can be useful still, and the fact that it is outdated, pointless and out of fashion is all the better.

"Guys who get squeamish about a funky pus sy are douche-bags...for example."

I'm just kidding, if it's that bad - do something about it.
 Canadian_Hottie_30

Joined: 2/27/2005
Msg: 29
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Posted: 7/14/2005 10:49:58 PM
[Well thats a new one for me. A woman actually said that felt weird? Man, thats weird. I have never met a woman that didn't like oral.]



Well then Evan, you haven't met a good % of the female population! lol!
 T,D and H

Joined: 4/6/2005
Msg: 30
smell talk
Posted: 7/14/2005 11:09:16 PM
No, my dear....a good % of the female population hasn't met me!
 Eric46

Joined: 9/2/2004
Msg: 31
smell talk
Posted: 7/15/2005 2:59:56 AM
(I don't suppose burkkish is here anymore to benefit from any collective knowledge) ...

But;
Yikes, daz nasty! ... I would think she'd already be aware of it ...

especially afterwards ... when your face resembles someone that's been eating powdered doughnuts.


 onehotmamax1

Joined: 3/31/2005
Msg: 32
smell talk
Posted: 7/15/2005 3:04:48 AM
It is never right to lie. HOwever, that said, tact in a situation like that is essential..why don't you suggest a shower prior to love making, or just simply mention that maybe something in the diet might be contributing. Or, just simply sit down and talk about it. It could be a medical condition.
 YX32

Joined: 7/10/2005
Msg: 33
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Posted: 7/15/2005 3:04:59 AM
@Eric...Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

This is something you've personally experienced? Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
 QueenCrimson

Joined: 7/10/2005
Msg: 34
smell talk
Posted: 7/15/2005 3:10:04 AM
Tell her. You need to eventually. If you let such a thing go on and wait to tell her, she'll be both hurt and furious that you had not told her sooner, or at least I would be. I think it's better for her to know though, instead of you beating around the bush. She can get help for this because, to me, it sounds like an infection. However, you may be getting natural smells mixed up with a 'rotten' odour.
 Eric46

Joined: 9/2/2004
Msg: 35
smell talk
Posted: 7/15/2005 5:50:42 AM
That's correct yx32;


And it's definitely a mood breaker.
 jrguitar23

Joined: 6/24/2005
Msg: 36
smell talk
Posted: 7/15/2005 6:22:06 AM
An old joke used to be, start licking at her breasts, and if you can smell it at the belly button, GET THE HELL OUT OF THERE
 BriBoa

Joined: 6/30/2005
Msg: 37
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Posted: 7/15/2005 10:12:52 AM
use your finger as a dip stick, cause it`s a whole lot simpler to wipe that off on er hair.
 HavinFunRU

Joined: 6/22/2005
Msg: 38
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Posted: 7/15/2005 10:28:11 AM
O.K. you guys...make fun...hahahaha.

This bro has a serious problem. Actually, his girl has a serious problem. If its that bad, there is something medically wrong.

I'm sure she notices it too, but maybe doesn't know what the problem is. BE A MAN! Tell her.
 Jewel1212

Joined: 7/6/2005
Msg: 39
smell talk
Posted: 7/15/2005 10:48:24 AM

have you ever started dating someone and durring intercorse, you notice an odor? Most of the time I thought it was something they ate, but I wonder. My last girlfriend of 2 years has this problem. Weather she knows it or not, that thing stinks! I love to pleasure a lady orally, but some things you cant ignore. After we had sex, I would have to RUN to the bathroom to wash off. Not wanting to hurt her, I would say I have semen on my hands and... THE TRUE QUESTION IS: IT BETTER TO LIE TO YOUR LOVER, SAYING NOTHINGS WRONG? OR TELL THEM ABOUT THEIR FOULNESS?


LOL dude, you're pathetic.
 RapunzelRapunzel

Joined: 5/18/2005
Msg: 40
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Posted: 7/15/2005 11:45:46 AM
This has always amazed me. How can someone NOT know they smell down there? I mean I am an absolute clean freak, have been since that first whiff hit me at puberty. A lot of gals say this is a no-no, but my credo is they'll have to pry the FDS from my cold dead fingers, lol. The others are right in that douching is not recommended, though my doctor says it is alright once a month but no more than that. I douche occasionally, sometimes right after my period. And of course I get check ups if anything unusual seems to be going on, which is thankfully rare.

