|
|
|
|
|
| Things I've learned while I was drunk....
Posted: 3/10/2008 5:51:51 PM | Things i've learnt whilst drunk, dont drink and drive, you spill it all over and the dry cleaning bills horrendous. (Joke)
I got in trouble again when the police stopped me and arrested me for drink driving whilst banned.
Both breath test and urine test were positive so I stole the urine sample, I cant believe that on top of being charged and prosecuted for drink driving, and also driving whilst banned the police are now going to charge me and prosecute me with taking the piss.  
(JOKE} | |
|
| Things I've learned while I was drunk....
Posted: 3/10/2008 6:36:33 PM | 1. when peeing, it's best to take your pants off first.
2. going to the bathroom outside is not more convenient then trying to find a bathroom inside.  | |
|
| |
| Things I've learned while I was drunk....
Posted: 11/28/2008 8:15:53 PM | - Friends who are equally as drunk are not to be trusted
- don't walk to the corner store by yourself in a snowstorm
- you are louder than you think
- you actually are not walking straight. It is not your eyes that are wobbly. | |
|
|
| Page 28 of 28
|
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28 |
|
Home
login 
