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 mrmister2011
Joined: 9/30/2004
Msg: 76
Your favourite linesPage 4 of 5    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)
-take it easy...
-what the *&%#
-the blues had a baby and named it rock&roll
- "i do" (something i've yet to actually say!)
-live long and prosperous, i am and always will be your friend
-give peace a chance
- far out man

 satanspawn
Joined: 7/29/2005
Msg: 77
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Posted: 9/8/2005 9:39:44 PM
welder guy...

supposed to be base-8 but the preluding 0's got dropped by the editor... ooops
 billiards_baby
Joined: 6/14/2005
Msg: 78
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Posted: 9/8/2005 9:43:59 PM
Never look for a perfect women....she'll be looking for faults in you.
 billiards_baby
Joined: 6/14/2005
Msg: 79
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Posted: 9/8/2005 9:44:59 PM
If you're drinking to forget...please pay in advance...
 billiards_baby
Joined: 6/14/2005
Msg: 80
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Posted: 9/8/2005 9:46:04 PM
I'd buy you a beer, if I went that way...hee hee, take that however you want!
 tattoos
Joined: 4/13/2005
Msg: 81
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Posted: 9/8/2005 11:53:37 PM
Its better to burn out then to fade away....
 Floweryone
Joined: 6/20/2005
Msg: 82
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Posted: 9/9/2005 2:08:53 PM
I forgot my favourite line - as quoted by my then 10-year old daughter.

"I'm not a nag. I'm a motivational speaker."

LMFAO every time she says it!
 Páñ†hérrrrr64²°°¹™
Joined: 7/24/2005
Msg: 83
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Posted: 9/9/2005 7:12:04 PM
Flowery : THAT is priceless! I'll never forget that one!

My fav's: "Your village just called,... ...they are missing their idiot."

Sometimes you feel like a nut,....

and the motto of most of chatland,...
How much easier it is to be critical than to be correct ~ Benjamin Disreali

follows with a longer version of the arguing one: NEVER argue with an idiot they will simply drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
 bcboy72
Joined: 3/16/2005
Msg: 84
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Posted: 9/9/2005 8:46:44 PM
"It won't lick itself" (read on womens thong underwear) has become one of my favorites...
 Fluffy Handcuffs
Joined: 4/18/2005
Msg: 85
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Posted: 9/9/2005 8:52:58 PM
BC, I never showed u my undies......
 bcboy72
Joined: 3/16/2005
Msg: 86
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Posted: 9/9/2005 8:55:26 PM
;) you might not have showed me...
 Fluffy Handcuffs
Joined: 4/18/2005
Msg: 87
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Posted: 9/9/2005 9:04:33 PM
Undress my mind... the rest should follow

Here are some of my fave (and oh-so-true) Women's 1 liners Ive came across:

1. I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.
2. A hard-on does not count as personal growth
3. Do I look like a frickin' people person?
4. What ever kind of look you were going for, you so totally missed.
5. I am doing my best to imagine you with a personality.
6. I only have enuf time for 1 person per day. Today isnt your day. Tomorrow isnt looking so good either

and yes, I use them regularly in my profile
 gkeeper
Joined: 8/12/2005
Msg: 88
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Posted: 9/9/2005 9:52:37 PM
when I"m having a shitty day, all i have to do is pick up the paper or watch some news on the tube and pretty soon I'm thinking "there but for the grace of God, go I". Not that I'm religious, just thankful is all.
 Scorpio 07
Joined: 8/16/2005
Msg: 89
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Posted: 9/10/2005 12:40:27 AM
I can do this....
 MikelnoAngelo
Joined: 2/3/2005
Msg: 90
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Posted: 9/10/2005 12:51:41 AM
I'm doing better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick..........
 Anticipation
Joined: 8/6/2005
Msg: 91
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Posted: 9/10/2005 1:22:51 AM
I like this one...."dumber than a sack of hammers"
 Walts
Joined: 5/7/2005
Msg: 92
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Posted: 9/10/2005 4:40:17 AM
Winning is'nt everthing, but losing sucks.


An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his foolish friends.
 bigpileofsexy
Joined: 7/11/2005
Msg: 93
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Posted: 9/10/2005 4:56:21 AM
Never gun a cold engine...(in every sebse of the phrase)

worrying is like sitiing in a rocking chair, it gives ya something to do, but it doesnt get ya anywhere.
 T_E_A22
Joined: 2/3/2005
Msg: 94
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Posted: 9/10/2005 6:25:40 AM
hey bigpile, I figured oned of your lines would have had something to do with dropkicks and mean jean okerlund
 vancouver40
Joined: 8/13/2005
Msg: 95
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Posted: 9/10/2005 6:57:25 AM
... if you love something, drop kick it. If it gets back up, it's yours.....
 Myster Boring
Joined: 8/20/2005
Msg: 96
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Posted: 9/10/2005 3:49:40 PM
A couple stolen from an older member of my family :

Keep smiling ,people will wonder what you have been up to!

The situation may be critical ,but it is never serious
 kas*
Joined: 6/18/2005
Msg: 97
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Posted: 9/10/2005 4:02:53 PM
is that a rocket in ur pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
 Scorpio 07
Joined: 8/16/2005
Msg: 98
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Posted: 9/10/2005 4:02:57 PM
there's always a new day....
 gkeeper
Joined: 8/12/2005
Msg: 99
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Posted: 9/11/2005 5:21:30 PM
I don't know how original this is but here goes.... If I've told you once, I've told you a MILLION times... don't exaggerate!

I'm sorry, but I will not apologize.
 tattooangel
Joined: 6/4/2005
Msg: 100
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Posted: 9/11/2005 8:09:36 PM
if it feels good do it....if it feels real good do it repeatedly,
either way just get 'er done
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