sauda
| | Joined: 6/29/2005 Msg: 26 | |
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| Your favourite lines Posted: 9/8/2005 6:51:55 AM | | Life is like a pop up book... always consisting of hidden surprises! | |
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mymoko
| | Joined: 8/11/2005 Msg: 28 | |
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legs57
| | Joined: 2/28/2005 Msg: 30 | |
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| Your favourite lines Posted: 9/8/2005 7:17:00 AM | | A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic that has never owned a car. | |
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| Your favourite lines Posted: 9/8/2005 8:18:13 AM | My slogan in life for years has been:
Better an honest asshole than a smiling liar.
(and it's even original) | |
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| Your favourite lines Posted: 9/8/2005 9:46:34 AM | Two from my Mom.... It's not who you know, it's who you blow
Don't shit where you eat
edit: and one more
It is far better to be called a bitch than to be thought of as "nice"
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| Your favourite lines Posted: 9/8/2005 9:48:00 AM | Author Rita Moir's mom used to tell her:
if you're not on someone's shit list, you're no damn good. | |
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kas*
| | Joined: 6/18/2005 Msg: 37 | |
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| Your favourite lines Posted: 9/8/2005 9:51:35 AM | few I like Yah snooze Yah looze........ If brains were dynamite you wouldnt have enough to blow your nose....... Are your eyes turning brown or are you full of ......... and from coaching ball.....Hurts less to use your glove...
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| Your favourite lines Posted: 9/8/2005 9:51:55 AM | | "This house runs by the Golden Rule: whoever has the gold, makes the rules!" (My mother's favourite thing to tell us when we were young!!!!) | |
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| Your favourite lines Posted: 9/8/2005 9:54:57 AM | "dammit boy, use your head for more than a hat rack once in a while"
My grandpa passed that one down to my dad who passed it on to me. (i'm pretty sure it's not original though) | |
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| Your favourite lines Posted: 9/8/2005 9:56:02 AM | | lol...I just heard that in the voice of Foghorn Leghorn | |
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| Your favourite lines Posted: 9/8/2005 9:58:03 AM | | If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk! | |
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| Your favourite lines Posted: 9/8/2005 10:00:02 AM | | I thoroughly dissaprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him. | |
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| Your favourite lines Posted: 9/8/2005 10:08:56 AM | If u dont have anything nice to say, then dont say anything at all
Dance as though no one is watching, Love as though you have never been hurt, Sing as though no one can hear and Live as though heaven is on earth.
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mak423
| | Joined: 7/10/2005 Msg: 45 | |
| Your favourite lines Posted: 9/8/2005 10:20:11 AM | | "This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time." | |
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| Your favourite lines Posted: 9/8/2005 10:22:26 AM | quick, look busy! Gods coming 
the phrase that has gotten myself, my sister and a few of my gf through who have been having a tough year
"Just keep going!" | |
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| Your favourite lines Posted: 9/8/2005 11:06:17 AM | | Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things | |
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| Your favourite lines Posted: 9/8/2005 11:14:35 AM | | I can mend the break of day, heal a broken heart, and provide temporary relief to nymphomaniacs. | |
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| Your favourite lines Posted: 9/8/2005 11:26:15 AM | Life is What you Make it.
I'm out of bed and dressed, What more do you want?
There are Two kinds of Pedestrians - the quick and the dead. | |
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Adzam
| | Joined: 6/7/2005 Msg: 50 | |
| Your favourite lines Posted: 9/8/2005 11:41:09 AM | If bigger is better then more is best and too much is just enough! (usually applied by my racing buddies to engines/horsepower and tire size)
A few from my work that we use a lot:
F*ck'em in the goat ass!
Drop the kids off at the pool
Brother Love says "You can't live on love alone, so drink hard!"
And my personal motto atm: I am not a role model | |
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