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Posted: 10/7/2005 6:40:32 AM | "When you have seen one ant, one bird, one tree, you have not seen them all."
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Posted: 10/7/2005 7:12:08 AM | you don't HAVE to agree with me ...
it'd just be faster. | |
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Posted: 10/9/2005 1:36:16 PM | | " Take time to see the beauty in all things , the goodness in all people and the positive in every situation " ... by , yours truly ... | |
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Posted: 10/9/2005 9:17:19 PM | Good one Tender Heart... & Kilmer...well you know what I think of you... (grins
The things that come to those who wait may be the things left by those who got there first.
Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
It is always the best policy to speak the truth, unless, of course, you are an exceptionally
good liar. - Jerome K. Jerome
He who angers you, conquers you. - Elizabeth Kenny
Happiness consists not in having much, but in being content with little.
While one person hesitates because he feels inferior, the other is busy making mistakes and
becoming superior. - Henry C. Link
I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it!
I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing...
It's easier to ask forgiveness, then it is permission!  | |
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Posted: 10/9/2005 9:36:03 PM | ON THE LIGHTER SIDE....
When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping", now I just go "chunky dunking".
My husband says I never listen to him. At least I think that's what he said.
We have four seasons in our part of the country...Winter, still winter, almost winter, and road construction.
Be suspicious if your mechanic has clean fingernails.
First impressions are important. That's why you never send your resume, "postage due"!
In an underdeveloped country, don't drink the water.
In a developed country, don't breathe the air!
Back up my hard drive? How do I put it in reverse?
You have the right to remain silent.Anything you say will be misquoted then used against you.
SHIN: A device for finding furniture.
There is no gravity. The earth sucks. 
Friends may come and go, but enemies accumlate!
Start your day off with a smile, and get it over with...
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Posted: 10/9/2005 9:52:52 PM | MURPHY"S LAWS....
No good deed goes unpunished.
Leakproof seals - will.
Self starters - will not.
Interchangeable parts - won't.
If you're feeling good, don't worry, you'll get over it.
If you try to please everybody, nobody will like it.
You will always find something in the last place you look.
The other line always moves faster.
In order to get a loan, you must first prove you don't need it.
There is never time to do it right, but there is always time to do it over.
Beauty is only skin deep. Ugly goes right to the bone.
If everything seems to be going well, you obviously don't know what's going on.
If you can't convince them with your brilliance, baffle them with your bullshit!
The bread will always land buttered side down...
Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.
Everybody should believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!
Anything that CAN go wrong....WILL go wrong... | |
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Posted: 10/10/2005 5:59:08 AM | "The world of poetry, mythology, and religion represents the world as a man would like to have it, while science represents the world as he gradually comes to discover it."
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Posted: 10/10/2005 11:38:09 PM | | "Smoking a sigarett and walking up the stairs is like waring five pairs of undies in the same time!, Its not like it hurts, Its just uncomfertable. and there is no good reason to do it" (me, 1998) | |
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Posted: 10/11/2005 6:15:47 AM | "Even heavy automobile traffic out of New York City on a summer weekend minutely unbalances the earth as it rotates."
Paul Allman Siple | |
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Posted: 10/13/2005 11:27:40 AM | | In a time where there is no war, a true warrior will turn upon himself. | |
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Posted: 10/14/2005 6:32:54 AM | The Only job where you start at the top is "Hole Digger"
unknown
Better Today
than Yesterday
Better Tomorrow
than Today
Kilmer (this one)
A Donkey can walk a million miles
He's still never going to return home a Stallion
unknown
The fate of a nation has often depended upon the good or bad digestion of a prime minister.
Voltaire
This Town needs an enima
Joker
Playing to lose is like sleeping with your sister. Sure she's a great piece of tail with a blouse full of goodies, but it's just illegal. Then you get into that whole inbred thing. Kids with no teeth who do nothing but play the banjo... eat apple sauce through a straw... pork farm animals.
Topper Harley
I'm a virgin ... I'm just not very good at it
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Posted: 10/15/2005 3:57:49 AM | Morlo...Beautiful. I'm an ex smoker and I've DONE that! haha. Lunchbox...excellent addition. Thanx for sharing....Ahh...Kilmer...7 quotes??? Been saving them up have you? 
Love doesn't make the world go round; Love makes the ride worthwhile.
Talking isn't the only way to Communicate.
Life is not so much about saying hello, as it is about saying goodbye.
The purpose of life...is to live your life on purpose, with purpose.
Two can live as cheaply as one, but only for half as long.
It's not the pace of life that concerns me. It's the sudden stop at the end!
When there are two conflicting version of a story, the wise course is to believe the one in which people appear at their worst. ~H.Allen Smith
Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all. ~Arthur Balfour 1848-1930
Your a good example why some animals eat their young.
When we talk to God we're praying. When God talks to us we're schizophrenic.
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
You know you're getting old when your scent of choice goes from Channel #5 to A535!
~ MY MOM~
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Posted: 10/15/2005 6:13:21 AM | "The question isn't what are we going to do today, the question is what aren't we going to do today?" Ferris Bueller
"No matter where you go.....there you are." Buckaroo Bonzai
"Of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most." Unknown | |
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Posted: 10/17/2005 6:18:06 AM | "well first - I'd establish a motive. In this case the killer probably saw the size of the bug's *ick and got insanely jealous... then I LLLOOOOSE 30 pounds PORKIN HIS WIFE!!!!!"