I'm sorry she is putting you in that position. I do think you should say something. Practice that tact, though. Still you are doing her a favor if she is clueless about her hygiene (or cooter health.)

Rap
 armorous

Joined: 7/15/2005
Msg: 41
smell talk
Posted: 7/15/2005 11:52:59 AM
belly chain, pine tree...that should do it!!!
 Eric46

Joined: 9/2/2004
Msg: 42
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Posted: 7/15/2005 12:21:07 PM
^^^ what he said;

Aaaaaahha ha ha ... *snort* ... Pine Tree hehehe ...

...................

too bad she's not AC/DC ... then she could use a Glade Plug-in.

 x_soldat

Joined: 5/6/2004
Msg: 43
smell talk
Posted: 7/15/2005 1:21:17 PM
Heck this thread could easily expand to encompass general groinal hygiene [yeahhh I know it's a made-up word] AND overall cleanliness for that matter.

Does anyone remember Red Foxx's raw stand-up comedy?

[Bear with me, it's kind on-topic]

One was "you got to wash yo a$$hole."

"When you know yo lady love ain't gonna be but one inch from yo a$$hole, you KNOWS you gots to clean it!"

And, even if crude, it's true.

Always clean, always washed.

If it still smells -- something's wrong.
 txboy46

Joined: 6/30/2005
Msg: 44
smell talk
Posted: 7/15/2005 1:27:50 PM
Dipstick, I like that.

Just a minute honey while I check!! Lol
 JonnyPooch

Joined: 3/3/2005
Msg: 45
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Posted: 7/21/2005 9:18:12 PM
I have yet to have experienced a lady with no smell at all, that would be heaven, lol. Women do have a smell, which comes back minutes after showering anyway.
If you decide to tell her, be prepared to be cut-off sex!!!
 bambi75

Joined: 6/20/2005
Msg: 46
smell talk
Posted: 7/21/2005 9:22:49 PM
ummmmmmm........lets see..........Duh, don't lie! There could be a medical problem.
 Semper Verite

Joined: 4/25/2005
Msg: 47
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Posted: 7/21/2005 9:27:27 PM

"It's called 'Blowjob Revenge'."


Heh, I learned that nasty trick as a cement mixer, but thats totally more vicious.
 longte

Joined: 10/18/2004
Msg: 48
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Posted: 7/22/2005 1:01:14 AM
Could be a problem there
Possibly you have just got a sensitive nose
So long as it still tastes nice, whats the problem???

Breathing the Essence of You

Walking down the road together…. Just to get some milk
Wearing cut-off shorts and a blouse that’s made of silk
Feeling of the grass, as it sidles through our toes
The essence of the wildflowers tickling your nose

You start to walk a little faster… Cheeky glance at me
Suddenly you’re Off… Sprinting down the street
Knowing I can catch you, if I really have the mind
Knowing I’ll be happier, running on behind

Peek over your shoulder… Feeling that I’m there
Flicking out the band… To free your flowing hair
Knowing that I’m watching everything you do
I follow Aphrodite…. Like a dream come true

Buttocks working rhythmically, like two cats in a sack
Feeling me behind you…. right behind your back
Watching as your arms are pumping as you run
Knowing by your smile.. You’re having lots of fun
A burst of consternation as you seem to lose your stride
I’m there in an instant.. Worried at your side
The Cheekiness that’s in your grin… You Clasp onto my arm
Oh My Hero has appeared… To keep me safe from harm

Slowing… Turning to my arms… Pulling me in tight
Breathing in your essence….. Knowing we’re alright


Ah The Sweet Smell of Arousal
Yummy
 BriBoa

Joined: 6/30/2005
Msg: 49
smell talk
Posted: 2/1/2006 10:10:06 AM
i love to sniff peoples butts!
 smoochiegal

Joined: 5/18/2005
Msg: 50
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Posted: 2/1/2006 10:33:27 AM
well I'd have thought it quite obvious that she had some type of infection whether she realised it or not u should have told her to go get checked out just incase cos u don't want her to be ill cos u care about her xjx
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