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 Author Thread: So ya wanna be a poet?
 poetwhocares

Joined: 5/1/2005
Msg: 151
So ya wanna be a poet? shirts are optional in here lol :D
Posted: 9/20/2005 2:33:11 PM
this kinda overflowed from the other thread

4344
Aged to Adore

21 September 2005


Why are all the nice girls
aged Forty Four
As if this guy at Forty Five
was in a closeness to adore

Could some please be Thirty Two
even if I love a woman born
in the year of Nineteen Sixty Three
Because of her I really do like
in a designation of her and me

In exchanges a world or so away
Those highlights in message
from this poet to woman in words
composed to what they do say

A lonely heart - a man of the moon
Since from my outlook I really do
need a camera with a strong zoom

©2005 Regina Publications

a poet who cares
 bernard2504

Joined: 6/27/2005
Msg: 152
So ya wanna be a poet? shirts are optional in here lol :D
Posted: 9/20/2005 11:18:23 PM
work? id rather lick an iron,
well this job anyway,
i want to be something different
in a james bond kind of way

id use my gun to catch bad guys
and offer glib remarks
use strange gadgets on keyholes
and run through streets and parks

the criminals would catch me
and tell me secret plans
i would burn the ropes with lasers
and grab the nearest girl

and plant c4 on the nearest vat of unstable chemicals,without thinking what would happen to the environment if exploded,of course it would all be covered up by the 'government' and i would recieve no credit whatsoever for my actions.I would wake up during the night sweating ,having just seen the last mans eyes staring up at me who id dispatched at close range with his own weapon, and resist the urge to scratch down below as the last eurochick i ended up with in a mastermind evil genius's escape pod had some sort of sexual disease.

Actually my job isnt that bad after all!
 carribeanking7

Joined: 4/10/2005
Msg: 153
Essay writing 101
Posted: 9/20/2005 11:30:39 PM
Ted is 7-yr old and he's very bad in essay writing.
one day the teacher
asked the class to write a 500-word essay based on
any little animal they like. Ted thought real hard
and finally he started his essay:

titled: my lost cat


one day i lost my kitty, i went out to the street
and started calling:
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kitty kitty..." but she never comes back, that's
how i lost my cat.
 =CrackedHalo=®™

Joined: 5/20/2005
Msg: 154
So ya wanna be a poet?
Posted: 9/21/2005 3:15:58 AM
(Washroom stall)

Here I sit all broken hearted, to take a Sh*t but only farted..... Ya... I'm a poet and don't know it
 =CrackedHalo=®™

Joined: 5/20/2005
Msg: 155
So ya wanna be a poet?
Posted: 9/21/2005 3:19:02 AM
If your not Dutch your not much...... oh wait...I'm German, sorry.
 Ali Kat

Joined: 8/14/2005
Msg: 156
So ya wanna be a poet?
Posted: 9/21/2005 4:08:52 AM

Here I sit all broken hearted, to take a Sh*t but only farted

Next time I will take a chance
Save my dime and sh*t my pants
 =CrackedHalo=®™

Joined: 5/20/2005
Msg: 157
So ya wanna be a poet?
Posted: 9/21/2005 5:24:11 AM
Here I sit,
Same as ever
Took a dump
And pulled the lever,
The toilet cloged,
The water flowed,
Look out world it's a mother load

 dolly_pops

Joined: 9/14/2005
Msg: 158
So ya wanna be a poet?
Posted: 9/21/2005 8:13:26 AM
I love myself
I think I'm grand
I go to the movies
and hold my hand

I put my arm
around my waist
and when I get fresh
I slap my face

 ~SpiffyKat~

Joined: 8/16/2005
Msg: 159
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lololololololololhahahahahahahahahahaheheheheheheeh ROFL
Posted: 9/21/2005 9:11:08 AM
Poet eloquent write as always....eveyone else OMG LMAO! Too funny guys:)Hope to see you all back soon!I know its mine but I havta say geat thread LOL and its all because of you guys..mwah!have a great day,Kat
 ~SpiffyKat~