Ace Ventura
"oooooowww - you shot me you A-HOLE!!!!!"
How about "NO", Scott? Okay ?
"The Power of Christ compells you! ... okay - gonna vom."
Dr. Evil
"Keep Firing, &ssHoles!!!"
"MY Brains are going into my FEET"
"Druish Princess' are often attracted to money - and power .. and I have both"
DarkHelmet
"help help - I'm being repressed!"
MP&HG
"It's not important how I got along with the people I've killed.....what really matters is how well I get along with the people who are still alive"
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Posted: 10/18/2005 1:05:28 AM | Chinese proverb: "One joy can scatter a hundred griefs."
My own favorite box of chocolate quote:
Men and even women are like a box of chocolates, you never know who they truly are till you get past the candy coating
Emoticons are the lazy person's way of showing emotion
No, I don't go to AA meetings, that's for alcoholics. I'm a drunk.
People that watch porn seldom do it for self gratification. They watch it to get new ideas on self improvement. | |
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Posted: 10/18/2005 7:03:14 AM | So I get off stage right and drop the mic
Walk up to the hot chicks and I'm all like
"Sup ladies, my name's Slim Shady.
I'm the lead singer in D12 baby"
They're all like "Oh my god it's him"
"Becky oh my **ckin' god it's Eminem"
"I swear to **kin god dude you **ckin rock"
"Please Marshall please let me suck your **ck"
And by now the rest of the fellas get jealous
Especially when I drop the beat and do my acapellas
All the chicks start yellin', all the hot babes
Throw their bras and their shirts and their panties on stage
So like every single night they pick a fight with me
But when we fight it's kinda like sibling rivalry
Cuz they're back on stage the next night with me
Dude I just think you're tryna steal the light from me
Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me
Cause I told him Jessica Alba's my wife to be
This rock star &#it, it's the life for me
And all the other guys just despise me because
These chicks don't even know the name of my band...
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...
Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man...
All because I'm the lead singer of my band...
D12 :}~hhehehehehehehee
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Posted: 10/19/2005 12:26:38 AM | | to sunnshyne, your last quote is from Ozzy Ozbourne. It's also heard in the movie Hacker's. | |
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Posted: 10/20/2005 6:12:34 PM | "i live not in fear nor boust cause i am aware of the significance in regard."
If not for ones self, who than for?
To see through the plastic, shows you the real.
To live loved once pains but fills an emptiness.
Knowledge is the strongest truth there is.
intelligence is the ability to understand ones self.
Inspiration comes from within, but the thought came from an inspiration.
Hide yourself not from others, but show how the shine is bright.
I am neither materialist nor idealist, but rather a realist.
live life its fullest, cause the glass is there to actually hold.
i made all that up, so thats why its wack. But theres truths in it. Rock on. | |
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Posted: 10/20/2005 10:35:53 PM | | The only thing you HAVE to do is die.....the rest is a choice. | |
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Posted: 10/20/2005 11:04:36 PM | | confucious say.. man who walks threw turnstile sideways is.. going to BANG KOK!!...LOL | |
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Msg: 46 | |
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Posted: 10/21/2005 10:33:17 AM | "If you want to know where the apathy is, you're probably sitting on it."
Florynce R. Kennedy | |
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Posted: 10/21/2005 5:30:13 PM | Sunnshyne, Kilmer and Tekpoet...Sweet! Josh, 10 original quotes... #7 & #10 struck a chord. iysis, Seekingsoul..., and elle...you guys rule!! Thanx... every last one of you for breathing life into my one and only thread!
We speak the same language, yet each of us has something different to say.
Sometimes I love you for what you are...Sometimes in spite of what you are.
Sex is dirty only when it is done right!
It's easy to make a friend. What's hard is to make a stranger!
Never raise your hand to your children...it leaves your midsection open.
Whatever woman do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good...
Luckily, this is not difficult! ~Charlotte Whitton (1896-1975)~
"Amour vincent omnia"... (latin) Love conquers all things...
I'm so miserable without you it's almost like having you here! 
A love that has not friendship for it's base, is like a mansion built on sand.
~Ella Wheeler Wolcox~
It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare. ~Mark Twain~
(Last two, Compliments of Nomad1's profile...Cheers good lookin')
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Posted: 10/23/2005 9:25:42 PM | "Friends"
True friends stab you in the front."
-Oscar Wilde
A friendship can weather most things and thrive in thin soil; but it needs a little mulch of letters and phone calls and small, silly presents every so often - just to save it from drying out completely."
-Pam Brown
"Friendship is the hardest thing in the world to explain. It's not something you learn in school. But if you haven't learned the meaning of friendship, you really haven't learned anything."
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Posted: 10/25/2005 8:34:50 AM | " I have always been taught to speak well of the dead, well, she's dead.........good!
It was on David lettermans show, and David asked Bette Davis what she thought of Joan Crawfords, passing.
Bette Davis ROCKED!  | |
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Posted: 10/25/2005 8:32:35 PM | Cheers JustJeans and grplaman...
"There shouldn't be so many lonely places on your body...everything should be visited and hotly greeted." ~Percy Grainger~
BY ME!!!  | |
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