Reia80
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Joined: 9/21/2005
Msg: 76 | |
| Things I've learned while I was drunk....
Posted: 9/21/2005 12:40:10 PM | DO NOT fall asleep on the grassy knoll at the gas station in Manhattan Beach in a Renaissance dress at 2 in the morning while your friend buys cigarettes and there's a cop in the parking lot. Ummm...drunk in public? No, not me!!!  | |
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| Things I've learned while I was drunk....
Posted: 9/22/2005 10:18:41 PM | | Never confes yer innermost thoughts to a "loved" one who doesn't know them when you have been mainlining tequila... Too much honesty is NOT a good thing... | |
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| Things I've learned while I was drunk....
Posted: 9/22/2005 10:47:42 PM | | Ahh the truth that only Tequila can understand… My personal poison of regret is 12-year-old Jameson’s whisky… Too much honestly packed into that little bottle. Well said... | |
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| Things I've learned while I was drunk....
Posted: 9/23/2005 11:04:56 AM | | As a teenager I received a valuable lesson one night. I discovered, to my dismay, that if you drink Still Rose wine, and it tastes so good that you overdo your partaking before realizing it, and if you can't ride your bike so you have to walk it home, and you leave your front door open, and a neighborhood cat happens along, and decides to invite himself in, and doesn't want to leave, and doesn't come to you when you call him, and runs into back bedrooms, and hides under beds, and you try to lure him with canned dogfood, and walk down the hall with it on a spoon, and half of it spills on the floor, and when you get to the cat he still won't come, and after much consternation you finally get the cat out, and then throw up half the night because you drank too much, and you make resolutions and deals with God if that if you can just feel better in the morning you'll never do it again, and if you still feel horrible in the morning, but you keep your resolution because you never want to feel that way again, ..... it can turn out to be a valuable, helpful lesson. | |
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| Things I've learned while I was drunk....
Posted: 9/23/2005 12:17:34 PM | Tequila helps you walk farther sideways than straight ahead.
Military police don't like chasing their hats around the parking lot (he shouldn't have left his window down).
Check out the local wildlife before taking the backyard express in a foreign country ( I forgot that Florida has rattlesnakes and alligators).
The powers that be look out for drunks and small children (see above).
I can handle the spins, but not in 3D. Don't sleep on the waterbed when drunk.
The ratio of good judgement to drunks is inversely proportional. Sometimes exponentially so. | |
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| Things I've learned while I was drunk....
Posted: 9/23/2005 12:45:56 PM | When you come home drunk (when you're still young and live at home) make as much noise as you can. It's when you sneak in really quiet that they know you're drunk!!! My mom let that one slip out and I never forgot it!!!
JJ
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| Things I've learned while I was drunk....
Posted: 9/23/2005 10:47:58 PM | Never eat carrots, and bannans with bush beer, then throw up in front of a church on Saterday night. (Not my fault they pulled the car over, and I couldn't help it, didn't know it until I was done. Hey I was 17 years old.) | |
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| Things I've learned while I was drunk....
Posted: 9/23/2005 11:43:48 PM | ~Ferrets bite
~No one wants me to call them at 3am to tell them how much my bar tab was.
~Bottles break alot easier over someones head in the movies.
~Bartenders don't like being tipped in change, and no it doesn't matter that it is mostly quarters.
~After a few drinks I become a grammy worthy singer.
~No one wants to see the scar on my knee that I can only show by pulling down my pants.
~Shots aren't just cute little****ails that come in tiny glasses. | |
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| Things I've learned while I was drunk....
Posted: 9/25/2005 9:26:23 AM | Acutally, just learnt this one this past friday. It's not a good idea to make jello shooters at 3am when your drunk. I did this and I made actual jello and forgot to add the alcohol. When I was done making the shooters, I noticed the Malibu on the counter, laughed my head off and then had to remake the shooters, this time with the alcohol.
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| Things I've learned while I was drunk....
Posted: 9/25/2005 11:03:25 AM | Budgirl, Well, I won't comment....Even when you do make them "properly" you've added too much water and they are a little runny. And putting them in the freezer does not make them any better.
No matter how drunk I am, I've learned that budgirl can convince me that I'm not drunk at all by telling me that I'm not hiccupping, throwing up or falling down. | |
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Roaul
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Joined: 4/14/2004
Msg: 92 | |
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| Things I've learned while I was drunk....
Posted: 9/25/2005 6:43:00 PM | | That if you drink a bunch of sloe gin at one party, then go to another party and start puking, they'll think you're puking up blood and freak out.... | |
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| Things I've learned while I was drunk....
Posted: 9/25/2005 7:05:00 PM | Budgirl-Are you talking to yourself? You really gotta quit the boozin'!..trippy
I learned that you shouldn't ride on a lawnchair in the back of a pickup truck with the tailgate down..Still have a few scars to remind me of that awesome night. | |
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| Things I've learned while I was drunk....
Posted: 9/25/2005 9:23:48 PM | | Actually, kingfisher, it was supposed to be me posting that reply to budgirl, but well, the computer has a mind of its own sometimes apparently. Sorry about the confusion. | |
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Garf
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Joined: 4/4/2005
Msg: 99 | |
| Things I've learned while I was drunk....
Posted: 9/25/2005 9:31:02 PM | I once stole the sign from in front of a Robins' Donuts after splitting a 40 of tequila with my buddy Jake.
All you need is a 17mm wrench and some vice grips.
I'm still trying to figure out why we did it.
*next story*
I woke up one morning, and went to my bathroom to find a shopping cart filled to the top with road signs, parking meters, no parking signs, some door handles, and a bunch of liscense plates. I don't have a clue how we got it up the fire escape...it's the only way into the apartment.
(That was eleven years ago, by the way...I've grown up a bit since then.) | |
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