Joined: 8/16/2005
Msg: 160
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lololololololololhahahahahahahahahahaheheheheheheeh ROFL
Posted: 9/21/2005 9:24:54 AM
Beans Beans
The more you eat the more you toot
I sound like I could
Play the flute

I just made that up..YAY me
I should go publish it
 Ali Kat

Joined: 8/14/2005
Msg: 161
lololololololololhahahahahahahahahahaheheheheheheeh ROFL
Posted: 9/21/2005 5:50:53 PM
Uh^^^^^ that sounds like a personal problem Something you're not telling me hun????
 carribeanking7

Joined: 4/10/2005
Msg: 162
lololololololololhahahahahahahahahahaheheheheheheeh ROFL
Posted: 9/21/2005 7:25:26 PM
Beans are packed with flatulence inducing properties
the germans have a saying " one bean one sound"
dont exhaust your exhaust too much now
 ~SpiffyKat~

Joined: 8/16/2005
Msg: 163
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lololololololololhahahahahahahahahahaheheheheheheeh ROFL
Posted: 9/21/2005 11:45:02 PM
Ali....Lol When I said I ,I didnt mean I as in me...lol nevermind.....just carribean....I love you man This thread is highly entertaining and uber hilarious lately...keep em comion kids...Mwah!Kat
 bernard2504

Joined: 6/27/2005
Msg: 164
lololololololololhahahahahahahahahahaheheheheheheeh ROFL
Posted: 9/22/2005 5:30:59 AM
i walked today in giant land
a huge expanse and truely grand
i had to dodge a foot or two
and please don't ask about the poo
 bernard2504

Joined: 6/27/2005
Msg: 165
lololololololololhahahahahahahahahahaheheheheheheeh ROFL
Posted: 9/22/2005 5:33:22 AM
wool is great to play with
or so my cat tells me
i just can't get enthusiastic about it
i mean its just wool
 ~SpiffyKat~

Joined: 8/16/2005
Msg: 166
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lololololololololhahahahahahahahahahaheheheheheheeh ROFL
Posted: 9/22/2005 9:57:42 AM
Thats so profound bernard I mean....Im speechlessactually its too funny and you rock!
 ~SpiffyKat~

Joined: 8/16/2005
Msg: 167
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lololololololololhahahahahahahahahahaheheheheheheeh ROFL
Posted: 9/23/2005 9:51:22 AM
Just looking this thread over alittle and giggling again.yall are too funny...hope to see more soon.Have an awesome day,kat
 Ali Kat

Joined: 8/14/2005
Msg: 168
new
Posted: 9/23/2005 10:06:52 PM
Soul mates = Terror Squared


"Her beauty was terrible to me"
At times I've read or heard
Never truly comprehending
The meaning of those words
It made no sense, how could that be?

I've searched since time began
For answers deep and esoteric
From the solutions I've always ran
Out of fear I did not understand
My soul she's freed, at last I can

In the deepest, darkest corner of our hearts
The walls we built now blown apart
All our lives those barriers stood
Neither believed anyone ever could, or would
Shine so bright on that secret, hidden heart

With your coming a tempest rose
Delicate and powerful, covered in thorns
A flower of beauty only soul mates know
Trust, faith, communication, and love
Give it those and watch it grow

Thorns at times may scratch
We can heal with great dispatch
Never cutting deep, just a small sting
For to the table we both bring
Kindness, maturity, and understanding

Why is her beauty terrifying to me?
Simply because I love her so deeply
In her hands she holds my heart
As I hold hers, and with a fall
Too easily, they could be torn apart

So I'll catch her as she will me
When we stumble so as not to fall
Before too long, my sweet little one
This scary journey we've now begun
Will be over, hearts resting, one-on-one
 ~SpiffyKat~

Joined: 8/16/2005
Msg: 169
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Posted: 9/24/2005 12:17:40 AM
awesome job Ali:)have a great day kids and keep the new writes coming:)Big hugs,Kat
 ~SpiffyKat~

Joined: 8/16/2005
Msg: 170
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new a poem for my daughter:)
Posted: 9/24/2005 12:52:35 AM
The soft light of morning
You wear like ribbons in your hair
My love is always with you
Even when Im not there
As your getting on the bus
In the morning time for school
take care of my heart
Like a rare and precious jewel
My love ,my love is always with you
When youre riding your bike
And accidentally skin your knee
Through your tear stung eyes
I hope my little angel you can see
My love will never leave you
And as the seasons change
Like the turning of a page
And slowly through the years
We add numbers to our age
My love will never leave you.....
Theres something betwen a daughter
And the way a mother loves
theres sanctitiy and purity
Like the heavenly realms above
My dearest darling angel
My sweetest one I love
My love is always with you
My Lindsay sent from up above
 Hero28

Joined: 4/5/2005
Msg: 171
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wanted / place to post
Posted: 9/24/2005 12:58:03 AM
my first year in Seattle

its gone cold quick
broke some unnamed law when I got here
its like showing up at a party , the house is white from top to ceiling
and for some unfortunate reason
not of my intention but, of my manifestation
I spilled wine everywhere and ashed my cigarette on the carpet
asked to leave, without hesitation, it was explained
oh yes ! yes of course your allowed to have a good time
but only if it’s agreed
namely be acceptable to others and never ever…
can you hold on …I got a call
I have to take this
go sort your self out…

as you received me so I leave you
the fall in Seattle its starting to rain
 ~SpiffyKat~

Joined: 8/16/2005
Msg: 172
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wanted / place to post ...and ya found it yay woot :)
Posted: 9/24/2005 10:36:51 AM
Excellent write ^^^If you need a place to post youre more than welcome here anytime or in my other thread "everyone else is doin it I want a thread too LOL"That goes for all of yall:D Have a great day...Kat....aka fellfromheaven/ooh pie:)
 Hero28

Joined: 4/5/2005
Msg: 173
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wanted / place to post ..thank ya thanka kindly
Posted: 9/24/2005 12:16:28 PM
Heroes

The first meant well enough but had lost all manners when his mother died
he chased her ghost into old age
another shined with the brilliance of the eternity but, could not hold down a job to save a life
one son found that searching, finding, and being god
really isn’t that big a deal
another child placed his feet firmly in the ground
although unable to catch the stars himself, he gets the joke
this one is life out of lava and brought common sense to the common
his lesson is as sharp as glass
one guy I never meet gave me his map
to do him well, I have to kill him
your laughing if you understand
at another time in the desert
he was her first love and she was the gate from which sprang his first thought
her love was so great it propelled him beyond her
but not so far they couldn’t speak
one lady was truly in tune
she saw him first, blessed him, and moved to Texas
yippee yaw ya yai yo
 Ali Kat

Joined: 8/14/2005
Msg: 174
wanted / place to post ..thank ya thanka kindly
Posted: 9/25/2005 6:45:39 AM
Insomnia


The ceiling won't answer
It provides no solace
I ask nonetheless
A mind is not a terrible thing to waste
It's just a terrible thing

The idiot box won't answer
"57 channels and nothing on"
I stare through it nonetheless
Intelligence can be a curse
Will the box drain me of it?

The phone won't answer
All too rarely it rings
I take it everywhere nonetheless
Just in case I miss a call
The cold machine still blinks zero

The book won't answer
I stare through it nonetheless
Losing my place, losing my faith
There are no answers to be found
With the curse of a questioning mind
 poetwhocares

Joined: 5/1/2005
Msg: 175
new a poem for my daughter:)
Posted: 9/25/2005 7:44:55 AM
your poem for your daughter Lindsay - ohhpie pie was absolutely a beautiful read -
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